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Bob G.

@bobg.whizbang.me
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Software engineer, citizen, dad, not necessarily in that order

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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 20h
A bunch of hateful bumper stickers on the back of a car. Caption: "This guy votes. You'd better, too."
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 24/04/2026
The cover of Dave Eggers' book, "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius."
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 01/04/2026
A.I.-generated image of a record album, "Yeah yeah yeah but what about the Constitution?" by "J.R. and the Supremes."
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 09/02/2026
Neat! Apparently I'm a "Progressive American Democrat," not to be confused with an "American Progressive Democrat."
Screen grab from a zoomed-in part of bluesky-map.theo.io
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 06/02/2026
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 06/02/2026
In the 1978 film, when Clark Kent needs to become Superman for the first time, he pauses briefly at a modern unenclosed phone booth - then new - before finding another place to change unobserved. It got a big laugh from audiences at the time! Do today's audiences even understand that moment?
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 06/02/2026
FTFY 😢
Masthead of The Washington Post, updated so the last two words of its slogan - "Democracy Dies In Darkness" - are crossed out.
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 04/02/2026
bsky.app/profile/bobg...
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 29/01/2026
Sailor's knuckles tattooed with the letters HOLD FAST, in a screenshot from Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World.
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 29/01/2026
Also
Washington Post headline, originally reading, "Justice Dept. charges 16 Minneapolis protesters with assault, interference," altered to read, "Justice Dept., illegally refusing to release Epstein files for 40th day, charges 16 Minneapolis protesters with assault, interference instead."
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 28/01/2026
FTFY. So easy to do. Try it sometime, @cnn.com!
CNN headline altered from "Justice Department expects to release its Epstein files soon, top officials say" to more accurate, "Justice Department won't provide "specific date" for when it will stop breaking the law"
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 22/01/2026
I propose a constitutional amendment: add the sentence "Yes, really" to the end of this text.
Text of the fourth amendment of the U.S. Constitution, prohibiting unreasonable searches and seizures.
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 21/01/2026
Screenshot of a moment from from Blazing Saddles: "They said you was hung!" "And they was right!"
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 17/01/2026
FTFY
Exterior of the Department of Justice building altered to read, "Department of Just ICE."
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 16/01/2026
FTFY
Washington Post headline, originally reading "Justice Dept. launches criminal investigation of Minnesota governor," altered to read "Justice Dept. continues refusal to release Epstein files, launches criminal investigation of Minnesota governor instead."

Original subheading: "The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation into impeding law enforcement." Altered to end, "...as part of an ongoing illegal coverup."
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 16/01/2026
Beautiful. Now pay it forward.
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 15/01/2026
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 12/01/2026
A destroyed Earth captioned, "Anything to keep the Epstein files safe."
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 12/01/2026
Photo of Vladimir Putin captioned: "Losing in Ukraine; Winning in the U.S."
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 12/01/2026
How it started: Ronald Reagan, "Man is not free unless government is limited." How it's going: Donald Trump, "[The only limit on my power is] my own morality."
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 07/01/2026
We have always been at war with Eastasia.
Picture of a hypnotist with caption: "Repeat after me: Healthcare and groceries bad, measles and World War III good."
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 15/12/2025
I pity the future students of this era in American history.
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 09/12/2025
Dr. Oz and RFK Jr. today, trying to act like they're doing anything related to their jobs.
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 04/12/2025
"Archer" meme captioned: "Do you want guillotines? Because that's how you get guillotines."
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 26/11/2025
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 25/11/2025
Sailor's knuckles tattooed with the letters HOLD FAST, in a screenshot from Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World.
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 22/11/2025
On the other hand, somehow this is "looking for a Democrat to denounce socialism."
Eager crowd rushing to something awesome.
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 22/11/2025
Looking for a Republican to denounce death threats.
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 16/11/2025
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 14/11/2025
Bondi investigating just the Democrats in the Epstein files.
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 13/11/2025
Honestly I never outgrew expecting my local police to look and act like this.
Muppet cop.
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 10/11/2025
Republicans tonight.
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 08/11/2025
Betteridge's law of headlines says, "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteri...
New York Times opinion-column headline: "Did Women Ruin the Workplace?" Subheading: "And can conservative feminism fix it?"
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 05/11/2025
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 05/11/2025
Democracy triumphs at a school board meeting in a scene from Field of Dreams. Caption: "Alright, America! I love ya! I'm proud of ya!"
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 24/10/2025
"The West Wing" poster, with "West" crossed out.
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 10/10/2025
A scene from Creepshow: Upson Pratt discovers his enemies are everywhere.
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 10/10/2025
Free, printable No Kings Day signs. Use them as-is, or as inspiration for your own sign. sites.google.com/view/nokings...
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 09/10/2025
We've all heard, and many of us have repeated, "The cruelty is the point." But why? Aren't people basically decent? Yes, but so was Col. Kurtz. Confronted with enough horror, he snapped, believing the only way to cope was to embrace horror himself. I think this explains a lot of today's GOP.
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 02/10/2025
Headline: "Pressure on Democrats grows to end shutdown." My message to Democrats:
Screen grab from the movie Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World: a sailor's knuckles are tattooed with the letters HOLD FAST
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 20/09/2025
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 04/09/2025
Republican moral compass.
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 04/09/2025
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 04/07/2025
Happy Independence Day! Independence from what? From a tyrant who neglects and blocks laws he doesn't like; forces officials to assemble in inconveniently remote locations; holds gov't posts empty; dominates the judiciary; protects criminals from punishment; cuts off trade...
The original Declaration of Independence.
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 25/06/2025
Have you ever noticed that the J in Jaws is a fishhook? Only took me 50 years...
The movie poster for Jaws
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 15/06/2025
I made a flag for flag day.
Image inspired by the U.S. flag. Seven stripes, alternating red and parchment, labeled with the articles of the U.S. Constitution (Legislature, Executive, Judiciary, States, Amendments, Supremacy, and Ratification), a blue field with 27 quill pens (one for each amendment), and the year 1787 burned in below that.
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 13/06/2025
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 26/05/2025
Collage of Trump officials and associates, captioned, "All took some, some took all"
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 08/05/2025
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Bob G. @bobg.whizbang.me · 06/05/2025
One of the great tragedies of America, but a telling one, is that the lesson people took away from Wall Street (1987) was "Greed is good," and not "How many yachts can you water-ski behind?"
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