bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 11hMy man looks like he gave up Leonidas to the Persians. 521216
Reposted by @bobthegoon5.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11hrepublicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution 9470631276
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Because he takes credit for other people’s inventions. 000
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Are we supposed to commemorate October 7th? 000
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Are they trying to throw the election? 000
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Two hour lessons taught by AI for the low tuition price of $40,000/year. 000
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“I will have such revenges on you both That all the world shall—I will do such things— What they are yet I know not, but they shall be The terrors of the fucking earth.” 010
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I really liked Death to Smoochy and The Cell. I don't know why both of these movies got so much hate. 000
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Like, back when the dentist was also the town surgeon? The guy they would call “Saw Bones”? 110
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Excellent pretext for tearing the ballroom down in 2029. 000
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026More and more I’m noticing small restaurants using AI “art” rather than pictures to advertise their food. It’s all very weird and makes me not to want to eat their dishes. 120
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026There’s a flyer up at school for a fundraiser selling Do-Rite Donuts at $3-$5 a piece and I can’t help but remember the $1.99/dozen donuts sign during the opening montage of The Naked Gun (1988). 000
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean, how many other Trump checks (DOGE, Tariff Refund) are we all still waiting for? 010
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Happy anniversary to all those that celebrate. 010
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Defrauding a man who murdered the last person who defrauded him is certainly a choice. 000
Reposted by @bobthegoon5.bsky.socialcaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️ 70149203713
Reposted by @bobthegoon5.bsky.socialromulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189755291
Reposted by @bobthegoon5.bsky.socialBrandon Diehl @iambrandondiehl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My ideal situation is reading in bed with my cat. That's it. That's all I want to do forever. 2951534
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 04/09/2026To be fair, Trump makes a lot of promises about things starting in 2 weeks. We were supposed to get his healthcare replacement plan for Obamacare in 2 weeks 10 years ago. 000
Reposted by @bobthegoon5.bsky.socialCasino (1995) @casinofilm1995.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Fuckers. 011
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 02/09/2026That’s a part of the GOP domestic policy, too. 000
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Trump answers the question, “What if Emperor Norton was elected President?” 000
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?static.klipy.comSnatch Bricktop: Do you know what nemesis means?ALT: Snatch Bricktop: Do you know what nemesis means? 000
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Nationalize all Trump properties and bulldoze them. Turn them all into public housing. 000
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Strap in, boy. We’re hunting the Red Baron today. 000
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 31/08/2026He sounds like an old man who is upset he no longer has to crank his car to get it started. 000
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 26/08/2026::Guy wishes on a monkey’s paw:: “I wish that 80 year old was dead!” ::Dolly Parton dies:: “No! That 80 year old that was in Home Alone 2!” ::Tim Curry dies:: “NO, GOD DAMMIT!” 010
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry died. Mr Green is wanted for questioning. 000
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Oh God. Ignoring the 10 million gallons gaffe and assuming he did mean 10 million barrels a day, that is an astonishing low figure. That’s just 5 super tankers. Normal trade through the strait would be 80 to 130 ships per day. Trump is a terrible liar who doesn’t know what he’s talking about. 010
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Next democratic president should bulldoze Mar-a-lago. No warning, no opportunity for the Trump family to collect their belongings. Just tear it down. 000
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Step 1: Get Type II diabetes through the sin of gluttony. Step II: Drink a 1.25 liter of Cherry Pepsi. Step III: Lie in bed in agonizing pain until a Valkyrie carries you to Valhalla. 000
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Dear Canada, you’ve done it before. You can do it again. 000
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Washington DC the last time they went to war with Canada. 000
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 22/08/2026We need a Nuremberg-style trials for every Nazi involved. 000
bobthegoon5.bsky.social @bobthegoon5.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Reminder that the New York Times used to publish the names of patrons arrested by the NYPD whenever they raided a gay bar knowing that they would be fired by their employers as a result. Hundreds of gay teachers, doctors, professionals, and blue collar workers lost their jobs because of the Times. 041
Reposted by @bobthegoon5.bsky.socialDanielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026my least favorite game is "oh crap did I already take my meds?" 2582571
