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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn

@bohn.bsky.social
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A talking raccoon. Currently funding this operation by I don't know anymore. 🔞 NO MINORS 🔞 If you're under 18, go ride a circus ride. Profile pic by @theroguez.bsky.social

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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Requested my absentee ballott for the midterms today and realized I hadn't updated the address on my drivers' license since I moved... oops.
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
king on the throne
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👻Maly Boo Tails👻 @malytwotails.com · 29/09/2026
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the taco bell wanter
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
With all the news of Halo Studios shuddering and Activision taking stewardship of the IP, I cannot wait to see the newest version of the Halo Cycle and all the posts of people saying something to the effect of "We were too hard on 343" that will inevitably hit the internet in about 3 years.
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The hate for the Ocarina of Time remake's new visuals is forced.
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
TIL Johnny Cash did a cover of Big Iron. It's p good.
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
A picture of an adorable ESO Bantam Guar. Text on the top and bottom of the image reads: "Share if you think Bantam Guar are cute or want Nuremberg trials for ICE agents".
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sargento is a different species of cat classified as "Bratus Catus" ... that is to say he's a brat.
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Reuben and waffle fries for dinner
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Explaining to my cat that house spiders are friends that eat the more annoying bugs but he still locks on and tries to pounce onto the ceiling when he sees one.
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Using my British passport to go to Cornwall and get fucked up on corn dogs.
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Client changed the ISP account for a managed site without consulting us, and now the main network for that site is offline because they got a new static IP and the WAN on their main router needs to be reprogrammed. God, I love my clients.
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It was okay but I wouldn't fund this operation again.
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
coneys
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Lunchables are just charcuterie for a different tax bracket.
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Listening to "Under Cover of Night" from the Halo soundtrack whilst sipping a White Claw under the cover of twilight.
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Don’t tell me what to do, interim iPhone.
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
To all millennial and gen z parents: stop bringing fucking infants into bars.
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Dyke Spiegel @cowgirlshebop.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Companies should be required by law to provide employees with vehicles if they expect that employee to drive between multiple job sites.
That one Norman Rockwell standing up bravely painting that like always gets views
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Screen on my phone broke :( Just ordered a new Galaxy, currently using an old iPhone 13.
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
when i'm playing Baldur's Gat 3 and Astarion calls me 'darling'
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This fuckin' guy
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I did the thing
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Outlook is the single shittiest piece of software ever made.
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I drove for 2 hours and then spent 7 hours at a client site, then spent another 2 hours driving home. I deserve an edible.
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"After cutting myself on it a second time," I thought to myself. "... maybe the mandolin slicer is kinda dangerous."
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
a shrimp fried this rice, then i fried the shrimp
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie > Citizen Kane
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Kraft dinner isn't just a cheap macaroni product, it's a feeling.
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Can we have mac n cheese for dinner?" -Sargento
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sigining professional emails with "thx" is a red flag.
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Welp, another year, another Microsoft outage.
static.klipy.com
Fuck Microsoft Space Force
ALT: Fuck Microsoft Space Force
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sending this one up to R&D
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
what if crunchwrap supreme, but filled with burger toppings
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Tomboyish Transfemme @naomihofficial.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Pathologic 2
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Just watched A Goofy Movie. 11/10, very goofy.
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
sargentum.xlsx
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Found the new Bohn-mobile
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is a renaissance painting
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I haven't seen "A Goofy Movie" all the way through in about 22 years but the music from it is hitting really hard right now.
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Elon furiously asking Grok over and over why his stocks are on fire and everyone hates him but it just keeps generating CSAM instead
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You were a good car, and I won't let anyone say otherwise. Goodbye, Dottie 💔
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
got three laptops on my desk, call me Neil Breen
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My car is effectively dead. Cylinder lost compression, and the cost to repair will be more than the car is worth. I wanna cry.
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Jameson "Jimmy 'The Chair'" Bohn @bohn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yes, car. Start engine knocking while I'm away from home for work. That is a very opportune time for you to knock and make the Check Engine light start flashing.
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