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🌸Dylann🌸

@bobpossum.bsky.social
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Finally deleted my Facebook and I swear my skin is already clearer ✨
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Man it’s so hot in Texas it feels like I have a sunburn and I haven’t been in the sun 😭
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
We’ll test that tomorrow 😂
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Anybody need a tree taken down? Pretty sure I can rip it out with my bare hands right now.
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
As someone addicted to Red Bull, I tried an Alani this morning. You cannot convince me there isn’t something insane in these because I am manually having to shake myself because I feel like if I don’t, I might actually explode. I wanna go frolic in a big field. My teeth won’t stop chattering. 😭
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Me: *is visually impaired* My mom: can you grab that flyswatter and pick up that little beetle on the floor and put it outside? Me: I can try Me: *stands there staring at the ground hoping I’ll just see some sort of movement (I don’t).* Mom: …OH CHRIST I FORGOT. HAND THAT HERE.
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Currently 1am. Laughing hysterically, tears in my eyes and all, because I was scrolling through Facebook and seen a guy with his hair wrapped in a towel and said “oh, I hope he had a fantastic girl’s night!” About to take some Benadryl and call it a week. 😭
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Between side effects from new meds and parenting, ya girl is WORE OUT. I swear I’ve been nauseous for three days straight and can genuinely only stomach a chip or two here and there then it’s just water for the rest of the day. 🫠
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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Bring 👏 back 👏 physical 👏 media
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Me: having a random crying fit Caseoh video in the background that auto played: WHAT TIME IS IT? SPOOKY TIME. WHAT TIME IS IT? WHAT TIME….. IS IT??? WHAT. TIME. IS. IT???? SPOOKYYYY TIME. It is indeed spooky time lmao.
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Recipe: let it simmer for- Me: right right right bubble bubble toil and trouble it’s hot and I’m hungry it’s done.
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
With Mother’s Day coming up, I know this can be difficult for some. If you don’t have a mom to celebrate with/worth celebrating, I’m ur mom now. Love you, kiddo. 🫶 proud of you!!! I’ll be your dad for Father’s Day too. ☝️
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
My stencil printer and gloves are coming in today, I am willing to bet my delivery driver puts it right where my dogs can get it 🥲
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
….I did not :( but it’s alright! I did one better! I got some real sleep. 😂
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Currently attempting to nap while getting my house leveled but I keep giggling myself awake, because every here and there I’ll hear this very cartoonish BONK followed by angry muttering from under my house. so I keep picturing one of the guys getting whacked for messing up and it’s cracking me up 😭
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Good morn-noon, doodlebugs! Fill up your water and take your meds 😗✌️ CHECK IF YOU NEED A REFILL ON THOSE MEDS/VITAMINS. Remind me to pick up some eye patches today, if these dark circles get any darker my husband might put me outside thinking I’m our raccoon that hangs out with our stray cats. ☹️
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I was so kind to the census lady when she came to talk to me that she came back and brought a gift for my daughter. 🫶 This is why I say be kind. ☝️
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
GIRLLL the swiftness I grabbed this man’s collar with was like none other 😭 I swear he closes doors like he’s trying to break the hinges off RIGHT before he’s about to turn every light on in this house too 🤨
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
How do I politely tell my husband divorce is a lot more expensive than just shutting a door quietly when I finally get the baby in her bassinet after 8 hours of contact napping
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Update: just saw one for $300 are we joking friends
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Trying to get my spark back so I was looking into perfumes because I thought being a perfume gal would be cool! anyway Why is one bottle of perfume $150? 🙂 Do I have to be financially irresponsible in order to smell really good? 😭 Answer me 🤨🫵
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Willow 💧 @willowmlp.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I haven’t used a Dremel in forever. Someone bring me a mirror to decorate. ☝️
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
YESSS and the fact that you could only gain access to it by getting a CODE? 😂 we were all wild for that one honestly lol!
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I think I had it for a month MAX but only used it for two weeks. 😭 it was very basic which was nice, but it was also a little too basic so it got boring. 🥲
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Pretty sure I could be healed for eternity right now if I could have get ahold of one of those little sticks that looks like a beehive and just dip it in a jar of honey a few times.
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I think about this a lot, actually. 😭
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I’m convinced I have so many hobbies and useless talents because I was meant to be a jester for royalty. How I ended up in medicine is beyond me.
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Oh my goodness 🥹 thank you! I just hope she’s on here and finds me so we can pick back up on it! As long as I’m breathing I don’t ever want someone to feel alone in recovery. ❤️
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Also, I cannot for the life of me find a friend of mine on here who used to message me back and forth on Twitter (YES, TWITTER) many moons ago and every week I’d congratulate her on another week of sobriety. I hope you’re still doing well, doodlebug. 🥹 I’m still proud of you.
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Just made a tattoo appointment for Thursday after my doctors appointment. I sound like a really cool 80 year old.
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Sick as a dog so my husband has me quarantined from the baby. ☹️ Hope he’s ready for “what’s my baby doing?” Messages every five minutes. Yes, he’s capable of taking care of her on his own, but???? My baby???? 😭
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Alright friends what shows are we watching? I’ve finished all the shows I’ve started since my baby only wants to contact nap, so I need more good ones to watch. 😂
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Go fill up ur water bottle rn. I have a FUNNY FEELING you’re not hydrated enough. 🤨🫵
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Finished the newest season of Love On The Spectrum and I swear if Logan isn’t in the next season I will never pick up this show again 😭
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Oh yikes 😭 I get how that goes! Proud of you for protecting yourself! 🥹❤️
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I’m so ready to crochet again :^( or draw or ANYTHING. I JUST WANNA USE MY HANDS WITHOUT BEING IN PAIN. ☝️
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
See I just laugh and walk away whether they’re mid-sentence or not. 😭😂 my time and peace is more important than whatever they have to say 🥰
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
What do you MEAN my daughter is THREE WEEKS OLD TODAY? 😭 And what do u mean three weeks ago preeclampsia almost got me and now here I am singing along to a fruit sensory video that my baby seems to be enjoying so I can drink my coffee? 😅
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Ah the devil’s poor wife 😭😂
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Texas weather is so unpredictable it genuinely confuses me every time I step outside 😭 I always assume it’s going to be hot so when it’s not I don’t know what to do with myself for a moment.
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Actually just spilled my coffee all over myself, so I’ve decided Monday is cancelled instead. Enjoy your free day, everyone.
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Good morning, doodlebugs!! Go fill up your water bottles this morning and take those meds! We’re starting the week off right ☝️
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Update: let my guard down for a split second and Meow Meow hopped into the swing like it belonged to her. This is going to be a long morning.
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Successfully put together a baby swing with my poor little carpal tunnel hands. Did not take into consideration the weight of the swing once put together, so I can’t move it at the moment. :) So I’m now playing defense against 4 cats that keep trying to jump into it until my husband wakes up.
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Good morning, doodlebugs! It’s kind of nice being lost in the algorithm on Bluesky at the moment, it feels like I’m screaming everything into the void again. :)
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Good morning, doodlebugs! •Drink your water •Take your meds (check for refills!) •Make sure you eat!! •Brush your teeth •Take a shower •Be kind to yourself •Be kind to others •Fuck ICE •Fuck Trump •Do no harm •Take no shit Happy Friday!! We made it through another week! 🥰
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
It’s 1:40am. I need to be up at 5am to take over baby duty. I’ve found the stash of snacks that we’d brought to the hospital that includes small bags of chips. Sometimes self care is eating two small bags of Cheetos at 1am in secret bc let me tell ya I’ve never felt more alive than I do right now.
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Thank you!!! 🥰❤️
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🌸Dylann🌸 @bobpossum.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My daughter just full on laughed?? She is 10 days old?? Girl what’s so funny?? Can they even do that or do I need to check in somewhere? 😭
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