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leo the flop💣

@bombchazztic.bsky.social
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👉 they/them | 2spirit red river métis 🦅♾️ | preschool teacher | ✨🪩🛸👽 | married af 💍 | 🇨🇦

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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 18h
“why did the stream shut off and my headphones disconnect?” and it’s my cat showing hole and t-bagging the hmj stream
jarl poofus
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 19h
why are multiple people saving this photo of my vegetables !!!!!!!
screaming hamster with vegetables
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 20h
this post breached containment. why does it have so many likes. why are people in my replies doing America-centrism. mom pick me up i’m scared
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
three years ago i invented a new pride flag for my bf (now-husband) and i, and we haven’t changed our pfp since. orc homies 4 lyf
an orc representing myself with an orchomies pride flag borderan orc representing my partner with an orchomies pride flag borderorchomies pride flag
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Barbie in Avatar: Seven Havens (cursed)
Nisha as Princess Annaliese and Pavi as ErikaNisha as Princess Annaliese and Pavi as ErikaNisha as Princess Annaliese and Pavi as Erika
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Avatar Seven Havens:
static.klipy.com
Barbie: Princess & The Pauper - I'm Just Like You Song
ALT: Barbie: Princess & The Pauper - I'm Just Like You Song
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It was in this moment I realized…. I fucked up. I’m only feeding four people this Thanksgiving….
a multitude of vegetables sits in various baskets atop a Thanksgiving tablecloth
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
just went on a rabbit hole about the island nation of Nauru good read if you want to see the reality of a culture losing to colonialism and capitalism. sad read if you care about humanity at all.
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Threatening my husband with blackmail (this photo proving that he smacks the cat - who sleeps on the top pillow - hogs the bed, and elbows me in my face in his sleep, then says i’m mean to him and the cat bites him for no reason at night)
husband’s arms strewn across my pillows
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
baby boy had his first emergency visit ($$$) because stinky big brother bit his neck and gave him an abscess!!! now he’s snoozing on the heater getting loved
Thane Augustus laying on the heater vent and purring
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
my classroom doesn’t have food toys, so I present to you: graham crackers, leaves (for salad), rainbow chip cookies, bacon, and bannock #looseparts
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this hkia 3.0 update is going to go crazy
Peter you’re 29
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do we think he missed me?
Jarl Poofus hugging my legJarl Poofus hugging my leg
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Today at work, we saw some dirt. But this is special dirt! These are leaves becoming dirt. Of course I responded to many “Why” questions! I explained that one day, everything we see around us will turn to dirt. “Even people?” Sorry to that kid’s parents but hey, decomposition, that’s cool.
holding dirt
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“worst case scenario, if the busses aren’t running I can walk home from work” is becoming “very common scenario” and my dogs? they’re barking! woof woof.
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
two cats on husband’s legs!!!
two cats on husband’s legstwo cats on husband’s legs
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my break being after the hmj stream ends feels illegal, idk…
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DCU make better season finales please
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all three cats in the bedroom (not fighting!!!), cuddled with husband, now eating stew and watching hmj VOD. today is a very good day.
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I WAS NAPPING!!!
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Husband hacking onto here to show you all this really important gif before Leo censors it Viva La shonic 🫶
static.klipy.com
Sonic X Shadow Sonadow
ALT: Sonic X Shadow Sonadow
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh boy, can’t wait for another day at work where i’ll be corrected and written up for implementing basic inclusion strategies instead of punishing children, i love being a teacher! it’s so great for my mental health /s
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
reading this from my iPhone 12 mini:
smiling looking at phone
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
got so many compliments on my hair, dress, and earrings respectively! some of the compliments occurred while actively assisting a person OD’ing which felt odd but thank you! i guess!
mirror selfie of Halloween dress
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One year ago, as we gathered on an already mournful Sunday to find healing in our faith, minister to others, and mourn the recent passing of our long-serving church leader, our phones buzzed with the heartbreaking news of an attack on one of our congregations. www.deseret.com/faith/2026/0...
deseret.com
Grand Blanc Latter-day Saints mark 1 year since church shooting, grappling with trauma and healing
Healing remains hard work for those who faced unspeakable decisions and wove a tapestry of faith and action that saved more than 200 Latter-day Saints from bullets and fire.
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s Truth and Reconciliation Day. remember to leave an Orange T-Shirt under your pillow so Phyllis Webstad can bring you an Orange Tim Hortons Sprinkle Donut 🧡
Tim Hortons orange sprinkle donut
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wdym i was able to have a quick chat with my supervisor to show them — to **correct them** —the form where i suggested doing [thing] *before* they came and “corrected” me for doing [thing] without running it by them??? who is this confident work boss diva teacher king???
kitten looking into a mirror and seeing a lion
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a decade on reddit. a 900 day streak. over 100k karma. chat, am i a …. redditor?!?!
reddit wojack
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
to add to everything, i just found out i was exposed to Hep A !!thankfully the government is making the booster vax free for me because of the exposure but still i must AAAAAAAA-
screaming cat
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
next summer marks 10 years of working in my field. i still don’t know what i wannabe when i grow up!!!
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me! me! my turn!
leo if they were a cute picrew avatar in their office
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yesterday was my first time having to usher my preschoolers inside a local business (thanking God that one of my kid’s parents was there) because of an aggressive man charging at us trying to harm them I’ve been trying to think of a way to make this funny for Bluesky but it’s not.
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
someone just tried to sell me my little pony toys as “a great addition to your play-based classroom” ha ha. HA HA. they’re going to my home on my display shelf for the collection, pleb
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got to sleep at 3 a.m. and was up at 6 a.m. shocker (/s) I’ve caught every germ these sick kids came in today and my first time being voted onto a board of directors is tomorrow! i want to scream!!!
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At 9 p.m. I said I need to go to sleep early and went to bed. Hello 1 a.m.
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sometimes you walk in for an ear piercing. Sometimes you walk out with a lobotomy.
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this isn’t true but what if it was though—
hello kitty island adventure
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“I’m like if Ms. Rachel was a no-op trans man” - me, pairing blue overalls with a pink shirt and bandana, trying to ignore the gender dysphoria of working in a heavily gendered profession
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
finding out that one of my favourite musical artists has an AI generated EP cover… slamming my fist on the table, throwing up
lilyisthatyou’s cover photo for painful euphoria
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my coworker said i was built like a Chinese general and anyway i couldn’t find a good picture but here’s General Iroh
General Iroh from Avatar the Last Airbender
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
almost missed today’s trend 🎄💚🍃
Christmas greengreen Christmas collage
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
cats cuddle chair (cozy)
Jarl Poofus and Thane Augustus cuddled on chairJarl Poofus and Thane Augustus cuddled on chair
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
took too long to clear out the dirt and garbage pile from my backyard. now we’re growing corn 🌽
corn sprouting
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my immune system and weak little body were no match for the first week back to school
sick medieval man
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
tw: OD, drug mention was asked to stay late, then had to walk home an hour in the pouring rain, came across a car fire, almost got peed on, then ended the walk by finding an unresponsive, eyes wide open person (overdose) grateful for the narcan-carriers and helpers more than ever today
smoke from a downtown street
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
everybody’s asking how my first day back at teaching went! the roof of my classroom is collapsed from a weekend storm! so that’s cool and fun!!!
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
between my last working interview and my first day of work, the convenience store (aka my morning lifeline) shut down
permanently closed sign
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
can’t wait for the future when i’m singing “🎶 cheers to the front and cheers to the back / and cheers to the 2010s / i could hate myself when the sun comes up / but i like myself like this 🎶” and my teenage kid is like “ew you’re so old and cringe” and i hit them with the Emo Dad ™
emo dad
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
AJR is just emo music for 30 year olds
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leo the flop💣 @bombchazztic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if i knew employers would be requiring my college transcript even years after post-grad jobs, i wouldn’t have let an abusive relationship/unmedicated adhd cause me to drop so many classes
wendy williams stressed
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