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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kid just got himself a piece of my will.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does he smoke Kent cigs?
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The rapists vs. Therapists
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cut the green stuff off, pick out the worms & call it good. Arby’s gots the meats…
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s an Iowa 10.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Clone this magnificent bastar…Mayor.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dumbasses. The cockroaches & labradoodles will take better care of this Hellscape when we’re done.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And you’re pretending to be Kevin Bacon. 6 degrees of Josh.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bonus points for not spelling it Manishevitz.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hand-written receipts. In crayon.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Detach with disdain.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Loved you on “Chico & the Man”.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You’re new to this, no?
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sheep could not be reached for comment.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
May you have 35 more…
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Or did he…?
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Montanans are part Scottish…
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don’t disregard: MANKZ, MANK1, MANK7, MANKZ68 or ASSMAN…
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This was not written by the Senator from RI. If it was, no bueno.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You cannot use “better” or “judgment” with these idiots in any possible combination or by itself.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Back when The Sizzler was still good…
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Folks got to know when to hold them AND fold them. Someone should put that in a children’s book. Or a nice lullaby…
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Dopiest MC ever. Fo’ shizzle & whatnot.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Hope he brings a couple of very rich friends…
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Keith’s summer place…
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
1 or 2 stolen cigarettes, is my educated guess.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’d like to order a #2, in the kitchen, during dinner with my in-laws.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Killed by a swirly.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Gotta hand it to them…
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
They’re still dumbass, entitled baseball players. Don’t expect much.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Joe DeRita.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
How did they win that series? Madonne.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
He’s not as tough as President Shitzhispants.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Milt too dumb to realize he was set up & then put down.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Talking Heads & Toes
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I’d like to contest that will. Something doesn’t smell right…
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Minors sure do get a lot of attention from this administration…
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Mitt Romney says hold my private barrel bourbon with Benedictine…
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a yellow suit is holding a flamethrower and the name arthur09 is on the bottom
ALT: a man in a yellow suit is holding a flamethrower and the name arthur09 is on the bottom
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Nice work, sir.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Omaha is nice this time of year.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Florida Body Inspector.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Affleck knew how to not act even at a young age…
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The sadness I felt in 1997 when Tiger choked & we lost the Ryder Cup has now turned 180, rooting hard for the Europeans & especially Rory. And Tom Watson.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Mojitos for everyone.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This makes me kinda wish I had the chance to meet Aileen Wournos
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It was the best of times. It was the blurst of times.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Amen.
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Clash…
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bobmouse.bsky.social @bobmouse.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Elvis, Heads, Pretenders, Squeeze…pretty awesome time for music.
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