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Flobby Bashpants

@bobbyflashpants.bsky.social

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That one heavyset white guy software consultant with the shirt and the hair.

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Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

See ya'll in a few days, maybe?

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Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek

Tim Russ as a Space Ball Trooper reporting findings to his CO.

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Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

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Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Post a meme you have never gotten to use.

Conway Twitty expounds on a. Existential truism.

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Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Shoo dawg!

Annie the beagle

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy:

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Positronic, Schmazitronic

A generated Star Trek: The Next a generation episode title card saying "Positronic, Schmazitronic."

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Ready to roll in Lagrange GA today!

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

What Tyler wins with that race-winning weave around Elliot

NASCAR driver Tyler Reddick proudly receives, as proclaimed on the unfortunately- blocked signage behind him, a Dick Award.

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Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Boudreaux, also a lengthyboi

Boudreaux, a long, sweet, and perpetually confused male cat stretches to his full lengthyboi maximum on a patch of horrible carpet.

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Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Hungry like the Pomeranian.

Snickers the Pomeranian stares into the camera, flexing his raw primal aura. He is The Law and he knows it.

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Roux and Snickers, blending about as well as they can together.

Tuxedo cat Roux sits next to her brother Snickers the Pomeranian atop their human.

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

meme depicting an exchange between a therapist, stating that the "jarjastroyer isn't real, it can't hurt you" followed by an image of a Lego Venator-class Republic cruiser modified to resemble Jar-Jar Binks.

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Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

My fam and I showed out in Lagrange, GA today #nokings

My self and my friend Jane. Jane has a stunning crown made from a lampshade.

Lagrangians line the town square

Lagrangians show out for No Kings

Waldo found at No Kings Lagrange

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

"Ope, did I hear a noise in the kitchen?"

Annie the beagle raises her head quickly at a potential sound of deliciousness in another room

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Annie's too embarrassed to try.

A beagle named Annie hiding her face against her caretaker's arm and her Pom brother's bungus.

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Donnie, out of his element.

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Carrollton GA today. My daughter's first rally! #HandsOff

Carrollton GA Hands Off rally 4/5/2025

Carrollton GA Hands Off rally 4/5/2025

My daughter's handmade sign. Carrollton GA Hands Off rally 4/5/2025

The fam at Carrollton GA Hands Off rally 4/5/2025

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Roux the tuxiegrrl and Boudreaux the lengthyboi in their natural habitat.

Annie the beagle and Snickers the Pomeranian in their natural habitat

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Automotive abomination Cybertruck wrapped in copper metallic awfulness.

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Boudreax, the World's Lengthiest Kittyboi, napping after tucking himself in around his people's peets.

Boudreax's butt paste, in lengthy 4 oz tube size.

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Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Roux the lil tuxedo kitty girl napping on the warmth of a charging phone.

A roux, simmering photogenically.

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Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Snickers, The World's Biggest Fella, a tan Pomeranian

Snickers bar, cloven in twain.

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Annie, the plucky orphan girl (Beagle form)

Annie, the plucky orphan girl (Urchin form)

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

Roux and Boudreaux, exhausted.

A small tuxedo cat named Roux sleeping on a nice, warm, charging cell phone.

Lengthyboi cat Boudreaux resting after tucking himself in around his human's sock feet.

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

Special boi coming through.

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 04/09/2024

My cutie pie in a frog jumper

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 20/08/2024

My job.

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Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 15/08/2024

@darthbluesky.bsky.social said he was the frog tag so ...

A Teacup Pomeranian named Snickers models his green hoodie with froggie eyes on his lil hood. His expression is one of mild distress and resigned indignation.

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 03/05/2024

As messy as it sounds

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Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 01/03/2024

If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you were using without explanation.

Two male cats engaged in a weird-off on boxes behind a piano.

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Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

Last image on your camera roll is what killed Kissenger

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 30/10/2023

While not pocusing, be sure to get your shongles shit.

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

My dog is big. Biggest fella east of the Pecos. Daggum, Snickers is big.

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

Boudreaux has claimed adult dog status. Congratulate him.

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

Snickers, Annie, and Matzah are perfectly lazy.

Flobby Bashpants @bobbyflashpants.bsky.social · 14/09/2023