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Stephen Boo-len 👻

@bolen.co
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 05/10/2026
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 26/09/2026
I love the accuracy of my Apple Watch!!
My Apple Watch showing a message that I’ve closed all of my rings. I am sitting at a bar at 2nd Shift Brewing and clearly not exercising, unless you count a slow pour Kölsch as exercise
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 26/09/2026
Tracy Jordan in a stoop: “I seen a hooker eat a tire!”
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 17/09/2026
Those Busch Senior kits go so hard.
Busch Senior USOC team photo.
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 28/08/2026
Homer Simpson wishing he had a monkey’s paw
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 27/08/2026
A bright spot.
Climbed Mt. Busch to the Budweiser Terrace for a $5 Busch Light hell yeah brother
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 27/08/2026
THIS BASE BALL GAME SUCKS
Busch Stadium, where dreams go to die in 2026.
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 22/08/2026
The Loco Beach Coconuts mascot is Shock G.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
Yo ladies, oh how I like to funk thee
And all the rappers in the top ten-please allow me to bump thee
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 16/08/2026
Sir, Simon Becher has a brace
George W Bush being told that Simon Becher, despite all odds, has a brace tonight for #AllForCITY
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 14/08/2026
From Dubrovnik - look at this cat, flourishing!
A cat looking at the Adriatic Sea, living its best life.
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 12/08/2026
THANKS I HATE IT
The epic handshake meme. Boomers 🤝 Zoomers: Not using headphones in public spaces
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 11/08/2026
Men just want one thing and it's disgusting
Bad AI art from a menu that says "EVERY PIZZA CAN BE CALZONE." on a ribbon with a photo of a pizza above it.
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 10/08/2026
Just popping online to share this photo from Dubrovnik. Happy whatever day it is in the real world!
An orange cat staring back at the dumb dude taking the photo, as if to say “bitch don’t kill my vibe” as it was looking out at the Adriatic Sea from Buža beach.
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 08/08/2026
Anyway, Hajduk plays tomorrow at Poljud.
Mural in Split that reads "Živimo za Hajduk", which translates to "We Live for Hajduk" in English.
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 04/08/2026
FUCKING PULAAAAAA
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 04/08/2026
Beers are €6. America would never!
Me holding up a Nick cave & the bad seeds souvenir beer cup, which is in foreground focus. The background is cool the arena and a lit up stage. 
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 04/08/2026
Hi everyone 👋 Time for Church (Which is Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds in Pula, Croatia.)
The Pula Arena is set for Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds Europe 2026 tour
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 27/07/2026
Go on…
I heard you have some inferior copper?
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 05/07/2026
It’s wild in Chicago tonight!
A very foggy baseball game in. Chicago.
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 29/06/2026
hell yeah
Go ahead and destroy the Brazilians, Godzilla. Make the people happy
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 27/06/2026
Finally, summer.
A weather alert from Carrot Weather: Extreme Heat Watch in St. Louis county from tomorrow to July 3.
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 27/06/2026
The pall bearers like this
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 26/06/2026
Doesn’t seem hard, tbh
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day, dad. I still haven't caught any fish in the kitchen after 45-odd years.
My dad and I in the kitchen in 1980. I am in diapers holding a fishing rod for some reason.
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 21/06/2026
Working with the Gemstone family
It’s Keefe!
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 19/06/2026
Go watch the World Cup at a brewery
The patio at Civil Life in St. Louis is poppingAn Apple Watch notification of noise levels.
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 17/06/2026
Anti-Croatian discrimination meme
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 17/06/2026
MLS is cookin'
A screenshot from MLS Analytics, showing Argentina's 3 goals on 1.25 xG. It's accurate, because all goals were off the foot of MLSMADE LEGEND, Lionel Messi.
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 15/06/2026
I could eat a billion ćevapi and still want more.
A grill full of ćevapi with those cool grill marks.
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 09/06/2026
Bob Belcher in a car grabbing his neck and looking up.
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 26/05/2026
I can’t take it seriously when someone tries to write how Larry David talks… and in a fundraising text, to boot.
Hey! This is Larry David. Surprised to hear from me? I’m as surprised as you are. This is cutting into nap time. 

But I couldn’t say no to Alex Vindman. He’s running for Senate in Florida. The man is everything I’m not, which should give you an idea of what a tremendous person he is.

The guy’s a hero. He sacrificed his career to testify in front of Congress about how Trump tried to blackmail Zelensky, the President of Ukraine.

Look, I don’t like to criticize people, but I’m willing to bet that the woman running against him wouldn’t sacrifice her career for anything. Every vote she’ll ever cast will be because Trump wanted her to vote that way:

“Yes, Mr. President! Whatever you say, Mr. President. You’re the greatest, Mr. President. Build monuments for yourself? I’ll vote for it! Use your office to enrich yourself and your family? I won’t say a word. Distract from the Epstein files? Sure, here's some UFO footage! Lie every second of the day? I’ll go along with it, because I’m a puppet and I don’t have a mind of my own. I’m just a little sock.”

Vindman is not a puppet. He loves this country. He loves it so much it’s almost off-putting. I love it too, but come on. Get a life, Vindman!

Now here’s the awful part...right, you got it. Money. Alas, you can’t get elected without money for a campaign. I get it if you don’t want to give anything.

But even if it’s a small amount, it will be worth it to elect someone who’s different, has a backbone, and actually a good guy.

Donate to Alex Vindman’s campaign here: https://vindman.co/pKf5s4

- Larry David

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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 23/05/2026
Kenneth Parcell, saying “oh Grizz, I’ll miss you most of all.”
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 22/05/2026
How do I get a fraction of the swagger as @2ndshiftbrewing.bsky.social’s Brewery Cat?
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 08/05/2026
Danny Brown
If you dip I dip
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 08/05/2026
Kierkegaard or Jim Davis?
A man in a hoodie with Garfield thinking “to know me is to love me”
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 05/05/2026
How do you do fellow kids?
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 01/05/2026
It’s an easy campaign, tbh
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 30/04/2026
Keefe-ass wannabe
Keefe from the righteous gemstones
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 28/04/2026
Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There goes Mr Bitch!
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 23/04/2026
high jacking
Alex Jones & his legal team have already filed & are planning to file major legal challenges to this attempted high jacking of Infowars & his identity by these Democrat-backed deranged lunatics!
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 18/04/2026
The RSD lines this year are, uhh, *healthy* Thankfully, Planet Score is passing out beverages!
A long line of people in line at Planet Score records in Maplewood, MO. A can of Brewcocky from 2nd Shift Brewing
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 14/04/2026
CLAIM YOUR STEAK BOX
An email to me with the subject line in all caps: “claim your steak box”
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 09/04/2026
News used to be better
pre-taped call in show. David cross looks very disheveled.
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 03/04/2026
Last night I asked my landlord to increase my rent. That’s how much I believe in my grind/hustle
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 02/04/2026
A tweet from Shaq: “im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)”
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 02/04/2026
Kevin Durant sang “I’m watching the history channel in the club and I’m wondering how do these people kno [sic] what’s goin on on the sun..ain’t nobody ever been”
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 31/03/2026
The mug was right
An America 250 mug from the Smithsonian that lists the dates of America from 1776-2026
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 28/03/2026
STOP THE COUNT
MLB Central standings showing da STL Cardinals on top, followed by MIL (0.5 back), CHC (1.0 back), PIT & CIN (1.5 back)
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 28/03/2026
Love my mystery dice bags
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Stephen Boo-len 👻 @bolen.co · 26/03/2026
I love seeing the baby birds playing loose and free baseball. This Cardinals team is in a big transition, but they’re at least fun to watch. Also, kettle chip riplets are elite snacks.
St. Louis staples: Fitz’s Cardinals Cream soda and a bag of Red Hot Riplets kettle chips.
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