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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 2h
The audience: “Can you just go back to talking about Pete Rose?”
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 2h
“I did nothing wrong except for that thing that I did which was wrong.”
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 2h
What an incredible career! And still working on Star Wars. Every kid’s dream!
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 5h
I gag thinking about what’s on his hands! 🤮 That’s why he was in last place. Everyone was running away from him!
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 5h
As long as he keeps shaking hands with the entire administration, he can keep doing what he’s doing.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 9h
We won’t need oil. We won’t need food. We won’t need air.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 9h
Wow! He must have huge wrists to be able to buy that many watches!
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 9h
I’m sure he’s got a birthday present to give Putin. I’m just not sure if he knows how to wrap one full size America.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 9h
He sounds like a failed mob boss: “Nice country you have here. It would be a shame if something happened to it.”
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 9h
Sounds like: “If we don’t inspect, they’ll be no failures.” but for chickens.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 9h
Who put Gatorade in my vodka bottle?
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 9h
Paxton does!
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 9h
Sounds like he’s waiting for them to tell him what to say.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 9h
Looks like Spirit Halloween needs to get busy updating his mask.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 9h
The whole family is trying to grift every aspect of the country. Eric heard about the government cheese program. He’s out there right now trying to milk a bull.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 9h
A generation of kids will report this as child abuse.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 9h
Then: This is the biggest scandal of all time. We must shut down the entire government. Now: Who among us hasn’t committed a simple Hatch violation?
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 11h
There’s never been a promise he won’t break.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 13h
Just another left-wing politician telling real Americans they can’t eat road salt. I thought this was a free country.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 14h
Give everything to the poor
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen corruption so transparent. They’re either too dumb to try to hide it, or too confident in their control of the system.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump pardoning him in five, four, three, …
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Woman Points to 'THIS'
ALT: Woman Points to 'THIS'
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😂
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jack Smith should play Jack Smith in a movie! The others pale in comparison.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please. Not while we’re eating breakfast!
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here’s the TV we think you should put in your home. (We ain’t putting it in our home)
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The only positive of having this list, is it’s a reminder of books I’m going to read.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TIL. It was banned in New Mexico, Texas, Florida, and… The Soviet Union.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To no one’s surprise, Trump comes out on the side of the rapists.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“We’re not going to do that dumb thing I wanted to do, in reaction to that other dumb thing that I did.”
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t get tired watching that shelf of hair on his head flap around like it’s trying to return to its nest.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who amongst us hasn’t wanted to impeach someone (checks notes) not in office?
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s an expression from PT Barnum that comes to mind. What was it again? Something something. Every minute?
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He’s not wrong. Epstein is Trump. Vance saying the quiet part out loud.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Let them eat stocks.” Trump probably.
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carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
new term in D.C. for having a "gotcha" question blow up on you in a hearing; getting Schmitt Faced.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The look on your face when your Senator just Schmitt himself.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If we remove everyone from using the system, it will be invulnerable.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re already in a post-Marxist world where the government takes companies and controls the media, but rather than it all being owned by the people, it’s owned by a handful of oligarchs.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When the Emperor tells you the sky is red and not blue, then the sky is red and not blue.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Factories being built = Sports team valuations. In related news, I just replaced my HVAC filter, so I’m expecting a bumper crop of daffodils next Spring.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
America has suffered/inflicted generational damage. It will be decades before it should / can be trusted.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Such an amazing comparison. I’m sure we can all remember the last time baseball players and owners were at war. Missiles fired. Drone strikes. Fans having to choose between paying for peanuts or crackerjack.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s a huge criminal organization. People sign up for health care and … checks notes… don’t get sick!
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Which is why later that night he changed into his cocktail dress with matching heels and apron.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, there’s one more reason to not watch this game.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s a hot contest between reality and fantasy going on in his head, but he won’t be there either.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The whole administration can go self deport itself.
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bobidge.bsky.social @bobidge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🤣
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