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Bobby Alonzo

@bobbyalonzo.bsky.social
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Indie filmmaker 🎥 Horror screenwriter 🔪 Music aficionado 🎧 he/him 🏳️‍🌈

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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 1h
Trailer for Tautó, my experimental horror feature film debut! An oppressive home refuses to release its two inhabitants, causing both men to gradually lose their senses of reality and identity. #horrorsky #filmsky youtu.be/OkvatzZcnKo?...
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Tautó Trailer | Experimental Horror Indie Feature
YouTube video by TAUTÓ
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stay tuned for the upcoming trailer release of Tautó, my experimental horror feature film debut!
Movie poster with title ‘TAUTÓ’ and tagline ‘EMBRACE IT’ featuring a distorted face
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me telling the characters in my scripts that I’m going to brutally murder and mutilate them to advance the plot
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I can and will actually
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
normal person: hi the republican party:
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Thinking of the protag for my next WIP
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Forgot to fubi my torpo so now my yeepies are progur 🙄
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
At least the devil’s lettuce doesn’t give me diarrhea. Just panic attacks
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
me adding stuff to my cart: hehe. Yay :) the state of California: THIS TOOTHBRUSH WILL GIVE YOU CANCER AND YOU WILL DIE
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Writer? I hardly know her! (I have writer’s block)
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Gay men will hear “take a hike” and assume it’s a date proposal instead of an insult
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If my stomach growls and you acknowledge it I will blast you with a sonic beam, reducing you to a smoldering pile of ash
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Some of you orange even glad I didn’t say banana and it shows
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Bored so I’m gonna send a bunch of spam emails to a customer who cussed at me in 2019. Take that Jody
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Sisyphus had it pretty easy with that boulder. He never had to do laundry
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Remembering a date I had in 2014 where we went to Twin Peaks in San Francisco and I yelled ‘who killed Laura Palmer’ and he didn’t understand the reference. That was the last time we saw each other
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Had a dream I was mistaken for being 22 so I’ll be riding that high all day
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Sometimes Too Shy by Kajagoogoo gets stuck in your head and you just have to deal with it
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
When your beta reader is harsher than you anticipated
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Don’t slap the ass that feeds you or whatever the saying is
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
*tips hat at ill woman* ma’lady
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Almost done with this rewrite and of course NOW I’m thinking of adding in a new character
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Boy lunch
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The FBI agent watching me through my webcam as I write the worst script they’ve ever read
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Roth Ira would make a beautiful name for a fiscally aware newborn
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Not to be a cringe millennial but sometimes there’s a dog that’s a heckin pupper
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I’m not family friendly I’m family hostile. Your kids are ugly and your husband has a flat ass. I’ll stab you
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Me: I’m gonna write so much today :) The word document:
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
me as a judge: do you pinky promise you didn’t commit those atrocities
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I wonder if reverse catfish exist like a hot person will pretend to be someone ugly and when they meet someone for the first time it’s like surprise shitwad
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
When you try petting the stray cat but they run away
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
There’s no better high than finishing a script/rewrite. Will I hate it when I read it? Absolutely. But I’ll bask in this afterglow in the meantime
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Happy Monday let’s write those scripts
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This is what it’s all about
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Does anyone else get hiccups when they eat too fast or am I simply a beast
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween to all my queer followers!! If you’re straight have a good day too I guess
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Tackling this script revision without a clearly defined beat sheet
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Do you think average joe and smart aleck ever explored each other’s bodies
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Those aren’t typos they’re my friends
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Someone’s ready for Halloween
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I will finish this rewrite I will finish this rewrite I will finish this rewrite I will finish this rewrite I will finish this rewrite I will finish
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Draft 1 / Draft 2
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
It’s only a matter of time before RFK Jr. bans the cootie shot. Don’t you dare touch our circles or dots
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
IT’S TIME
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
What do you mean Toy Soldiers and Small Soldiers aren’t the same movie
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Was feeling fine talking to myself until I realized I failed the bechdel test 😔
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
When people ask why I’m a writer
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Homophobes need to start calling us pretty boys again. Tell me I’m the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen. I’d consider you an ally
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I love being a trendsetter (eating chocolate while exercising)
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Bobby Alonzo @bobbyalonzo.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I will finish this WIP I will finish this WIP I will finish this WIP I will finish this WIP I will finish this WIP I will finish
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