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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦

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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is it too much to ask for a white t-shirt that isn't transparent enough for my nipples to be visible?
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Being sober rules.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It should be illegal to play bass guitar in an apartment building.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lindsey Graham would have wanted Elon Musk to be launched into the sun on a SpaceX rocket. He used to talk about it all the time. "First man on the sun", he'd say. Rest In Peace, my best friend Lindsey Graham.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lindsey Graham would've wanted me to have a swimming pool full of jello. He used to talk about it all the time.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I fucking love potatoes.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet. People can pretend to be anyone on that thing.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Chad Chad I Am - The Seventh Seal
ALT: Chad Chad I Am - The Seventh Seal
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
AI is trash.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I don't get un-American football.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The world is on fire.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Social media is cancer. Delete everything. Go read a book.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Has anyone else noticed that a lot of these far left candidates running in the Democratic primaries are running on policies to win the votes of bot accounts on Twitter? End genocide in Gaza, pro China, either pro Russia or don't care about Ukraine, anti "Democratic establishment", etc.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Interesting that people want to blame the country of Israel for the rise in antisemitism and completely ignore the fact that the website where most people get their news / political opinion from is owned by this guy.
Elon Musk giving a Nazi salute at Trump's inauguration.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Here's an idea... Maybe during the primaries, candidates shouldn't be running attack ads trying to convince voters that your opponent is pure evil... Considering that you're both on the same side of the aisle and everything... It's almost like you would rather see a Republican win or something...
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I think my favorite thing about baseball is that when my team loses, the other team doesn't invade Iran.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Probably shouldn't have boasted to White Sox fans how great the Cubs were going to be this year.
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Mr. Rogers Puts on a Clown Mask
ALT: Mr. Rogers Puts on a Clown Mask
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Oh no, I ate too much spaghetti again. 🫃
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Oh no, I ate too much spaghetti again. 🫃
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Why do the Cubs only win when I turn the game off?
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
One day the Cubs will break out of this slump, but I do not think that today will be that day.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Chicago Cubs [THIS]
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Dumpster Fire
ALT: Dumpster Fire
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The Tampa Bay Rays should change their name back to the Devil Rays, but keep using rays of sunshine as their mascot.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"I love sand! It's course and it's rough and it gets everywhere!" -Frank Herbert
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Bummer.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Who needs looksmaxxing when you can just keep a magic painting in your attic like a normal person?
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Honestly surprised that Trump hasn't renamed ICE to the Just-ICE League.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Donald Trump doesn't need a ballroom. He doesn't have any balls.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Baseball really is the best sport.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
4/20 is the only holiday that people celebrate by doing the same thing they do every other day of the year.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Advisor: You should tell the media the photo going around was doctored. Trump: The photo is me as a doctor.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Trying to decide which version of Dune to watch.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
25th
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Trump still needs to be removed from office.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking government.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Curious how the "Genocide Joe" crowd is feeling today about their decision to support Donald Trump for president...
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Every day with Trump...
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a man and a woman are sitting next to each other in a mall and the man is saying that kid is back on the escalator
Alt: a man and a woman are sitting next to each other in a mall and the man is saying that kid is back on the escalator. (from Mallrats)
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I feel like all of the AI slop on the internet has effectively killed April fool's day.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
How does a leader become a supreme leader? Do they cover him with vegetables or something?
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This war brought to you by "Both sides are bad".
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
How hard is it to just not be an absolute piece of shit?
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Still not sure whether or not those videos of that bullied monkey are AI.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Day 5 of having 'Hotel California' stuck in my head.
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a man wearing a blue shirt with a sticker on it that says ' a & a '
ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt with a sticker on it that says ' a & a '
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
🎵 She'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in her ear. She'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer. 🎵
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The New England Patriots are the most disappointing thing since my son.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Snowboarding looks easy, I bet I could beat everyone.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I bet I could figure skate better than that.
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Bobby McShanklby 🇺🇦 @bobbymcshanklby.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I bet I could beat all these Olympic athletes at curling.
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