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Bóbr, Курва Бобер

@bobrcopter.bsky.social
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Surrealist Provocateur, Artificer of Strange Cocktails #NAFO Industrial Complex

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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I have become worse following the latest attacks on Kyiv. I have embarked on creating networked air raid sirens using Ukraine's alert API that can be built with minimal skill, to be deployed in Europe, so they can understand. Here's a proof-of-concept. If you want to help out, drop me a line. #NAFO
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I eat lots of garlic and cheese to cover them up.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
After I heard about this there were a few posts about the IDF hitting one of the main bunkers for IRGC.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
#NAFO The lab at Yale that finds kidnapped Ukrainians has a better donation process now. Help fund them since the Trump admin is taking away the money for them to do the work on July 1. medicine.yale.edu/lab/khoshnoo...
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Help the Humanitarian Research Lab Keep Finding Ukraine’s Abducted Children
The Humanitarian Research Lab (HRL) at Yale helps to locate and bring back Ukraine’s children who have been abducted by Russia. But without additional funding,
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SteveIsDamaged @steveisdamages.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I expected the death of democracy in the US to be bloody, scary, and tumultuous. What I didn't expect is how fucking cringe it is. How embarrassing. How stupid. It's like dying of autoerotic asphyxiation in a public fountain. Christ.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Is the special stealth drywall screws.
Su-57 drywall screws
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The Russians should always be the first ones to know about new Ukrainian weapons.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
All of them are. There is one spine that they pass around to use from time to time, but it's mostly a conversation piece now.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Yes, but the talk of martial law during this runup to the big parade has people in a tizzy. It all needs to be put into context, which is completely lacking. It's all about end chaos and the spectacle, and not reality.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The US military has enough to occupy just Southern California which is 1.5% of the land mass of the Contiguous US and 7% of the population.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The total population of those So Cal counties is about 24.3 million. Consider 28 military personnel per sq/mile. The Rule of Thumb for the ratio of military personnel per 1000 civilians to occupy a territory is 20-30. This comes out to 50 military per 1000 civilians. 3/
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
There are 1.3 million active United States military personnel, that is all over the world. Let's say Trump recalls them ALL back home. I have taken just the counties in Southern California, which he seems most interested in, to consider this. 2/
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The math on Trump's military deployment in LA. You have all fallen for one of the classic blunders, second only to believing Russian propaganda, which is following a sensational event on social media. 1/
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
So, does Olga get the Lada and potatoes, or no?
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Even within states like Washington and Oregon, the rural areas get mad that their tax dollars are going to fund projects in Portland or Seattle. They have to be constantly reminded that it's the tax revenue from those big cities that fund everything THEY take for granted. Their taxes are a pittance
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I lived in a couple of red states. A lot of folks there believe they are entitled to those government services and money. What I heard on multiple occasions was that they were mad that poor black families, Native Americans, Latinos--ya know, brown people--were getting it. "That's our money!"
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
The United States is now the crazy guy who rides the bus every day. Sometimes just mumbling obscenities to himself, or yelling at the other passengers, and still other times pissing himself and trying to sell you his own shit in Gucci bags. Just never know what he's gonna do from day to day.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Lukaahenko's true form, everything will be potato
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The irony of ironies.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
They can't even get potatoes now, though.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Somebody a while ago had an idea to print a bunch of stickers that say "Russian Ground Forces" and have people put them on packs of hamburger at the stores.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Promoted to sunflower.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
And shit is so stupid right now.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
This is the appendices of Idiocracy, as it were. The other stories of the decline of humanity.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
She is impervious to reason and truth. There was an episode ST:TNG where Data fed the Borg an impossible hyper-shape that broke them. We just need to feed MTG all the conspiracy shit until her brain collapses into a singularity of stupidity just like that.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I think our first step is to get them to be able to pronounce them properly and then demonstrate they understand the meaning of them. We might have to print some flash cards.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
A general strike and an embargo of federal tax revenue would cripple the orange regime. California is the 4th largest economy in the world.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The Gravy Seals
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
They want the wealth and power of America, they want to control it and wield it, but they don't know that it's all built on the relationships and trade with the other nations of the world. They will hold it all for one brief second, and then it will all collapse in upon them.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Vanilla ISIS and Y'all Queda.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
He will probably be golfing tomorrow, and catch-up with the suffering of innocent people in the afternoon.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Do you like your vatnik martini crispy or flat?
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Yeah. Document every little detail. In the heat of if you won't know what is significant or not.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
They will destroy themselves. They have no idea what they are doing. The problem is that they will take a lot of us down too with their rather large blast radius of stupidity.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The ICEstapo and Trump are getting a little to ahead of themselves, overextending their reach and narrative. All of their incompetence is showing. Not only are they terrible people, they are terrible at being authoritarians.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Probably play out like 2008. The loans will be bought up and they will sit on them for years until property values go up. If they don't foreclose right away they can keep the book value at what the loan note says, otherwise they have huge write-offs and become involvent on paper.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Well, I have my mortgage with the same bank I have my checking account. They would just be taking money from themselves. It is also a smaller bank so likely to collapse, anyway.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
This is unfortunately where fascist instigators come in. I saw it back in 99 with the WTO protests and have seen it just about everywhere. They will create a perfect one way or another, unfortunately.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I won't have to pay my mortgage anymore.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
It may be all about timing. Wait and see how Russia reacts. If Putin just makes more demands for surrender then we may see more operations. I think that Putin would view a ceasefire as capitulation at this point, so we wait and see what will happen.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I also like to think that if Ukraine was able to operate inside Russia for that amount of time then Atesh got a leg up as well. Hopefully there are more things brewing on Russian soil.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The value of this operation goes well beyond the destruction of the planes.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Somebody pointed out that the arched span allows ship traffic through the strait so hitting a part of that, even if it doesn't bring it down, disrupts a lot of things.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The bridge was already in bad shape due to bad construction materials. It just needs a little hit here and there and in short order it just fails.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Korybko
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Let us also not discount the complete and utter humiliation. They know how Russia works, how the paranoia and vranyo permeate all levels. They are going to start eating each other, making the FSB and others less effective.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Solovyov's tears are always the sweetest.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I would want the strangest and most controversial treatment. I think of what my father told me weeks before he died. He said that he wanted to be cremated and his ashes be put in the pepper shakers and Denny's.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Don't tease me like that. I'm always disappointed.
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Russia has gold reserves. Russia yearly on, before their invasion and after for some time, probably managed to acquire more gold before more sanctions hit.
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