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Bob Loblaw

@bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social
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Father, husband, retired from Air Navigation simulation, PG rated corporate comedian. Check out my YouTube video.

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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 1h
"negotiations" between Alberta Separation Supporters(A.S.Ses) and the Federal gov. ASSes- we demand all oil revenues go to Alberta! Feds- No. Next. . ASSes- But, it's ours! Feds- No, it isn't. Next. ASSes- we won't makee anymore equalization payments. Feds- You don't make any now. Next. Cont.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 5h
Maple Magas are finding the same thing #MAGA #Alberta #MapleMaga
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Deleted the threads app. Was heading down a rabbit hole of anger. Another addiction to overcome.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watched the first episode of Colin From Accounts. Funny stuff.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My opening act Myself Very different sets, but it worked.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ah-yup
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Anybody else feel like the parents, next door, went on vacation, and let the alcoholic, meth head, pedophilic uncle watching the house, and kids and now he's gone on a brain damaged bender, but no-one wants to say anything, because he has the keys to the gun cabinet, and doesn't care,
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Testosterone is a hormone. Injecting someone with Testosterone, because they don't produce enough naturally is HRT, hormone replacement therapy. HRT is part of gender affirming care. Smegbreath is advocating for gender affirming care in military. He's more progressive than I thought. Cool.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Long rant here. In 2009, Kia Canada sold a model called the Magentis. Exact same car as the Optima, just a different name on the trunk. We have one. Guess what! Kia Canada doesn't sell a windshield for the Kia Magentis.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Damn straight! And proud of it.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This week I had lots of interaction with RBC. Wednesday, I got word that my visa card had been compromised. The bank was on top of it. Thursday, my debit card got eaten by the ATM. Again, rapid resolution. Thanks RBC.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Every time Scott Jennings is on TV, ask him if he's spoken to Mitch McConnell. Every fucking time!
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hearing a lie. Knowing it's a lie Repeating the lie, while knowing it's a lie. Defending the lie at all costs. Repeating this behavior dozens of times Never wavering in loyalty. Denying facts, to protect the liar. THAT'S Trump Derangement Syndrome
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
If, after 38 announcements, that fail to materialize, every time, you're still thinking "yeah! He's got them right where he wants them!", THAT'S derangement. Jeezus!
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Bullies. Grade 11. 1977. Strathcona Comp. I was bullied, threatened, hunted mercilessly. Every day An entire school year. Ten months of terror. Because he thought I was gay. I'm not, but that's irrelevant.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Hmmmm. Thoughts?
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Make it awkward at the pharmacy Ask for Anus-ol instead of Anu-sol. Ask what flavours they have, and if they have a fitting room.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Wab spanked Dani so bad, she needs a safe word #Alberta #UCP #Canada #Kananaskis
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every person that signed the Freedom Alberta petition should have to share in the cost of the referendum. #Alberta
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
#UCP #Alberta I heard Marlaina's announcement on the radio. The part about holding a referendum on holding a referendum, was typical Dani double talk. The part about the courts interfering with people's democratic rights made me want to puke. Two words Premier Smith NOT WITHSTANDING.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Mowing the back yard, a mallard mom flew out from our lilacs. I thought "What is she doing here?" She has a nest with six eggs in our fenced yard. Pretty cool.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Drain the swamp.
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Princess Bride: I Do Not Think It Means
ALT: Princess Bride: I Do Not Think It Means
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
" I only hire the best people."
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Oh Really? O RLY? Meme Reaction
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
@vancityreynolds.bsky.social One of the most impressive character depictions I have seen. The Odyssey. You were so good in that series, that it stuck with me all these years.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hear me out. Provinces are created through an act of parliament. So the dissolution and redrawing of borders could be enacted the same way. Get rid of Alberta entirely.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I keep seeing the term Christian Nationalist. There's no such thing. You can be a Christian, or you can be a Nationalist. You can't be both. For perspective Believing in Christ, and following Christ, are two different things.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This is why I do what I do.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Ah-yup. Where have we seen this strategy before? #Bigots #scumbags
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
12,419 days sober. 34 years. Life has not been perfect, but it's certainly been better. #soberlife #sober #change #addiction
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
This sweet boy has here for 6wks. He was 6lbs, scared, dirty, shabby and missing tufts of fur. He hid and cried. He ate his food like none was coming again. Now 12.5lbs, lovey dovey, cuddly and playful.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Looks like this loving boy will get a furever home soon. We'll miss him.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
My review from last night. That's the end of this Christmas season for me.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
#Comedy in Alberta. -36°C. Four hour drive, each way. 90 minutes on stage. Wonderful, appreciative audience.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
The next time someone says "I didn't vote for this ", ask them "Did you vote against it?"
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I got to entertain for a village hall in Central Alberta last night. Dinner, grape Crush, and 90 minutes of stories by yours truly.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Marlaina has the Alberta Pension Plan under control. With the number of seniors that will die, because they can't afford healthcare, the APP will be running a surplus in no time. I have trouble believing that people voted for this shit. #UCP #DanielleSmith #Alberta
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Oprah gave the world Dr.Phil, and Dr.Oz. She's evil.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Fixed, chipped, and vaccinated. He's looking at me like "Where are my balls?" Cats don't even get a cone. Poor little bugger. #Catsky
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
He's getting fixed tomorrow. (I haven't told him yet) #catsofbluesky
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Went to #CapitalDodge to get a headlight replaced under warranty. "It's not under warranty. " So it's not bumper to bumper? "It is,but not after 1yr or 20k." Here's my warranty. Show me. "They don't show everything that's excluded." Here's the list of what's excluded.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
First booking of 2026!
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Whenever focus shifts from hatred and bigotry a little, someone gets shot by an enemy of the state. If I was conspiracy minded...
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
He's out cold. If you're looking for a cuddly boy that trusts you this much, ZOE's Animal Rescue. @catsofbluesky.bsky.social #cats @weirdlilguys.bsky.social
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Our foster kitty, Cillian. He came to us two weeks ago, skinny and scared of everything. Whoever adopts this precious boy will get an overdose of love and affection.
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This sign is misleading. It went everywhere! #sign #oops
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
On the set of the TV series Billy The Kid last spring. I'm sitting on the left. #showbiz #background
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Things I know from experience- Although they all smell different from a distance, up close, when they explode, propane, natural gas and naphtha all smell like burnt hair. #experience
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Anybody else find it ironic that British protesters are bitching about foreigners ruining their country?
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Bob Loblaw @bob-loblaw-comic.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
You know how in horror movies, when the dark entity is destroyed, all the people under their spell, that have been doing horrible shit for the whole movie, suddenly wake up and become good people? "Where am I?" "What happened?" "Oh my God! What did I do?" Do you think that'll happen?
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