Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yeah, except...it's wrong. *Tilt* up or down, pan left or right. 120
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yes, but unfortunately this was a quote from RFK Jr.'s speech on rising grocery prices. 000
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have a lot of weird recurring dreams. Not identical, but the same bizarre locations, events and situations. The thing is, I like abstract and conceptual art, and I'm pretty self-aware, so instead of needing a therapist to interpret them, I just wake up going, "Alright! Fuckin' I get it already." 120
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ugghhh... The mere mention of that name gives me, like, the Gen-X version of 'Nam acid flashbacks. 010
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My brain: You woke yourself up snoring a couple times last night. Me: Might be time to lose some weight. My brain: So eat less and exercise? Me: What? No... fuckin' moron. What the fuck are you thinking? My brain: Then what? Me: I dunno. You run this shit, so figure it the fuck out! 110
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm kind of thankful it's hitting now long after I lost my taste for it. I probably would have gotten sucked into it 25 years ago. 021
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026youtube.com/shorts/YxcF8...youtube.comNever wish your cat could talk #shortsfeed #animation #shortsYouTube video by Brio shorts 000
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What if our gradually increasing lifespans are a side-effect of a growing backlog in the Universal Reincarnation Department? 010
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I have a magical cleaning cloth that somehow moves the smudge on my glasses to a different location without ever actually removing it. 010
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yeah, it looked much less clear through my old-ass eyes than in a high-res photo. 110
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Romans 6:23: "For the wages are 10 yards from the spot of the sin, automatic first down." 000
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Great, universe, you wanna play this fuckin' game with me right now? 110
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"And with the completion of the first coin toss of the 2026-2027 NFL season, the Miami Dolphins have been mathematically eliminated from playoff contention." 010
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A gluten-free Japanese noodle house for couples whose relationships have worn: Udon Bring Me Flour. 000
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026*YouTube ad* "We all have tons of chores around the house we're putting off. But now there's no more reason to procrastinate wi—" Me: "AAHHHLALALALA SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP...." 010
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Note to self: One bagel is probably not enough to fill you up, especially if you set it on your desk and forget to eat it. 000
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026No, I know *exactly* where those are. Weirdly it's more like razor blades, but just because every time I need one, I go get a fresh one. 000
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026*grumbles* ..zip ties every fucking three inches in this house until I need one... 210
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 03/08/2026"69"-ing for various alien species: 52 rj €3 8∞8 pdbq √ ¿:? °©@ ΩŌ % :; s§s //∆\\ QØ I will not be taking questions at this time 020
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I just want to give a shout-out to whomever created and uploaded a perfect, detailed synced lyric track to "Revolution 9" by the Beatles. I appreciate you. 100
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I feel like life has never let me get past the first time I played D&D and chose chaotic-neutral as an alignment. 000
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Pretty close to Granite's result. Wordle puzzle created by Pepe 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 www.nytimes.com/games/create...nytimes.comWordle Puzzle Created By PepeChoose a word for friends to guess, then share your own puzzle. 020
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Kinda bummed about the number of people wearing Pavement T-shirts to the Pavement show. Have the 90s taught you people nothing?!? 320
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I love snacks because it's like food that doesn't count.* * I will not be accepting corrections to this statement. 020
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Looking at myself shirtless in the mirror and thinking "I could've been something in porn in the '70s." Probably like a grip or a foley guy, but still, you know... *something*. 020
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I was taking a shower and felt water go in my left ear, so I tilted my head to get it out and immediately got water in my right ear. I have a PhD goddamn it. 060
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026"Plus you can steep tea multiple times, each yielding a different flavour profile." The flavour profiles: 1: Mild 2: Bland 3: Water 030
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I just want to wish my fellow U-S-Aries a joyous and wonderful conception day! Let's give a big salute to our parents, whose overwhelming love of independence and freedom and America evoked such a patriotic fervor that they erupted into a fireworks display of their own. 010
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 04/07/2026They're limited edition, so I think you're just supposed to leave them in the package on a shelf like Star Wars toys for a few years until you have to pawn them for heroin money. 020
Reposted by Bohor 🐻❄️Torrle @torrle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026How it started: How it's going: ^^ Happy 13th anniversary with my maaaan❤️ #cleanplateclub 9391
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I mean if you think about it, "Kilroy Was Here" by Styx and "Joe's Garage" by Frank Zappa were really the same album. "2112" was the abridged version, and "(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party!)" was the Cliffs Notes. 250
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Suddenly got kinda bummed about the fact Sonic Youth broke up after Kim and Thurston divorced. I feel like my generation got robbed of the indie/noise rock "Rumours" we deserved. 000
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Landlord's coming by this week, so we've been on a mad cleaning spree. We're not slobs, but we are definitely cluttered, so this is a ton of work. But it made me realize: if I just cleaned a little every day, I could wake up each morning loathing the shit reality of my vile fucking existence. 030
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Think about how great sleep would be if you could remove your arms from your shoulders. But then you'd have to find them right after waking up just to turn the alarm off. That would suck. 110
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 31/05/2026It's that time of the year when it starts to get light out too early and gets too hot during the day and nights are too short and... It's basically summer and I fucking hate the summer. I'm a polar bear, what the fuck did you expect? 261
Reposted by Bohor 🐻❄️Dad Cat 🦁 @connorthelion.bsky.social · 10/05/2026@aquabold.bsky.social ran a train on me~ 917738
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Most seen: 1. Built to Spill (53) 2. Prism Bitch (25) 3. Quasi (21) 4. Melvins (13) 5. Treepeople (12) 6. Tripping Daisy (11) 7. The Heligoats (10) - The Polyphonic Spree - Laurie Anderson 10. Forty Feet Tall (9) - Dinosaur Jr. - Swervedriver - Rush - Sonic Youth 020
Bohor 🐻❄️ @bohor.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live: The bragging rights list: Pink Floyd Led Zeppelin Nirvana David Bowie Paul McCartney Rolling Stones Van Halen (both versions) Tool Radiohead 130
