Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 23/11/2025"Before I was president, most you could do is four. That's it. No more than four christmases per family. Now you can do 5, 9, 15 however many christmases you want. Vince Vaughn, he supports me. Reese too, Legally Blonde, how bout that. Eight Christmases minimum, from now on. That's affordability." 001
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Faherty men's clothes are comfy but I worry they'll get me canceled for appropriating "open marriage in Santa Fe" culture 040
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Eat shit Cuomo! (Cuddle your little fuzzy buddies Sliwa!) 010
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2025As far as some of these elections go, it’s anybody’s game 010
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Confession: Remember that “It’s Negroni Season” post on Gawker? I never got why that was a weird thing to say. He was an alcoholic and she should’ve left him, sure. But also, it WAS Negroni season. 000
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 25/06/2025If New Yorkers seem unsettled for a while, we're adjusting to the idea of a mayor who doesn't think his job is to just say the weirdest shit you ever heard in your life and do every single crime 000
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Better get started on my re-listen of the series before the finale 010
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 19/05/2025New McLusky! It is good! (This has been today’s edition of Middle Aged Man Excitements) 010
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Saw the new Jason Statham movie and it just reaffirmed some things for me. Im sorry if you feel differently about this but my mind is made up. Russian mafia guys are just not good guys! (Don’t @ me) 030
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 01/04/2025So many questions to answer. Like did someone lift Scott Glenn's chair back up? And... no that's it I guessdeadline.com‘The White Lotus’ Season 3 Finale Boasts Runtime Of 90 Minutes'The White Lotus' Season 3 finale will be the longest episode in the series at nearly 90 minutes to conclude the Thailand storyline. 011
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Going to be so weirded out if I ever meet someone who watched "The Electric State" 000
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 13/03/2025If I was a serial killer I would just stop and try to find something to do that's less toxic 020
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 03/03/2025They're onto mesomeofthecats.substack.comI Think My Coworkers Have Figured Out That I Lied About Doing January 6thI can't exactly say why I started lying about having taken part. 010
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Bro do you even support free markets and personal liberties? 010
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I have a new post up on my substack. Please read it and subscribe to it and whatever else you want to do with it it's all yourssomeofthecats.substack.comI Hate That My Son Makes More Money Than MeMy son and I normally don't keep any secrets from each other. 110
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 19/01/2025My single straight guy friends are feeling pretty despondent about dating. On the apps women are all saying they want a "manly, macho Mark Zuckerberg type." They're blowing thousands on spaghetti thin gold chains, bushy hair extensions, spray-on rosacea tinting, and pectoral liposuction 020
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I’ve been told by most parents that this has replaced ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas as the story their kids demand to hear at Xmas eve bedtime so here’s the link againopen.substack.comI Heard Santa Claus Complaining About Having A Bloody Stool (A Christmas Miracle)One Christmas Eve when I was a little boy, I woke up in the middle of the night and went downstairs to check on the tree. 000
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Stay in the place whose owner forces his every moronic thought in front of your face to avoid “echo chambers” 073
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 06/12/2024All the Ethicist Qs for the past month have been like "I saw a house on fire and it was full of children but there was a trump sign on the lawn so I let them burn, am I bad?nytimes.comIs It Fair to Judge a Friend by the Way She Voted?The magazine’s Ethicist columnist on friendship, suspicion and character assessment. 000
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Hi. If you don't already, please subscribe to my substack. Here's a new post, it is festive.open.substack.comI Heard Santa Claus Complaining About Having A Bloody Stool (A Christmas Miracle)One Christmas Eve when I was a little boy, I woke up in the middle of the night and went downstairs to check on the tree. 010
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Got kicked out of Bingo night for shouting "I didn't have that on my bingo card!" every time they said a number that wasn't on my bingo card [this site's for 2013 tweets right?] 021
Bob Powers @bobpowers.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Not trying to ruin the positive vibe here but I think we should storm the capitol who's in 160
