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Bobby Beaulac

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⚾️ Seattle Mariners 🏈 Houston Texans 🏒 Vegas Golden Knights Video games, officiating, politics, and M:tG content. 🌎Auburn, WA 🎮 Now Playing: Hollow Knight: Silksong (PS5)

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Bobby Beaulac @bobbybeaulac.com · 19/09/2026
Muted Words
 Sophie Cunningham
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 Hide, Forever
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Bobby Beaulac @bobbybeaulac.com · 07/08/2026
I hope it will be… but I also love my office display and won’t be adding to it. 😕
Picture of many M:tG prerelease kits from over the last few years along with a few Commander deck boxes.
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Bobby Beaulac @bobbybeaulac.com · 23/07/2026
Muted Words
 Pat McAfee
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 Hide, Forever
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Bobby Beaulac @bobbybeaulac.com · 04/07/2026
There’s a lot worse I could have gotten!
12:50
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 scryfall.com
 is:commander legal:commander
 = Menu
 One random card from 3,348 cards where the cards can be your commander
 and it's legal in Commander. Repeat this random search
 Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant 1
 Legendary Creature - Human Noble Wizard
 (FRO
 When Joshua enters, discard up to two
 cards, then draw that many cards.
 3 2*, r: Exile Joshua, then return it
 to the battlefield transformed under its
 owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
 "In ashen grip, let ember glow, to kindle
 flames anew."
 4/4
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 FIN • EN A LIUS LASAHIDO
 3/4
 FFO SQUARE ENIX
 ™M & © 2025 Wizards of the Coast
 • Transform
 Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant
 Legendary Creature — Human Noble Wizard
 When Joshua enters. discard up to two cards. then draw
 t'
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Bobby Beaulac @bobbybeaulac.com · 21/04/2026
Hmmm. Since Prime is shared with me through my wife apparently that doesn’t seem to work?
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Bobby Beaulac @bobbybeaulac.com · 14/03/2026
If they fit, I’m sure I’ll love them. Little worried though just based off of how tight the Dragon Shields fit in these…
An Mlikero deck box off of Amazon, with a deck inside.
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Bobby Beaulac @bobbybeaulac.com · 06/03/2026
The nine cards that made me:
Lord of the Pit
 1
 Summon Demon
 Flying, trample
 During your upkeep, sacrifice a
 creature. If you cannot sacrifice a
 creature, Lord of the Pit deals 7
 damage to you.
 You cannot
 sacrifice Lord of the Pit to itself.
 Illus. Mark Tedin
 717
 Channel
 Sorcery
 Until end of turn, any time you
 could activate a mana ability, you
 may pay 1 life. If you do, add •.
 Illus. Richard Thomas
 •* & © 2022 Wizards of the Cone 412
 Mirko, Obsessive Theorist
 10$
 Legendary Creature - Vampire Detective
 Flying, vigilance
 Whenever you surveil, put a +1/+1
 counter on Mirko, Obsessive Theorist.
 At the beginning of your end step, you
 may return target creature card with
 power less than Mirko's from your
 gravevard to the battlefield with a finalitv
 Leviathan
 2
 0000
 TEDIN 90
 Summon Leviathan
 Trample
 Comes into play tapped and does not untap
 during your untap phase.
 During your upkeep, you may sacrifice two islands
 to untap Leviathan.
 Leviathan cannot attack unless you sacrifice two
 islands during your attack.
 • Illus. Mark Tedin
 1992 Wizards of the Coast.
 10/10
 Sorcery
 This spell costs 1 more to cast for
 each target beyond the first.
 Fireball deals X damage divided
 evenly, rounded down, among any
 number of targets.
 Illus. Mark Tedin
 and et the Came W4E
 Aminatou, Veil Piercer
 1*
 Legendary Creature - Human Wizard f
 At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 2.
 Look at the top two cards of your library, then
 put any number of them into your graveyard and
 the rest on top of your library in any order.)
 Each enchantment card in your hand has
 miracle. Its miracle cost is equal to its mana
 cost reduced by . (You may cast a card for its
 miracle cost when you draw it if it's the first card
 Counterspell
 3
 Instant
 Counter target spell.
 "The duel was going badly for me, and
 Zur thought I was finished. He boasted
 that he would eat my soul-but all he ate
 were his words. "
 -Gustha Ebbasdotter, Kjeldoran royal
 mage
 Williams
 Timmy, Power Gamer
 Summon Legend
 4 : Put a creature into play from
 your hand.
 Just wait till I get my Leviathan.
 Illus. Edward P. Beard, Jr.
 01093-1908 Wizards of the Coast, Inc. 6891 Col:BO,
 1/1
 Sephiroth’s Intervention
 3
 Instant
 Destroy target creature. You gain 2
 life.
 "Fate is not to be taken lightly, Cloud."
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Bobby Beaulac @bobbybeaulac.com · 18/01/2026
“Dear Lord, please let the franchise lose the game tape from this performance when they decide to give me more money than my play the last two years has ever deserved. Amen.”
The “franchise QB”
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Bobby Beaulac @bobbybeaulac.com · 17/01/2026
I saw this post last night and it’s stuck with me. Kinda sums up the damage that the lack of care has dealt here.
MaRo confirms TMNT promos are unintentional leaks
 957 upvotes • 250 comments
 Preachey • 14h
 Imagine some jaded MTG fan who just can't stand the
 direction of the game recently. The Hat sets, the invasion
 of UB into every aspect of the game, it's just not what he
 fell in love with. The poor guy is beaten down and
 disillusioned with the game.
 Then, a ray of sunshine through the clouds. A return to
 Lorwyn is announced. Finally, he is excited for a set. We're
 going back to a plane from when he was young and the
 'magic' in Magic was strong. When he was enamoured
 with the world, and the creatures, and the lore. The art,
 the concept, the cards. The evocative 'old days' of Magic:
 The Gathering, from a more carefree time of his life before
 adulthood and the happenings of the world weighed so
 heavily on him.
 Finally, a set which will remind him of the good days,
 where he can play true MTG for a while and forget about
 spiderman, racecars, and cheerleaders.
 He heads to prerelease, eager to share his excitement
 with others.
 He opens his kit, ready to explore Lorwyn.
 And gets a fucking ninja turtle Imao
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Bobby Beaulac @bobbybeaulac.com · 16/12/2025
I don’t know most of these but unless Scryfall is lying to me I think this one counts, and I haven’t seen it in the thread yet, and I think it’s my favorite?
Naughty
 Sorcery
 Search another target player's
 library for a card and put that
 card into your hand. Then
 shuffle that player's library.
 
 Nice
 Sorcery
 Search your library for a
 card and put it into another
 target player's hand. Then
 shuffle your library.
 Happy Holidays 2012
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Bobby Beaulac @bobbybeaulac.com · 07/12/2025
Mine are lame because I’m new to Commander. The third is a straight precon (and they all started as precons) but I do actually like the first two and I’ve made them into Bracket 3’s that perform pretty well.
Mirko, Obsessive TheoristAminatou, Veil PiercerCloud, Ex-SOLDIERA “Coming Soon” sign
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Bobby Beaulac @bobbybeaulac.com · 22/07/2025
Probably because Reddit doesn’t do this to me.
A paywall on the linked article (whether they want my email or my money, it’s still payment)
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Bobby Beaulac @bobbybeaulac.com · 16/07/2025
How in the hell was this piece of nightmare fuel not the choice for Washington?
Buoy, the terrifying NHL’s Seattle Kraken “mascot”
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Bobby Beaulac @bobbybeaulac.com · 13/07/2025
You never had one of these bad boys??
A first-party yellow N64 controller.
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Bobby Beaulac @bobbybeaulac.com · 13/04/2025
@boltthebee.bsky.social opened this tonight and immediately thought of you!
Foil Evolving Wilds from Magic: the Gathering’s Tarkir Dragonstorm set.
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Bobby Beaulac @bobbybeaulac.com · 15/03/2025
Guess who’s got two thumbs and **also** just got an MMR booster today? 👍👍 I have a spare finger for you too, RFK 🖕
RX#:
 M-M-R II VACCINE VIAL
 "New Rx"
 DATE: 03/14/2025
 NDC: 00006-4681-00
 RECONSTITUTE FOR SUBCUTANEOUS
 ADMINISTRATION. ADMINISTER IMMEDIATELY AFTER
 RECONSTITUTING. DISCARD RECONSTITUTED,
 REFRIGERATED VACCINE IF NOT ADMINISTERED WITHIN
 8 HOURS. INJECT SUBCUTANEOUSLY INTO|LEFT ARM| 1|
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Bobby Beaulac @bobbybeaulac.com · 13/02/2025
A photo from Negril, Jamaica of a beach at sunset.
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Bobby Beaulac @bobbybeaulac.com · 18/01/2025
Five years ago, my internet buddy @thedrawplay.com used my likeness for this comic. Whatever tomorrow brings- I hope it isn’t worse than this was. Go Texans!
A comic drawn by @thedrawplay.com. A Texans fan awakens in a hospital bed from a coma. The last thing he remembers is the Houston Texans whooping the Kansas City Chiefs 24-0 in the AFC Divisional game. He asks if they wound up winning and how the Texans are doing in the next round. The doctor and nurse look at each other and then hold the fan down to put him under again, with the doctor saying “trust me you want this.”
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