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Bobbi QELD 🦚

@bobbyqeld.bsky.social
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Bristolian communist rapper. They/them. Shoot & edit videos 🎥 Autistic af pavlovs-house.bandcamp.com youtube.com/@PauperProduction QELD.bandcamp.com

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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Selfie in front of sunflowers painting. Wearing a leopard print new era cap and a big black coat. Bit of a handlebar moustache going on atm Same same but mirror selfie for variety
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤸‍♀️🤍
Picture from Chinese ballet The Red Detachment of Women
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mirror selfie, got a purple hoodie and a purple Mojo Jojo cap on
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Screenshot from the Young Ones, Rik saying "I hope you're satisfied, Thatcher"
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Pub toilet mirror selfie, wearing black and yellow Adidas trackie "Fuck Nazis Hs161" tagged on a black parking ticket dispenser thing in yellow ink
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Frank Reynolds saying even sharks need water
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sometimes the patterns are a bit questionable
Mirror selfie, wearing a hammerhead shark patterned tanktop and some baggy camo trousers with leopard print patches on. It's all a bit much tbh Selfie with duck face and peace sign, the only way I know how to take em
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Does anyone remember Ideal? Swear number 2 is Psycho Paul
Psycho Paul from BBC's Ideal, a program about selling weed that you absolutely cannot imagine BBC making in the post 2016 era
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me in pub drinking a coffee, wearing a camo jumper & sunglasses indoors
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Here's my mum on East Street Bemmie with two monkeys so I think you're just doing it wrong
Black and white photo of my mum, probably about ten or younger, with two monkeys in what looks like overalls. Boiler suit or something
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Summer survival tips:
Screenshot of Bobby Beard 1497 on youtube saying "what did I do during the heatwave of 2026? Sweated my balls off and listen to Pavlov's House of course"
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Mirror selfie, wearing a white tanktop red shorts and a black cap with a hammer and sickle on it
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oh damn! I need to do more raids they just never seem to work out for me Also,
Pokémon Go friend code
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Got a shiny four star Mewtwo on Pokémon Go, without even leaving the house today
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
☀️🌕
Trump pointing at the eclipse while squinting like a dumbass
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Funeral swag outside the community centre wake
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🤍🤍🤍 (Jonny QELD's dad incase any Bristolian mutuals know him and wanna send some love)
Cyril Bernard Rice, 9th August 1951 - 10th July 2026. A wonderful man, holding up a glass of wine.
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
(lollipop man reference for yanks as I'm aware it's probably one of the more bizarre colloquialisms we have)
Children's block toy of a lollipop person
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Funeral swag
Wearing all black but instead of a shirt I have a paisley patterned tanktop because I'm too autistic for sleeves these days. Also wearing a leopard print hairband cos can't wear a hat. Have my fingers crossed that this is acceptable
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
They do this for every dead Tory. Always remember the power your words have to piss off the entitled and privileged 🤍
When I suggested that everyone should send a kind message to a politician that normally disagree with in honour of Sir David, i faced a torrent of abuse. One even posted "you're an actual piece of human excrement Chris and I hope you never know happiness"

Old screenshot from the Mail or something.

...I only had to use words like that because Twitter had a "we'll permanently ban you if you swear once" policy at the time, which my god would be an improvement over what it is now
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yankee go home
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
She chonk cos she unable to get much exercise after breaking her paw 😔
Aubrey in a cage with a pink leg cast, the single most tragic photo I've ever taken
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I can post Aubrey to you in the meanwhile
Aubrey in a box, Aubreyyy in a boooox 🎶
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
An angel
Aubrey laying down in the sunlight looking beautiful as hell
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Perched up having a look out the window now
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Nosy neighbour
Aubrey the black and white cat pulling down the blinds, like someone in a movie, to spy on the neighbours
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Let this former banner of hers be a reminder to never trust uni liberals and to remember they'll NEVER have your back
Marie le Conte's old banner when she was pretending to be leftwing that reads "this march is shit the future is shit all I want is revenge"
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Caroline,
Mark Corrigan meme where he says "you're not a bad person but I'm afraid to say you are a moron"
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Okay time's up u missed out
Same same only this time I'm wearing a bright pink Bret Hitman Hart hat 

Bobbi's got their hat on, hip hip hip hooray
Bobbi's got their hat on and they're coming out to play
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Chief Wiggum from the Simpsons saying "the suspect is hatless - repeat, hatless" but suspect has been replaced with the name Bobbi 

The eagle eyed amongst you will notice the Instagram numbers in the top corner, yes I had to pull this from an old insta post cos I wasn't about to remake it
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's a rare treat to see me without a hat so please appreciate
Mirror selfie. Got a white tanktop with patterns on, and matching purple shorts with purple sneaksSame same just more detail
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Black Panther Party invented it
Old black panther party cartoon which depicts three identical pigs, one is labelled local police one is labelled national guard and the last is marines
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Squat kitten got secrets to tell
Squat kitten standing on my shoulder to whisper in my ear Now sniffing at my hat
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i knew it
That woman with the Ann Widdecombe haircut who was in an old episode of Doctor Who as an alien secretly hiding as a human
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Old tweet, me and my friends would've killed E.T. with hammers I can tell you that much
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Jesse Owens winning gold at the 1936 Nazi Olympics, with some sieg heiling loser behind him. The sieg heiling loser is Trump, in this comparison
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Did you know that Argentina are responsible for the single worst named dinosaur in existence?
A diagram of the almighty Argentinosaurus
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Keep them stadiums in your community
Ashton Gate, Bristol City stadium, from above. It's right there amongst the houses and tower blocks. And the park at the bottom is one of the nicest parks in Bristol tbh Memorial Stadium, Bristol Rovers' ground. In amongst the houses of the east side of the city. Stadium is much smaller than City's and they ain't got the space to build more, unlike City, so they're meant to be moving soon but the new building agreements keep falling thru. Seems like corruption of some sort somewhere
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
All cats are beautiful
Kitty on top of microwave that has an ACAB sticker on. There is a hammer and sickle on the wall nearbyKitty on acab microwave with v dramatic lighting Kitty up cloooose look at her beautiful face omg
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Kitty sat on worktop. If you look closely you can see the words Anti Soc Dem written backwards in the mirror
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
kitten in the squat THERE'S A KITTEN IN THE SQUAT 🚨
Kitten on a chair in the squat with big eyes, she has NOTICED ME Kitten is a blur cos the second she saw me looking she RAN OVER
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
tiki taka
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Forgot to take a post sun pic but I looked like this basically
Aubrey black and white cat in a box looking exhausted and done with the heat
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The hair before leaving the house. Tune in later to see how it holds up 🥵☀️
Selfie, got my hair all nice and straight, wearing a paisley patterned tanktop and a red Obey cap and my sunnies
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Nope it hasn't cooled down out here, we're truly fucked
Sweaty selfie
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Get involved ☀️
Someone in the group chat saying, I've had the chorus of Antifa summer in my head all day Bobbi
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Bobbi QELD 🦚 @bobbyqeld.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Today's look includes this guillotine t-shirt I bought years ago and forgot about. Obviously had to cut off the sleeves tho cos I'm on that Always Sunny Mac way of life
White t-shirt, now a tanktop, with a silhouetted guillotine on the front
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