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Bogan jesus

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The twentieth coming of jesus christ. This time in Australia.

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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Girls: 2:1
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 12/08/2026
“They’re just a fun, stylish accessory to wear to the park” he said in defence of the glasses. chaser.com.au/general-news...
Image of a man in meta glasses watching kids play.

Satirical headline: “There’s no need to restrict camera glasses,” says local pedophile
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
America will not have a free and fair election this November.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Apparently I will call the cops on people. However I think anyone doing burnouts on the shrine of remembrance needs to be put into jail.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Tax the rich... or guillotine them.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The mega wealthy only extract wealth from rest of society. They attempt to provide nothing in return. That's why they never want to pay taxes because taxes help people other than themselves.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Anybody who would rape someone is a horrible person. How are we letting them run the world? Maybe the world would be better if it was run by people who didn't think that was ok.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Every day of my life the sun has come up... apart from that one where I was in northern finland in summer and it didn't go down.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
With chuck norris dead America should surrender the war in Iran as they just lost 90% of their military strength.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
@punterspolitics.bsky.social www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03... Holy sh!t....
abc.net.au
Government explores new tax for gas, coal to buffer fuel costs
The prime minister's department has requested options to impose a new tax on gas giants as a buffer to shield Australians from the economic shock of the Middle East war.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
.... he didn't kill himself? That was a lie told to us? It was a federal facility, who was I'm charge of the federal government of the United States I'm 2019?
abc.net.au
Forensic pathologist who watched Epstein's autopsy says suicide ruling 'absolutely wrong'
The US Department of Justice, the FBI and New York City forensic experts might have moved on from the possibility Jeffrey Epstein did not take his own life, but many have not, and now suspicions aroun...
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 28/02/2026
"Mission accomplished": Trump gets Epstein list off front page
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Nothing says I'm not a pedo like the Micheal Jackson one glove look.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I never thought the end of the United States would be so stupid.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
If I was writing this as a movie Zelenskyy would have the un-redacted Epstein evidence against Donald and would publicly release them at a press conference with him.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Donald Trump only likes Christians because he thinks all the preists paedophiles like him.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
To wake maga up, the question to ask them is if the redacted names, photos ect. Don't incriminate Trump. Then who is Trump's DOJ protecting?
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Note to Americans... when the Trump-Epstein files aren't released today, revolution is your only hope. America will officially be a dictatorship.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
America is pausing migration from America...
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I'm old Greg.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
He thinks it doesn't matter. He doesn't even think this could bring him down but it would let him punish a few people he doesn't like. I think he may be right.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
So, someone I considered a friend. Pled guilty to sexual intercourse with a 14 year old. I've spent days dealing with it. I can't understand how someone I trusted and liked. Where every interaction seemed genuine. Would do such a thing.
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LaneyVotesBlue @laneyvotesblue.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Truth. Good morning everyone. ☕️☕️☕️
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
If America has gun laws like the rest of the developed world. Charlie kirk wouldn't have been shot today. To quote "I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights."
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I've been at wacken all week... Is trump still in the Epstein files?
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I just want to say this nice and clearly. Woke means awake. To not be woke is to be asleep... in a dream, not clearly seeing reality. That's where the word woke came from. To not be woke is to not see reality. They are proud of being asleep.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
In frankfurt using Google maps for directions.... no google you don't need to do a lap of the block to cross the street.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Ozzy gets to hell Satan says "Hi mate, love your music. I'll give you one wish." "I wish that old fake tanned crazy man dies." Hulk hogan has a heart attack and appears next to Ozzy. "Not that one."
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I'm just an Aussie who's sad that ozzy died.
abc.net.au
Breaking: Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath frontman and reality TV star, dies aged 76
Described as one of the founders of heavy metal music, John Michael Osbourne was known for his incredible voice and charisma.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Sundays when you are bogan jesus.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
This will be the next American movie I watch.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Who would have known for world war 3 America was going to be Germany this time... only about 75% of the world for the last 40 years.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Well it made it into Australian news. The protests are telling the the world all hope is not lost in the USA.
abc.net.au
'Sometimes we have to fight': Thousands protest against Trump across the US
The demonstrations ranged from a march through Manhattan and a rally in front of the White House to a demonstration at a Massachusetts Revolutionary War commemoration.
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Jenifer @wearyof.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I try not to be mean but this lady is despicable and I have no qualms in reposting this. 🤷‍♀️
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Goodbye blaze you were one wonderful dog.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I love Australia, a camp-site with a view only $6 for 5 nights and only had to drive 6 hours to get here.
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Today is a public holiday in Australia because yesterday was Australia day, just asking if public holidays fall on a weekend do you get the Monday off in the USA?
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hell yeah I am.
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nina theda black @ninathedablack.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Look I didn't want to get involved today it's not my country but seriously this is not ok. The last time someone in this position did that salute was in the 1940's.
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Nailed it
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Everyone knows that humans need blood but so do animals. Here is a picture of my giant schnauzer Sabbath giving blood. In return she recieved treats and pats(plus a gift voucher for a pet store).
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Bogan jesus @boganjesus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The American revolution was set in motion by the shooting of Brian Thompson on Wednesday December 5th... The excerpt from a school textbook year 2032.
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