bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If my friend gets a €5 discount at the supermarket or finds the sweets she likes, it makes her day. She’s happy with very little. On the other hand, there are those who own everything and still crave for more. They extract all our money, our very lifeline, and are still unhappy. #rich #happy #life 000 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Do you know why Trump loves artificial intelligence so much? Because he doesn't have any natural one. #thought #reflection #trump #artificial #natural #intelligence 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Putin has removed all restrictions on strikes on Ukraine. So now their philosophy reads as "Destroy everything you can". And they feel right in doing so. Now tell me just ONE good reason why you should kill mothers, children, rescuers, electricians, and firemen. #russia #ukraine #war #civilian #kill 000 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Individuals all different, all wanting different things, all knowing different things, all loving different things, all looking different... That is what I love: the differentness..." said Diane Arbus. A century down the line, we all seem to have forgotten it. #quote #citation #difference #arbus 000 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So many young people are already disabled nowadays. You see them standing still on escalators, often also ok the way down. And I would like to ask them:"I'm so sorry for you. When did you lose the use of your legs?" #thoughtoftheday #reflection #youth #disability #escalator #progress #laziness 000 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cmq quelli che votano la destra sono persone normalissime, con un nome e c*glione come tutti gli altri. #pun #jokeoftheday #rightwing #voter #normal #people 000 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I wonder about the cognitive dissonance within Sacha Baron Cohen's mind. Being so caustically critical of American hypocrisies, and yet retaining no capacity whatsoever to see the way more obvious genocide his country is perpetrating and that the whole world is aware of. #borat #genocide #gaza #bias 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Gli idraulici sono noti per trombarsi le casalinghe, e gli installatori di condizionatori invece, che fanno? Le pompe di calore. #dadjoke #pun #plumber #housewife #sex #acinstaller #heatpump 041 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The most beautiful city in the UK? Swansea. They already said that Swan Lake is a masterpiece, let alone Swansea. #dadjoke #pun #swansea #swanlake #beautiful 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Taking Scottish Highlands' purest Water and placing it in a plastic bottle is like taking a Michelin star chef dish and placing it in a dog bowl. #scottish #water #michelinstar #chef #dogbowl 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The justification of Russian aggression on Ukraine with the excuse that Putin "has been provoked" sounds like the justification of a man raping a woman for the same reason. #russia #ukrainewar #aggression #rape 020 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They've replaced friends with meetups, nights with friends with events, and children with pets. They've built an artificial world around us, made of fake relationships, no commitment, and temporary enjoyment. And we don't even question it. #thought #reflexion #meetup #event #pets #artificial #life 000 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Io temo che gli facciamo Ilmaz. #nationsleague #football #men #italy #turkey 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Would you rather have a stylish dog or a doggy style? #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #pun #dog #doggystyle 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What do religions and American teenage horror movies have in common: the moment you have casual sex, you're out. Bottom line: no sex before marriage. #thoughtoftheday #casual #sex #marriage #religion #horror #movie 020 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What's the Italian sense of humour like? I'm mean, but I don't mean it. #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #thoughtoftheday#italian #humour #mean 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why do people get racist in winter? They don't want to go anywhere at night because it's dark. That's not nice. #dadjoke #humour #jokeoftheday #racism #night #daek 011 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026People are unable to see who's the bad guy. If someone bullies you and you react to defend yourself, Brits will side with them. Same mechanism as Putin invading Ukraine and Italians justifying him. #thoughtoftheday #bully #victim #sidewith #putin #ukrainewar 000 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The difference between London and the rest of the world? In the rest of the world, they hate you for a reason, although questionable: because you're gay, black, or woman. In London instead, they hate everyone democratically. #thoughtoftheday #london #world #hate #racism #homophobia #misoginy 000 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I get it: in Putin's eyes, Europe preparing to defend itself against Russia's possible invasion constitutes a threat to its capability of invading us. Make perfect sense. #geopolitics #war #putin #distortion #defense #Invasion #russia 000 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Did you know? Putin doesn't have stairs at home, but an ESCALATOR. #jokeoftheday #pun #putin #escalation 000 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The next train for Edge Road. Please stand back from the platform Edgware. #dadjoke #london #meteo #tube #edgware #edge 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026What do hospitality workers and football players have in common? They both have to work weekends. #jokeoftheday #hospitality #football #weekend #work 000 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The population is divided into patriots and partisans. Patriota are useful idiots for totalitarian governments, being uncritical fans. Partisans instead, fight these governments to reconquer freedom for everyone. #thoughtoftheday #patriot #partisan #totalitarian #government 000 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Idk if you've heard of this new chat for dwarves. It's called "Smalltalk". #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #dating #app #dwarf #smalltalk 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They took the melody out of music and sold it to us as techno. They took the flavour out of food and sold it to us as supermarkets. They took all the beauty out of buildings and sold it to us as modernity. They took all the pleasure from life and sold it to us as progress. #thoughtoftheday #pleasure 120 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Why do people keep enforcing their life choices on others? I'm thinking about religious people. They pretend respect for their invisible man in the sky, and get offended if you're blasphemous. But then they're allowed to call atheism a fairy tale. #thoughtoftheday #religion #atheism #lifechoices 120 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Everyone knows that Ben Kingsley was Indian. But not many people know of another famous Indian actor: Tim Curry (R.I.P.). #dadjoke #jokeoftheday #timcurry#curry #indian #actor 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Do you also find yourselves cursing objects around the house for falling? "You fecking deckhead, who gave you permission to fall for no reason?" #jokeoftheday #everyday #life #falling #object #curse 000 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026What's the difference between a regular man bag and a photographer's? The former has condoms, the second lens wipes. To the untrained eye, they look exactly the same. #joke #manbag #condom #lenswipe #photographer 000 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Did you notice that despots have the most depots? #dadjoke #humour #funny #joke #despot #depot 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 31/08/2026How would you call a high-maintenance dog? A gold dogger. #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #pun #humour #funny #dog #golddigger #high-maintenance 020 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ghosting enthusiasts, please find yourselves another hobby, because the current one sucks! #thoughtoftheday #ghosting #passive-aggressive #avoidant 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026British girls wear synthetic clothes and synthetic perfumes, synthetic make-up and synthetic hair dyes, eat synthetic food and drink synthetic drinks. They live a synthetic life and they love it! #thoughtoftheday #synthetic #body #products #happy 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Would you rather get aid or get laid? #pun #dadjoke #humour #funny #aid #laid 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I propose replacing God with Dog. Dog is useful, whilst God does fuck all. Dog keeps you company, whilst God leaves you alone to pray. You can stroke and play with Dog, but you can't touch God. And everyone without distinction loves Dog, whilst they can't agree on which God is right. #dog #vs #god 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Why are religious people so sensitive about their Dog and expect you to respect it despite the fact you never chose to believe in it? And why do they get so offended when you call it for what it is, an imaginary friend they never got past? #religion #god #sensitivity #respect #imaginaryfriend 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Do you know why you shouldn't let people suffering from meteorism come too close to you? Because they need to move farter away. #dadjoke #jokeoftheday #mumjokes #pun #farther #farter #meteorism #fart 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Funny thing is that people love Amazon because it's cheap, without realising it's only cheap because it dodges taxes, and we end up paying way more than the few pounds saved on their items with the tax we have to pay to make up for the missed takes by this giant. #Amazon #cheap #tax #avoidance #scam 000 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026L'altro giorno ho visto un uomo che tossiva per strada. Era in Via di Guarigione. #italian #jokeoftheday #pun #dadjoke #humour #funny #via #guarigione 110 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026History repeats itself. Yes, because the only way to avoid this would be education, to make people aware. But the very people who decide what education to give our children are the ones who want history to repeat itself. #thoughtoftheday #politics #history #repetition #education 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Can't get into a British night train without some idiot pulling out a plastic burger from its MacProcessed bag. It stinks all the carriage and makes me sick. How can people still ignore the harm that that crap does to their bodies? #british #night #train #macdonalds #vomit #processedfood #health 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The two political solutions we have produced are either freedom, translated into toxic individualism, hierarchy, and exploitation, or equality, translated into repression of dissent, difference or minority. That's a choice between two evils to me. #thoughtoftheday #freedom #equality 000 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Modern dictatorships (and sadly, also many democracies on paper, like Italy) have gone from repressing dissent to engineering consent. So now turkeys do vote for Christmas. #thoughtoftheday #politics #dissent #repression #consent #engineering 000 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Why are people in West London always in good health? Because they're Ealing. #dadjoke #joke #pun #jokeoftheday #funny #humour #london #ealing #health 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 08/08/2026My partner falsely claimed she was in the toilet. She just made up some shit. #dadjoke #jokeoftheday #joke #pun #funny #humour #makeupshit 020 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I'm so indecisive on the beach. I would like to swim but I'm not shore. #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #joke #pun #funny #humour #beach #shore #swim 010 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 06/08/2026What's a Pole's favourite errand? Going to the Post Office ofc. #jokeoftheday #joke #funny #humour #dadsjoke #mumsjoke 000 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 01/08/2026My mum is so unimpressed. I video called her from a glacier in Iceland, which is the most exciting thing I have ever seen in my entire life. She replied:"OK, that's fine". #memory #mum #unimpressed #glacier #iceland #exciting 020 0
bobtedstexts.bsky.social @bobtedstexts.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Do the mums in Africa, when their children want to eat and there's no food, tell them:"Think about the children in Europe"? #thoughtoftheday #africa #europe #mums #children #funny #humour #joke #jokeoftheday 011 0
