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Chris

@bombastic-shark.bsky.social
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Overrated, audacious, impressionable nerd. He/Him. Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights.

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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ya can tell me Kirby either is god or can kill god but I still cheer the little puffball on as if he's still an unlikely hero in danger of losing. Am I stupid?
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagining Roller combining with the Combat Deck like Armada Rollout and Overload and then that due combining with Optimus Prime like a Brave super mode.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh hey Commander Magna we though ya were dead
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"My dad is garbage people (positive?)"
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is Pat Lee a larper?
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh yeah, some ships in Hanubia disappear during the events of Metroid Dread. I'm sure it's no big deal.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I dreamed my brother and I were grabbing lunch at the mall. We watch some rando mutate into a mantis and get put down by strangers.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Imagine not being tired.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I learned if my older sibling were born a girl, my grandparents likely would've cut my parents off from any support and I might not have been born.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I dreamed I could turn my drawings into physical objects and was using it in what felt like a tower defense game scenario. One of my coworkers, possibly a manager, was a diva that would repeatedly take credit for my work.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"Shoot for the moon? Man fuck that noise. A whole universe of stars and you settle for the first big rock in your orbit? What are you, STUPID?"
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Superlink Shockfleet plus Superlink Laserwave equals New Legends Shockwave. Apparently his new vehicle mode came from Micron Legend Shockwave's Cybertronian form which was inspired by G1 Laserwave. It's like TFA Cheetor levels of nested homages.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I could go for more fire truck Optimus Prime's. Imagine pairing him with a fire-breathing dragon Megatron again.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I dreamed someone passed me a bunch'a Siege Seekers clipped together. One of 'em turned out ta be a new mold Vector Prime, the white plastic looked like it had red plastic swirled in.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I dreamed a moth flew into my room and when I got closer it looked like someone glued wings onto the skeleton from I Spy Spooky Mansion and I was so scared I woke up biting my tongue.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If Black Shadow has ta be called Sky Shadow for English speaking markets, what would Blue Bacchus be renamed ta? Could dust off the Blue Maximus trademark...
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It just hit me that Vector Prime and Logos Prime work visually as an opposing duo beyond the contrasting colors. Their faces resemble the Autobrand and Deceptibrand respectively.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don't actually have a favorite frog. Sorry.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What do the letters on G1 Red Alert's chest stand for- Fire Department or Floro Dery?
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When Arcee and Elita-1 were added ta the Transformers evergreen toolkit, what did the designer(s) reference for their original designs? In the 2017 document, the G1 bots use their original toys, Barricade is the 2007 movie deluxe figure, and Windblade is the Thrilling 30 deluxe figure?
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Thunderstorm with hail only in effect during my trip to and from the DMV.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They're not the same, but I look at Sky Guard and my mind goes ta the unused alternate head for Reveal the Shield Lugnut.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
They call Guzzle a Combaticon 'cos he and his mates are supposed ta combat the Decepticons. Pretty simple, no?
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Are Sabre Jet and Tankmaster from Inhumanoids part of the trend that gave us military equipment anthropomorphized as marketable anime girls?
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The paper straw dun' fit the opening in the pop tab of my drink can.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"This is my original character, the Submariner. She has the power to throw submarine sandwiches through her victims' hearts."
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"You know, Clark, I may need a different approach to dating." "What, did you get matched with another villain?" "Yeah, no. Besides, this is Metropolis, it was bound to happen eventually." "I don't think-" "How many villains have made passes at you, mister Metropolis' most eligible bachelor?"
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I dreamed I'm in Love with the Villainess did a body snatcher arc. 2 pod people lured Rae Taylor with a third disguised as a flesh and blood student taken hostage. Rae disposed of the "kidnappers" by dissolving their bodies in a nearby river, apparently they were weak ta water.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
What's the overlap between people who dip fries in their frosty and people who dip chicken strips in their soft serve?
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
If Hot Wheels/Transformers gets ta the Speed Blaster I wonder if the robot mode will resemble G2 High Beam.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I learned pops puts hot sauce on his corn on the cob and ma uses tzatziki.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Is Missing Link Ironhide wearing the battle sled on his back like Tom Scioli's TF vs GIJoe Ironhide?
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Finally rewatching Might Gaine. Hopefully I finish this time, the soybean episode turned me off the series nearly 7 years ago.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Might not survive finishing this character, I'm treading dangerous ground.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Within the pilot miniseries, Animated Ratchet clearly has baggage from his experiences during the Great Wars, but the rest of the series shows the worst of his trauma comes from dealing with current and former Autobots versus fighting Decepticons.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A cereal commercial seems like a weird place ta encounter cannibalism.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Space Case is fast, faster than a speeding bullet, debatably smarter than one too. Can he put that speed ta good use? Well...
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Above average amount of roadkill on the way ta work today.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Brainstorm is notorious for developing some of the Autobots' deadliest tools, weapons, and personal modifications; the vast majority ended up shelved for ethical concerns. A peer of Ironfist, he dreams of working alongside Perceptor and the other minds responsible for Project: Omega.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Broadside needs a vacation from life.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Gears- he's grumpy and probably can't turn his head.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
For Macabre, inflicting pain is an artform. If Cybertron will not belong to the Decepticons, then he will leave a wound on this world that the Autobots will never forget.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Crosscut is a dependable if unremarkable sort. He is often mistaken for other bots, something he takes advantage of but doesn't go out of his way to exploit.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Triton is a slippery sort who makes his own luck. Skilled at combat on land and sea, he always has an exit strategy at the ready which can lead him to take unnecessary risks.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The talented engineer Ferak lets his inventions speak for him. He is careful when the spotlight is on himself, for at spark he is a coward.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The Decepticons are harvesting simps for Megatron?
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Fang never has the last laugh.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Earthquake misses Cybertron. Tearing up other worlds and asteroids doesn't feel the same. The ones that transform are fun to dismember though.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Tonight is brought to you by Tornado. Sadly, the visible chest hair would not fit on a sticky note.
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Chris @bombastic-shark.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Studio Series Astrotrain loses the tender from the Siege figure and still ends up with compromised vehicle modes. His robot mode also feels weirdly proportioned, like the upper body and legs were stretched but the arms weren't adjusted ta match.
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