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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Can we use his favorite term and call it Fake Intelligence or is that better applied to him directly?

Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

So apparently, we're ancient Rome now? Not only is this completely disgusting, it's got to be a sign of a fully depraved mind.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Aside from the classlessness of the statement, if he's so fucking smart, how come he doesn't know it's "sons of bitches"?

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You didn't even have to include "(Kramer voice)" for me to hear that. 😂😂

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

More believable than Kypreos' reporting.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

TRUMP: "It is called the Oval Office, and it should be treated with Decorum, Respect, and Dignity, not defiled by Third Rate Clowns". Speaking of third rate clowns, has he looked at the fireplace and walls in there since he regained occupancy?

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Once again, for the people at the back ... "Not even with YOUR dick!"

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Also ubiquitous, polyglottal, and donkey balls. - Alex Kamal (paraphrased).

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

So let me get this straight. #DonnieTwoScoops is offering me $5000 if Rs keep control of Congress. Sort of a Win-Win for me since he didn't condition it on my voting R. Still, I'd rather have a functioning government than another promise of money that won't materialize. #VoteBlue

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We don't need that fat bastard stinking up The Falls. There are enough chemical plants in the area doing that already.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

They'd rather have us lose than win. In other words, they'd rather have us lose than win. Those are the same words you stupid orange fuck!

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Oh no! Not a meme! Look, I cannot stand that orange fuck, but I'd prefer Dems show once again that they can govern instead of wasting the early portion of their control on an impeachment that will not result in removal.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

He's been impeached twice already. What did it get us? A second term of Trump. Sorry, but impeaching him yet again will do nothing. If in the majority, Dems need to focus on improving things for Americans and stopping Trump's agenda. They can turn to impeachment later, but it's not a priority.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Camping with friends here in NY State this weekend. We drank a toast to King Harald and to King Haakon last night. Was in Norway in Oct 2024 and cannot wait to return. I must wait, though, until the Viking Ship Museum reopens.

A selfie on the shore of a pond at the top of Mount Fløyen.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Canadian Armed Services are going to be very shocked to learn they don't exist.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Is there going to be anywhere that we can sign up to help yank all that tacky fake gold shit of the wall in the Oval Office when the #OrangeMenace gets booted out? I'm also willing to help return the Rose Garden to a ride garden.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Susan Collins thought he learned his lesson after RFK Jr.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Phew! Luckily, I'm just an asshole.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

And because he cannot admit that Iran still has the capacity to attack us ... ya know ... since we've won the war, like, 8 times already.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

That has got to be the single most slappable face in America. Every time he says anything, he's got that shit-eating grin pasted on. If these bastards ever pay for what they are doing to the country, I'd be willing to let him skip prison if every person in the US gets to slap him.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Go for it you big fucking idiot! Once you are shown to be wrong, go back to retiring from football. Apologies for the language.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Yeah, but the number on his uniform should have been 8647.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I mean ... it's not designed to be, but, yeah, it is.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I'm glad you got the right recommendations. Shirley Mansion even played a Terminator on TVs "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles"

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Norway was awesome this tourney and had my support (in addition to the #USMNT). I don't care for that Haaland guy who plays for ManCity, but loved Braut Haaland. 😉

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Looks like Chicago is also getting inside you.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

While I agree that it should have been the end, I am sometimes naive and give benefit of the doubt in many cases. The Nazis corrupted a lot of symbols. I don't know if this was one. I was looking at getting a "Viking Compass". My wife nixed it due to supremacists co-opting that. New choice time.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Hey, that's a thought! If the #OrangeMenace can win the #FIFA Peace Prize, the USMNT could still walk away with the Nobel World Cup.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Guess not. I mean, they are dominating possession, but then do something bone-headed and turn the ball over or, in one case, watch it hit the back of the net.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Get that gaudy shit off of our house! Fucking Creamsicle Fascist.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

"I think I can say the likes of which we've never seen before." I think he can say it too, since I've heard him say like a billion times.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Oh joy! The Orange Menace is attending a State Dinner at Versailles. Now he's going to want a Hall of Mirrors for the stupid Ballroom. #TrumpSucks #Cheeto

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Maybe the team wanted to make sure he played in the Finals so that he is eligible to have his name engraved on the trophy ... oh wait ... only one sport does that. 😉 #NHL #StanleyCup #CongratulationKnicks

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

You have a much proof of that as they have of the Right rigging elections.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I came here to note that she said she's "not a big supporter of him" right now. Likely, still a supporter, though. However, I see that everyone else picked up on that as well.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

For the same reason that the Norris Trophy always goes to a Defenseman with great offensive stats.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Yeah, def not the God of Goalposts. That's the best one!

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I care less about HOW it keeps happening than WHY.

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Bob Lapham (He/Him) @boblapham.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Who the fuck cares about SOG, really? Canes shoot from everywhere. Habs look for perfect/proper(?) shots. First two Canes wins were OTW despite way outshooting MTL. What matters is the final score (which still favored CAR), but shots only mattresses in Game 3 where MTL had 0 in OT.

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