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Loose Bruce

@boldhamster.bsky.social
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Retired attorney with an undergraduate degree in political science and a minor in sarcasm. Blue dot in the red state of Tennessee. Proud father of 5 rescue cats. I love ya’ll but please don’t send me DMs. I don’t love ya’ll that much.

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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you're registered, they let you do it.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pay no attention to the polls. Get out and vote!
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My favorite meme of the day.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
So...it seems that Donald "The Chosen One" Trump was performing miracles today, like he does every Sunday, and he accidentally brought Jeffrey Epstein back to life, and now he needs Bill Barr to bump him off once again.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What's up?
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I have a sudden urge to sing Edelweiss.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Back in the 1940s, my uncle repaired airplanes that were used to kill fascists. You might say he was an anti fascist, and I'm not one bit ashamed of that fact. Actually, I'm pretty damn proud of him.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Another decision I don't regret.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Science can save lives, and RFK Jr is defunding it.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I think I can figure out from the context what a reakin' jobby is.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Unfortunately, fame has already gone to Krypto’s head.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
My girl Spooky is an apex predator. I may have to turn her loose on these book banners.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Happy Caturday from Spooky.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
ICE Deez Nutz
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Cognitive decline.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Speaking of cognitive decline…
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
The musicians union has called this out as a personal attack on two of their members.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The resemblance is uncanny.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Trump is a whiny little bitch.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Happy #Caturday y’all!
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Happy Monday!
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Wrong. There was a court order in 2019.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Financial advice from Nancy.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Remixed Nancy. April Fools, beyach!
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
They love MAGA in Greenland because they’re chewy on the outside and crunchy on the inside.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Happy Caturday! #Caturday
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I guess Pete didn’t get the memo.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
#Caturday
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
This reminds me of the Wizard of Id.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Remixed Nancy
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Why I’m not a Republican.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
He will just blame it on the Biden economy.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The amount of fentanyl crossing the border from the USA into Canada is more than 20 times higher than the amount coming from Canada to America. Canada needs to build a wall and make America pay for it.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
No lube for you.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
New map of North America.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Neil Young has just announced a free concert in Ukraine. Keep on rocking in the free world.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The body language I noticed was Zelensky holding his hands tightly under his arms because he was fighting the urge to ball his hands into fists and start punching, which wouldn’t have been good diplomacy.
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Loose Bruce @boldhamster.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Notice the body language. Zelensky has his hands tucked tightly under his arms because he is fighting the natural urge to ball his hands into fists and throat punch that vagina neck, but he knows that would not be good diplomacy.
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