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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bless you Your Holiness.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Boys To Depends
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Memo: FBI, Dating, Bestiality Beware. The girls will get your goat.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don’t let the girls get your goat.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don’t let the girls get your goat.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Vote for me and I’ll give you money. Isn’t there a word for that?
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Have I ever told you how easy it is to be an expert?
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Remember the Godfather when Vito warned Michael that the first one to set up a meeting was the one that would betray him.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Catering or cratering?
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Is this catering or cratering?
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Air Force One is importing turkeys.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Stealing his wife’s makeup again.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Cheeseheads in for a shock. Minnesota is taking over.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Chaos Kid.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
He’s dead? How can they tell?
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Open mic night is rough.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Cookies. President want cookies.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sure, Democrats are the problem.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Today’s headlines, Donald Trump and explosive diarrhea. Look out Iran.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump deports the US team. Even the white guys.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The World Cup was going so well. Trump happens.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Weekend At Bernie’s 3.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Will Harry Kane be the next James Bond?
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Weekend At Bernie’s 3 ?
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Where is Mitch McConnell? Filming Weekend At Bernie’s 3?
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Suck it magats. Liberals still control the weather.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy original No Kings Day.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 04/07/2026
ICE celebrating “Freedom 250” by taking shackled immigrants from our nation’s capital to concentration camps in the South.
An ADSBx map showing an ICE charter plane landing at Dulles, west of Washington DC
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Red card.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Red card for Don.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Red card for Don.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Blue state governors can fire all the reds.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m trying to stay sober so I’ll play the World Cup drinking game. Take a shot of tequila every time they score. You may never drink again.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
See George W Bush.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Speaking of sick conservatives, where is Mitch McConnell?
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The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
NPR’s retracted report comes after the 76-year-old justice was secretly rushed to hospital after falling ill during a Federalist Society dinner earlier this year.
thedailybeast.com
Supreme Court Rocked by Error From Legendary NPR Reporter, 82
NPR appears to have published a prewritten story in error.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The Constitutional Crisis started in 2000. You've been living through it your entire adult life. The reason politics feels hopeless is by design — conservatives broke our democratic form of government to guarantee that the people cannot act against them and are continuing to break it.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I still think this is one of the most egregious acts of Treason ever committed….
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Is it a remake of Swamp Thing?
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Will Argentina Messi with Texas?
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The remake of Swamp Thing will have Trump wallowing in the Reflecting Pool.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
New Yorkers, what will you be chanting? Rape! Rape! Rape! Trump sucks! So many options.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
She’ll smile when he is dead.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Pee-Wee’s Playhouse on steroids.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
They stopped delivering mail in Tucson for 2 - 3 days last week. Was it a practice drill?
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Side note: Seems strange that mail delivery stopped in Tucson for 2-3 days. Arizonans rely on vote by mail.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The Amazing Ballroom of Death. Death like we’ve never seen.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Trump wins the Kentucky Derby! Amazing!
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The power of Christ compels you.
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bobtheelder.bsky.social @bobtheelder.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The power of Christ compels you.
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