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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

I have so many Donna Summer songs on my MP3 player that if I dropped dead tomorrow people will think I lead a double life

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Uh oh we got a guy here that cares about how other people measure things

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Nothing I just don't come here all that often

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

It's 108 miles to Chicago, I got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's cloudy, and I'm wearing sunglasses

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Left handed people should be put in jail

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I'm 100% open to being bribed to use my social media accounts to help spread disinformation

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Happy Halloween. Don't forget to feed your snakes before you go stand around in a graveyard all night

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tgabrukiewicz @tgabrukiewicz.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

@bobjanke.bsky.social So great to finally see you here!

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

My friend Michelle is still responding that she's going to every event on Facebook like she isn't 43 years old. Nobody believes you're going to see a Sepultura tribute band on a Wednesday

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

We need turquoise jewelry to make a come back. That's how you knew who to hit on

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Since the government shut down a month ago I've made $1800 buying beer for teenagers and keeping the change

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

[Doing that trick where it looks like my thumb is coming apart and blood starts spraying everywhere]: OH NO I DID IT WRONG

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Tomorrow is going to suck taking down all of these Christopher Columbus decorations

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

I just bought Bluesky with a $10 Harbor Freight Money coupon and three stretched out paper clips

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Are you sure. I just want to be sure

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

the jerk store called they're running out of paprika

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

First that guy steals a hat from that kid. Then the lady takes that baseball. It could just me but maybe little kids need to be tougher.

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

I'd ask you for some recommendations but it obviously isn't working

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Well, I'm glad somebody is getting their news from early March

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Just so you know, you're the last person on Earth that's still talking about that

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Yes I heard your horn the first time a split second after the light turned green. Why do you think I'm typing this.

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Sydney Sweeney is in my driveway trashing my car with a baseball bat boy were you guys right about her

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice shame on me Fool me a third time hey this is a pretty good scam can i get in on this

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I know Jesus was a carpenter but I think he would've been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

My weight loss goal is to have an old man pelvis so it looks like my legs go straight up into my back

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

they have long term treatments for traumatic brain injuries now you should ask about it

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Let's just get you muted there little fella

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

It's a little early in the day why don't you try switching back to beer for a while

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

You - and that means you personally - are everything that's wrong with social media

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

I can't tell you how happy I am that you guys are over here

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

What this country needs is a unifying event. Like the Moon landing, or Woodstock, or maybe Jonestown. Something like that

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Luke and Owen Wilson are in it for some reason

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

My life is like a Wes Anderson movie. It's boring and i never know what the Hell is going on

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

[turning off my hearing aids] My girlfriend: You don't wear hearing aids Me: WHAT?

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Everything i know about Greek mythology i learned from Iron Maiden

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

I dont know why when there's a stand off, the police don't just toss a wasp's nest in there. Nobody's staying in a house once that comes through the window

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Sorry baby you have to pay for dinner I only carry doubloons

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

My friends call me Snake because when I'm startled I vomit up everything I ate that day

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

If you carry a bowling ball with you everywhere eventually you become the bowling ball guy and when you stop people will wonder where the bowling ball guy went.

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Next time you go to a wedding wear a sombrero. Long after the divorce people will still talk about the guy wearing the sombrero

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

If you did it would be hilarious trust me

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

If you hang a big enough bug zapper in your yard eventually Stevie Nicks will walk right into it

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