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Brendan O’Kane

@bokane.org
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Scrutable Occidental, erstwhile 北漂, quondam translator, Ming/Qing fiction enjoyer, congenital Philadelphian, escaped academic, MLIS aspirant, 鏟屎官 (二等). Cynicism makes you an easy mark. Signal: @bokane.1644. www.burninghou.se

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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 6h
Mathews 7523 蝣: Ephemera.
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 10h
Complicated thought which is not easy to express: piled up -- eminent motes in a sunbeam sternly pondering the fact that men were full of faults.
from Mathews 4113 and 4114, glossed respectively as "piles of stones" (example gloss: “piled up -- eminent") and "to look about. order, sequence. Complicated thought which is not easy to express."Mathews 2691: "Motes in a sunbeam, thus: -- minute, impalpable. Bright. Fibrous."Mathews 2675 means either "composed; contented; tranquil" or "very not composed; very not contented; very not tranquil."
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 19h
i have unlocked infinity chinese
screenshot of the fun I have been having: crops from the 明清吳語詞典, with glyph candidates. Some of the glyphs here are from fonts; if you look you can also see some kind of blobby, lopsided ones which are SVGs generated based on CDL character descriptions
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 21h
crop from the old Mathews dictionary, which I will have an announcement about shortly, for the rare graph 蠧, variant form 螙, meaning “grubs in wood; worms in books, clothes, etc. Used figuratively of corrupt officials." 

Words and phrases containing the graph include "rapacious underlings," "to prey upon one's country and injure the people," "hairy caterpillars," "silverfish," "rapacious schemes -- preying on the people," and "to breed weevils, etc."
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 26/09/2026
also good:
entry for the word for "ashamed" written with 愧 and other graphs. Example sentences include the Hou Han shu's "All at the meeting were ashamed for him" 會者皆為之愧庶氏: "officer who expels poisonous influences"can't go back and copy-paste the graphs now; anyway it's a word meaning "briefly illuminated by lightning"
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 25/09/2026
it's *ẓi̯əb-ẓi̯əb season, motherfuckers (this is a Karlgrenoid reconstruction, so it is not actually *ẓi̯əb-ẓi̯əb season, motherfuckers, but it might've been *no-no season, motherfuckers)
crop from John Cikoski's 'Lexicon of Old Chinese': the digraph 䰰䰰 is glossed as "sound [a] spook makes" and given the goofy-sounding-to-me reconstructed reading given here in Karlgren's notation
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 25/09/2026
been a while since I saw a mutant character that really delighted me
new to me: one 或 on top of another 或 that's been turned upside-down. It is apparently writing the homophonous 惑, "confusing."
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 23/09/2026
many such injustices, sadly.
Flann O’Brien, ‘At Swim-Two-Birds’: “I saw that my witticism was I perceived and quietly replaced it in the treasury of my mind.”
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 22/09/2026
John Cikoski, A Lexicon of Classical Chinese, x: 

Syllabaries are hardly less efficient if the number of distinct syllables is not large. In Old Chinese it is. Over 3800 syllables are distinguished in 廣韻, and Archaic Chinese had more. That would be a burden if each syllable had one symbol, but in Chinese writing we find the inventory multiplied ten-fold. It is the worst script in the world, save only one, and that one is derived from it. (I mean of course the one Sir George Sansom called “surely without inferiors” ['Historical Grammar of Japanese', Oxford UP 1928, p. 44], the monumental junk-sculpture of a script that the Japanese have made by remorseless bricolage of Chinese books.)
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 19/09/2026
a zoomed-in, grainy closeup of pierogi regarding the treat from ‘neath beetling brow. A caption says: ‘SOON.’
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 19/09/2026
Caturday greetings
Pierogi (a cat) investigates the cream filling of a maritozzi (a donut)
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 18/09/2026
are ya winning, son of heaven?

the answer: no i am the guangxu emperor
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 18/09/2026
Conal: Whatever the fuck is going on with Tasker-Morris?
Me: YOU GOT IT
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 17/09/2026
Groot, saying "丘也"
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 17/09/2026
Still the best Shuihu by a long shot, though.
from Brian Holton’s “The Mossflow”: 

Whae thocht owremuckle pleisur wad bring on sorra? I the spring o the third year o Happie Blessins the pest cam spreidin owre the kinrik - frae Besouth the Watter ti the twa capitals, there wisna the ae place whaur fowk wisna smittlt wi this ill: frae ilka stewartrie an sheriffdom cam notandums in, thick as flauchts o snaa.

translating 

那時百姓受了些快樂,誰道樂極悲生:嘉祐三年春間,天下瘟疫盛行。自江南直至兩京,無一處人民不染此證。天下各州各府雪片也似申奏將來。
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 16/09/2026
come on man
Chapter 9 of 'Van orakelbot tot weblog: lesboek klassiek Chinees': "Hoe groots is Confucius!"
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 10/09/2026
I don’t know anything about batball, I just know I want the enemies of Philadelphia to suffer
Panoramic shot from the inside of the sports stadium, where the Philadelphians (good) are playing the Astronomers (hateful; STEM; from Texas apparently)
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 08/09/2026
not sure about greatest but it’s probably the one I most enjoyed writing
footnote on the word 熱趕郎: ‘The iconoclastic philosopher Li Zhi 李贄, who died in 1602 after cutting his own throat to make a point, used it in the same sense around the same time, in a posthumously published book of essays whose title (續焚書) I can only translate as Burn This Book Too.’
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 07/09/2026
Au contraire, baobeir:
萬壽僧彬師嘗對客,貓踞其旁。謂客曰:「人言雞有五德,此貓亦有之。見鼠不捕,仁也;鼠奪其食而讓之,義也;客至設饌則出,禮也,藏物甚密而能竊食,智也;每冬月輒入灶、信也。」


Master Bin sat across from the visitor to Wanshou Temple, a cat curled up beside him.

"You know how the rooster has five virtues," the monk said. "Well, so does this cat. When he sees a mouse, he’s too Humane to chase it, not even if it’s stealing his food — that’s how Principled he is. And he’s always first to greet guests at dinner. Perfect Manners. When he finds the hidden food, even the very cleverly hidden food, he reveals his Wisdom — and every winter he warms himself, Faithfully, beside the stove."

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The bit about the virtues of the rooster comes from a line from an anecdote in Master Han’s Commentaries on the Book of Odes 韓詩外傳, attributed to Han Ying 韓嬰 (fl. 150 BCE):

君獨不見夫雞乎!首戴冠者,文也,足搏距者,武也,敵在前敢鬥者、勇也,得食相告,仁也,守夜不失時,信也。
You have seen the rooster, surely? The crown on its head reflects its civil virtue; the spurs on its heel, its martial virtue; its courage we see in the rooster’s readiness to face down any foe it finds. So humane is it that no sooner do you feed one than it starts clucking for its fellows to come and eat as well — and it crows, faithfully, every morning.
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 03/09/2026
Domino Effect meme where the small domino is @lolennui.bsky.social's 'jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao' and the big domino is 'a 16 year-old DOGE staffer known only as TesticulusMaxxximus1488 just moved the stone tortoise that was restraining the 36 Heavenly Spirits and the 72 Earthly Fiends, buckle up everybody'
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 01/09/2026
I know it’s only a technical school, but that is not what “preserving” means and there seems to be some confusion over “legacy” here too.
Email from the president of Drexel with the newspeak-ass subject line “Preserving the Academy of Natural Sciences’ Legacy and Collections for the Future”
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 01/09/2026
we kept another one in reserve for later, too
Isgro’s carrot cake, with a cursive frosting inscription reading “actually hitched!”
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the range of opinions it is permissible to express.
the political compass of Bluesky, in four images from Kawanabe Kyōsai's 河鍋暁斎 Pictures of One Hundred Demons (Kyōsai hyakki gadan) 暁斎百鬼画談: 
top right: Skeleton soldiers, a horse with the head of a man, and other monsters advance in the growing darkness.
top left: A one-eyed, malformed goddess, Benzaiten, is accompanied by an elephant, reptilian monsters, and, at left, the fierce Buddhist guardian Fudō Myōō holding a sword.
bottom right: Ritual implements such as a monk’s fly whisk, boots, and a Buddhist gong become monsters.
bottom left: Musical instruments, a lute (biwa) and zither (koto), appear as monsters.

For more: https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/78669
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 26/08/2026
it's #weirdpoemwednesday apparently
my translation of a Wang Fanzhi 王梵志/"Brahmacarin Wang" poem:

i have a couple acres of land 
plantings on the south mountain slope 
four or five pine trees of my own 
and two or three hills of beans as well. 
when it's hot i just go for a dip in the pond
or take the cool breeze singing on the bank 
i come and go as i please and i've got enough 
so i'd like to see somebody try me now. 

--attributed to "Brahmacarin Wang," fl. 7th/8th c.

吾有十畝田,種在南山坡。
青松四五樹,綠豆兩三窠。
熱即池中浴,涼便岸上歌。
遨遊自取足,誰能奈我何。
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 24/08/2026
brb, getting Goodfellas prison marinara from a crooked Irishman
From Craig LaBan’s review of Waltz, Philly Inquirer for 8/23, D10: 

"We call it 'Gus' gravy," says Dougherty, noting that his father, Donald "Gus" Dougherty, also a partner at Waltz, learned the recipe in 2008 from some Italian friends he met while he was serving 18 months in federal prison at Fort Dix for defrauding the IBEW Local 98 electricians union, formerly run by his close (but unrelated) associate, John "Johnny Doc" Dougherty.
"He's made it every Sunday since."
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 24/08/2026
A blue sky with white clouds, subdivided by phone lines and an old South Philly rowhouse-style television aerial antenna: the view from my backyard, looking up.
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 16/08/2026
from “Cat” (貓) by Qian Zhongshu 錢鐘書, a satire of pre-war intellectuals. Claws completely unsheathed, since the targets are only technically anonymized.
The discovery of "Peking Man" at Zhoukoudian further proved the primacy of Beiping. Peking Man, in his day, had been the most advanced of all monkeys; so, today, was Beiping Man the most cultured of Chinese. The newspapers heralded the rise of the "Peking Set," and the local intellectuals traced their spiritual lineage back to Peking Man — which was why they never called themselves the "Beiping Set," even though the name of the city had changed. The Peking Set were Southerners, almost to a man, and as proud of their newfound home as ever any Jews were of their adoptive countries. It was very nearly the only thing they ever spoke of.
Since moving to Beiping, too, Mrs. Li's athlete's foot had cleared up — an unexpected side-benefit of living in the cultural center of the nation.
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 08/08/2026
Not generally a souvenir type, but I got a miniature figure of one of the smashy-looking guys on a visit to the museum like 20 years ago.
A paperweight-scaled replica of one of the Sanxingdui effigies, hands outstretched to hold an elephant tusk that is long gone. A nonplussed cat looks on in the background.
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 07/08/2026
Not looking to make a habit of this, but: knowers of Wen Zhengming, is there any way this is actually by him? (Everything I can find about it derives from a 2014 auction listing where the wording and prices suggest that no one involved thought it was genuine.)
Vertical scroll: a muted ink rendering of a somewhat boneless-looking tabby with a white belly and socks, three paws planted on the ground with its left rear leg raised to scratch behind its ear. Its eyes are wide; its teeth are sharp; it looks like a painting of a ferocious tiger scaled down to cat size and caught in a goofy pose. 
At the top right, an inscription slightly misquotes Huang Tingjian's "cat plz" poem and says 'Since I lost my cat, the mice have been running riot and making mischief in my studio. I heard that Huxi's [i.e. Shen Tianmin's] household has kittens, so I wrote and painted this to engage one.' (此山谷先生乞貓詩也。小齋近失狸,苦鼠輩作孽,聞滸溪家有乳貓,寫此並畫聘之)
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 05/08/2026
inside you there are two cats
pierogi (cream and grey; blue-eyed; clinically sociopathic) loafs handsomely, regarding the camera with placid contemptgyoza (ginger; sweet-natured; not on any Nobel shortlists) bleps at the camera from amidst a tangle of orange limbs
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 02/08/2026
The Dark Knight
A small cream cat with grey ears, wearing a tiger-striped harness, crouches atop the backyard bike hutch. The shadow cast by his head and pointy ears looks like a silhouette of the Bat-man.
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 29/07/2026
The zebra’s stripes are lacking hues, So they don’t compare To You-Know-Whose. Orange and black! It’s what to wear! It’s haute couture For those who dare!
A cream and grey cat rocking a sassy little tiger-striped harness, hitting the camera with Blue Steel and insouciance turned up to 11
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 29/07/2026
George Chapman was calling a critic of his Homer an "envious Windfucker" in the early 17th century
Chapman, Whole Works of Homer, 'The Preface to the Reader,' xxxiv: after defending his translation against criticisms, Chapman turns to the accusation that he worked from a Latin crib and calls his accuser "a certaine envious Windfucker, that hovers up and downe, laboriously engrossing al the aire with his luxurious ambition..."A CERTAINE ENVIOUS WINDFUCKER
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 26/07/2026
Trying to imagine a South Philly-accented David Attenborough for the voiceover
Gyoza, a ginger cat in natty blue vest who is certified free of feck, fear, or clue, looks up from a South Philly back yard at something overhead.Pierogi, a small cream and grey crime shaped like a cat, lies on top of the bike hutch. He is generally unimpressed. The Hated Prey, the Vile Foe (a squirrel crossing the street via the overhead power lines)
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 25/07/2026
huppy cuturduy
Gyoza, doofy ginger boy and committed empiricist, blurrily vusstigates the camera
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 22/07/2026
considered ridiculous rather than good
'Reception' section of the wikipedia article for 'Jade Warrior,' the wuxia kalevala movie:

"The reception of the Jade Warrior was critical in China. Reviews in local newspapers criticized the film as difficult to understand: it takes place both in Finland and China and even in different time periods. In addition, the Mandarin pronunciation of the Finnish actors was considered ridiculous rather than good.[5]"
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 10/07/2026
sleepy little speed lines coming off his Eadweard Muybridge ass
zoomed in action shot: Gyoza, ears back, paws outstretched, captured in the act of sleeping
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 10/07/2026
how does he do it, folks
on a blue bedspread, an orange cat lies stretched out in a sort of exploded diagram displaying both sides of the cat
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 06/07/2026
The eighth-century dictionary ‘Simplex and Compound Graphs from the Five Classics“ 五經文字 defines “cat” as “a ferocious beast.” 「貓,猛獸」
gyoza, a ginger cat looking rather dapper in his new blue harness, vusstigates the back yardhe gives a small, thoughtful mlemthe leaves of this one pepper plant are a favorite object of vusstigation and also of nomming obviously
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 05/07/2026
“here they serve coffee in cups and a good mood,” I post from my iPhone and a narrow sliver of the Venn diagram
A cafe called “Zeugma Mediterranean Cuisine,” Sai Kung, Hong Kong, February 2018. 
They did not in fact serve coffee, because the machine and the social contract were broken.
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 05/07/2026
'epic handshake' meme where the left hand is 'Sima Qian', the right hand is 'Suetonius', and the thing they're shaking on is "I TOLD U BRO I FUCKIN TOLD YOU"
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 05/07/2026
god, no; dragons in early modern china, yes
from the start of Timothy Brook’s excellent “The Troubled Empire”: 

Shen [Defu] is able to align every sighting with a precise moment in that emperor's wobbly career, including the man's death. Zhengde died of a fever some weeks after falling drunk out of a boat while fishing in the Yangzi valley. Water being the dragon's signature element, Shen dared to suggest that dragons must have been responsible.

From here on, dragons are regular
accompanists to the Ming emperors as they stumbled from one constitutional or environmental crisis to the next. The reign of Zhengde's successor, the Jiajing emperor (r I522-I566), was heavily troubled by dragons, especially in the I55os. Eighteen spottings can be precisely dated, but many more have been recorded that cannot. A Yangzi delta writer who collected local dragon stories from the Jiajing reign tells of one appearing in the home of a Hangzhou veterinarian, a second tearing up massive pine trees as it crossed Fang Mountain outside Hangzhou, a third and a fourth destroying dozens of houses outside Suzhou in a fiery heat, and a fifth roiling about over Hangzhou's scenic West Lake, where it toppled an iron pagoda, overturned pleasure boats, and smashed a Thousand Buddha Hall in a monastery to smithereens. 

The Wanli emperor's reign, from 1573 to 1620, was as dragon-prone as Jiajing's.
Particularly spectacular was the second
sighting, when 158 furious dragons tore out of the skies over the countryside west of Nanjing on August 29, 1586, leveling hills, destroying fields, and drowning thousands. Dragons continued to appear right through to the final reign of the Chongzhen emperor (r.
1628-1644). Two dragons were spotted in autumn of 1643, the end of a brutal phase when it was impossible to pull political, economic, military, and environmental crises apart. The dynasty fell the following spring.
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 05/07/2026
b’gawd is that the Wet Nurse Office’s music I hear??? (奶子府, which looks like it means “Lactorium” or “Booborium” in Mandarin, was a casual name for the 禮儀房)
HDC definition: 

為皇室征用乳母的機關。  
東安門 外稍北,有禮儀房,乃選養奶口以候內庭宣召之所。一曰奶子府,隸錦衣衞。
明  沈榜 《宛署雜記·奶口》  
都城內禮儀房者,俗號奶子府。
明  沈德符 《野獲編·禁衛·禮儀房》
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 02/07/2026
Always down to talk evil eunuchs! I was just distracted by the arrival of this fine fellow’s new harness
Gyoza, a handsome ginger cat in a rather dapper blue Kitty Holster harness, investigates one of the backyard pepper plants toothily
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 02/07/2026
like
Actual Wikipedia: 

Possible causes:
The cause of the explosion has never been conclusively determined. Although there are multiple sources of detailed historical records, the incident happened well before the proliferation of modern science in China, and contemporary interpretations are compounded with superstitious speculations.
There were also suspicions that the official account might have been exaggerated with tints of yellow journalism. Throughout the ages, various hypotheses have been put forth, including a gunpowder explosion, a meteor air burst, a natural gas explosion and even a volcanic eruption. 2] Despite some being regarded as scientifically plausible, no academic consensus has been reached.

Gunpowder
Due to the epicenter of the disaster, the Wanggongchang Armory, being a military storage facility that "dispatches 3000 catties (about 1.8 metric tons) of gunpowder every five days", an accidental gunpowder ignition was blamed as the culprit from the very beginning. The cause has been suspected to be poor handling during manufacturing and transport, electrostatic discharges or even sabotage by Later Jin spies, and is sometimes cited as proof of the decline in the Ming government's administrative quality.
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 30/06/2026
I'd love that! I've got some pictures from a birthday dinner at Sang Kee, 2015 I think.
Victor's birthday dinner, March 2015 I think. Victor sits at a table at Sang Kee, flanked by his PhD students Tim Clifford and Zhenzhen Lu. Behind them stand ?? (sorry), Xiuyuan Mi, and me. I think the photo was taken by Fangyi Cheng.
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 29/06/2026
schlubby Pooh, in a t-shirt like a dumb-dumb, captioned in Comic Sans: The Six Sacred Techniques
dapper Pooh, dressed in a tuxedo as befits a gentleman, captioned in an elegant serif: The Secret Seventh Technique
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 23/06/2026
yessssssss
Mister Punch leers from the cover of Russell Hoban's 'Riddley Walker'
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 20/06/2026
I got you
Entrance to a church in West Philly: red-painted doors set into a stone archway. In gold-painted relief above the lintel are the words ‘I Am The Door’
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 11/06/2026
someone pay me to do what i'm good at
From ‘Classical Chinese for Cats,' which does not exist, Chapter 1: 'The Cat is Important.' 

貓黑。貓美。貓強。

These three sentences work the same way — which looks close enough to the way English does it that we will have to slow down and look more closely so as not to be misled. Any English translation will treat the words 黑, 美, and 強 as if they were adjectives, but they are actually verbs: “Cat blacks,” “Cat handsomes,” “Cat strongs.” 

Compare: 

	貓眠。貓餓。貓鳴。

They work the same way, with a simple underlying structure that will be common to every Classical Chinese utterance we see from here on out. 

The basic shape of any statement is

	Topic + Comment

The most common way of saying “Thing A is Thing B” in Chinese is simply to say “A, B”:

貓,萌交反,猛獸。

‘Cats,’ m- + -au, are ferocious beasts. 

Often, these constructions will be signposted with a 也, as “A, B 也”:

吾,貓也。
I am a cat.

Now your turn. There’s a gloss on the next page, but you can read it yourself already.

	貓黑。貓美。貓強。貓眠。貓餓。貓醒。
	人常言。人多言。人常言人言。人言多。
	吾寡言。吾言「貓」。
	吾名明兒,貓也。 
	人言貓,曰「黑貓非貓。」明兒,固貓也。 
	人愚。人甚愚。
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