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Bob Armstrong

@bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social
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Novelist, hiker, collector of experiences, occasional open-mic comedian. Go-to karaoke songs: That's Life, Psycho Killer, The Weight. Writings on Substack at wanderingwriterbobarmstrong.

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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I've been interviewing writers this summer about their travels, their favourite books on travel and the influence of travel on their work. Today, I'm interviewing myself. substack.com/home/post/p-...
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Writers who travel, part five
Wrapping up the series by interviewing myself
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
To paraphrase Martha, Mick and Bruce, summer's here and the time is right for walking in the streets. armstrongb.substack.com/p/step-by-step
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Step by step
Walking through history, literature, mountains and cities
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Thoughts during a six-day hike in the Cevennes mountains: I want to feel the earth beneath my feet before it's over my head. substack.com/home/post/p-...
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Travels sans Donkey in the Cevennes
The wonders of walking through time and place
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Who's up for a little time-travel crime caper? From Pistol Jim Press, purveyors of fine short crime fiction: pistoljimpress.substack.com/p/long-count...
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Long Count, Long Con by Bob Armstrong
from Time is a Dog's Breakfast: a Pistol Jim Press series
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I used a line from Shakespeare as the headline for an essay on my lifelong attempts to learn a second or third language, but I could have gone with Beckett: "Try again. Fail again. Fail better." armstrongb.substack.com/p/words-word...
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Words, words, words
A non-linguist's adventures in language learning
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
It's not exactly news of global importance, but if anybody wants to join me in thanking that one special teacher, go ahead. armstrongb.substack.com/p/thank-you-...
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Thank you Mr. Bolger and Mr. Tolkien
The teacher and the novelist who set me on the road
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
While writing this piece about travels through Minnesota, I discovered that this March an exhibition of art from 1920s and 30s Germany opens at the Minneapolis Art Institute. (If you wrote that in a novel, critics would say it's too on-the-nose.) armstrongb.substack.com/p/minnesota-...
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Minnesota Nice
Encounters with the friendliest, and most Canadian, of all states
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Any other writers out there using Substack for work they love that seems unpublishable any other way? armstrongb.substack.com/p/le-salon-d...
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Le Salon des Refusés VIII
My favourite among my stories is an alternative-timeline pirate tale set in a world where the Ottomans won the 1571 Battle of Lepanto. It's also my most most unpublishable.
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
In a total coincidence, ICE hired thousands of new agents last year and you stopped hearing about the Proud Boys.
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
On this New Years Day, take a trip back to 1995 in this 30th anniversary appreciation of one of my favourite novels. armstrongb.substack.com/p/a-message-...
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A message from 1995
A 30th anniversary appreciation of Martin Amis's The Information
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
On calling it quits at my day job: armstrongb.substack.com/p/four-score...
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Four score and twenty-four hundred speeches ago
Reflections of a former speechwriter.
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Four of my short/flash stories inspired by objects in museums were published in a special issue of The MockingOwl Roost magazine. (Just click on the down arrow on the large cover image to scroll through the magazine.) www.mockingowlroost.com/blog/walk-th...
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A Walk Through the Museum: Where Artifacts Whisper Their Stories
Step through the grand doors of our latest issue, “A Walk Through the Museum,” wherein each piece – whether poem or short story – found inspiration in an artifact, historical site, or artwork. The col...
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
"The physical world is a story the universe tells us." Thoughts on travel, stumbling on stories and making sense of it all. armstrongb.substack.com/p/of-castles...
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Of castles and polka dots
On encountering new stories while travelling
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I had a great experience this fall preparing my story Name Your Oppressor for publication in Inlandia, the literary journal of the Riverside CA-based Inlandia Institute. It's a great place to send your work. inlandiajournal.net/fall-2025-vo...
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Hope by Gretchen Bartels-Ray Name Your Oppressor San Francisco, California, 1896 A darkening sky, ash settling on the hay. A lake, silt red, storm frothed. A pitchfork, a basket, forty-three bushel…
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
If you're tired of current events, I've got 1500 words on the fur trade for you, right here: armstrongb.substack.com/p/an-old-sto...
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An old story given new life
Encounters with the fur trade in person and on the page
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
In light of recent news, I can't be the only one thinking about Alex Garland's 2024 film Civil War, Omar El-Akkad's 2017 novel American War and the Talking Heads' Life During Wartime, can I? open.substack.com/pub/armstron...
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Life During (Civil) Wartime
Fratricidal breakdowns in novels, films, music and reality
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I was thinking about rejection recently and decided I'd share with you my most-rejected short story (40+). armstrongb.substack.com/p/name-your-...
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Le Salon des Refusés
Does this stuff suck, am I ahead of my time, or is this William Goldman's Law in action?
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Connecting all the coloured threads on my basement wall in my latest Substack post about AI, DEI, literary festivals and more. armstrongb.substack.com/p/of-trojan-...
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Got a jack, Jack? (Lessons from three great Canadian road trips.) armstrongb.substack.com/p/road-tripp...
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Road-tripping in Canada this year?
Three reminders to keep your cool and bring a jack
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Surveys are showing that Canadians aren't doing their usual road trips to the U.S. this year, so in honour (with a u) of Canada Day I've put together my personal Canadian road trip playlist. Happy trails. armstrongb.substack.com/p/get-your-m...
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
It's summer! Time to get out an explore. Maybe. Depending on what your genes are telling you. armstrongb.substack.com/p/if-explori...
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If exploring is in our genes, why are jeans bad exploring pants?
On Alex Hutchinson's The Explorer's Genes
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Is Sunday your curl-up-with-a-book day? Thoughts on reading and writing big books, and what fiction is for, after the link. armstrongb.substack.com/p/i-like-big...
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I like big books and I cannot lie
On enjoying junk in my literary trunk
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
It really hinders your effort to trim your novel when you keep reading chapters and pumping your fist and shouting "this fuckin' rules!"
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
A big announcement and a history-buff nerdfest on my Substack today. armstrongb.substack.com/p/canadians-...
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Canadians in the Wild West, then and now
My new book contract and my explanation for writing about the Wild West while living in the Elbows Up North
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The growth of smuggling in the tariff-happy U.S.A. is going to open up all kinds of career opportunities for raffish, sardonic tough guys with hearts of gold.
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
From today's Rally for Canada at the Manitoba Legislative Building. We're not huge flag wavers up here, so it takes something pretty unusual to make us to do this.
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
So I wrote a piece about travel anxiety and kind of forgot to mention the fear I had throughout my trip that just as I got home the world would be plunged into economic disaster. armstrongb.substack.com/p/welcome-to...
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Thinking about trade wars, broken alliances, devastated public health programs, Batman and Rush this week. How about you. armstrongb.substack.com/p/of-nerds-a...
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Of nerds and prophets
Dispatches from beyond the word "why"
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Looks as if all the Oscars tonight went to the pre-show favourites. The night's only surprise was that Gray's Anatomy is still on the air.
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Two books that set me up for a lifelong literary interest - and a link to an award-winning story. armstrongb.substack.com/p/the-1870s-...
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The 1870s bring out the best in me
Follow the link to read my story Clay Allison's Girl
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I'm getting ready on my Substack for end-of-the-year thought pieces. armstrongb.substack.com/p/word-of-th...
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Word of the Year: an early front-runner
Please prove me wrong, world
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I'm not saying this is the most depressing online phenomenon, but those writers' pitch events that are all: YA fantasy franchise X Other YA fantasy franchise <Mood board of AI generated images> are pretty goddam bleak.
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Any writers out there working on their second half-century? Here's a story of mine that's just come out from Thin Skin, a literary magazine showcasing writers 50 and older. thin-skin.com/shortstory/o...
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Order Carnivora - Thin Skin
I took out a pocket calculator and started estimating. Fifty pounds of brisket at six dollars a pound. One good-sized rack of beef ribs for maybe eighty dollars. Nine pounds of beef heart at eight dol...
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Inauguration day minus 2 and I'm in a bit of a No Pasaran mood up here. More on my Substack. armstrongb.substack.com/p/on-the-zom...
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On the zombie-like return of manifest destiny
And my unproduced play about American expansion northward
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Is there any chance at all he can be talked into moving the inauguration back outside? millercenter.org/president/ha...
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William Harrison: Death of the President | Miller Center
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Bob's tribute to Bob. On my Substack. armstrongb.substack.com/p/how-does-i...
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How does it feeeel?
A Bob Dylan fan's life
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
In case your new year's resolutions included cleaning up your bookcases... open.substack.com/pub/armstron...
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Thoughts on an often-underappreciated genre and a year in writing on my Substack. armstrongb.substack.com/p/into-the-w...
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Into the West (again)
A prize-winning story, a new review and an old source of inspiration
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Thoughts on one of Canada's greatest living novelists, from The Literary Review of Canada. reviewcanada.ca/magazine/202...
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Wise Guy | Literary Review of Canada
Bob Armstrong reviews “Because Somebody Asked Me To,” written by Guy Vanderhaeghe and published by Thistledown Press.
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Ever go back to a book you loved decades ago? substack.com/home/post/p-...
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On re-reading a beloved book
My debt to Mark Helprin and my love of snow come together in 700 pages of literary magic
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Today's writing prompt:
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Writers: are you a cod or a primate? bobarmstrong.ca/2024/12/03/y...
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You can’t win if you don’t buy a ticket – Bob Armstrong
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
<Norman Rockwell man stands to speak image> Steely Dan is not "yacht rock." That term should be reserved for music that evokes the feeling of relaxing on or by the sea, not for complex music expressing worldly cynicism.
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I'm seeing a lot more anime-style drawings in my feed (optimum number = 0) and I suspect it's because when I first signed up for this account I indicated that one of my interests is art. Would it help if I retracted that? I hate art, okay?
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Pour a Saturday morning-sized cup of the good coffee and follow the link to my latest published story, as well as thoughts on the story-making process. substack.com/home/post/p-...
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He's just a sweet transgressor of government policy
Why a disgraced charmer ended up in beautiful Haida Gwaii
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
A disgraced ex-politician, exiled to his personal St. Helena, ponders guilt and redemption in my story I Know You, recently published by Erato Magazine. eratomagazine.com/2024/10/14/i...
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I Know You by Bob Armstrong
A disgraced ex-politician considers what he’s missed all these years.
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Might as well kickstart my Bluesky experience with my latest published short story, from Roi Faineant Press. www.roifaineantpress.com/post/vanlife...
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"@VanlifewithJosh&Siobhan" by Bob Armstrong
Wes Anderson’s leaning forlornly at the edge of a deserted gravel road, but instead of doing anything about it, Josh is getting his drone ready to fly. I’m fixing my hair and refreshing my makeup. Dar...
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Bob Armstrong @bobarmstrongwriter.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
New arrival here, expecting fewer bots and psychos than elsewhere. Hope I'm not disappointed.
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