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Dime Store Philosopher; Flawed Human; Quixotic Fantast; Democratic Socialist 🇨🇦 Coffee Flows Through My Veins #MentalHealth - #BDII #BPD #ADHD Blocked By Some. Muted By Others. Tolerated By Most. Matthew 25:40 Matthew 7:1-3 Acts 2:44-45 1 Timothy 6:10

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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A good day to post this clip. Always makes me laugh.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
                  The
                Paper Bag Princess


Story * Robert Munseh      Art * Michael Martchenko

A girl, wearing a paper bag as a dress, is standing outside an open door. (That seemingly opens outward, for some reason?)
A dragon's head is halfway through the doorway.
It is wearing a bib, and there are bones scattered around, and smoke encircling its head.

The Paper Bag Princess is a classic children's picture book written by Robert Munsch and illustrated by Michael Martchenko.
First published in 1980 by Annick Press, the story subverts traditional fairy tale tropes by having a resourceful princess rescue an ungrateful prince.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Batman: The Movie 1966 Star Trek: The Motion Picture 1979 Back to The Future 1985
Batman (aka Batman: The Movie) 1966 Movie Poster

I apologise but there is WAY too much text to put here... and the insanity of what is going on in the picture is just too much.
It's just a mishmash of cutout images pasted on some weird yellow floor.
We see Cesar Romero's Joker, Frank Gorshin's Riddler, Lee Meriwether's Catwoman, [no Burgess Merideth's Penguin for some reason], the Batcomputer, the Batmobile, the Batcopter, a couple of guys seemingly knocked out, and, of course Adam West's Batman, and Burt Ward's Robin.             Star Trek
                 The
               Motion
               Picture

A picture of the U.S.S. Enterprise in space, a rainbow transporter looking beam encompasses the ship, and her deflector dish is lit up for some reason.               BACK
          TO   FUTURE  (logo)
        THE

Marty is standing, lifting a pair of shades off his face, looking at his watch.
His right leg is inside of the DeLorean of which the door is up / open and emitting a bright light from within.
There are flaming tire tracks... and this artist somehow managed to have one of them up the bottom of Marty's left leg meaning he will immolate shortly and disappear from the timeline.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
 THEY'RE BACK                                        ... IN THEIR
                                                                    MUMMY'S
                                                                       ARMS!

An illustration:

Our fearful stars being held, clearly against their wills, by a mummy.

There are people running from the left hand side
There is a woman on the right hand foreground wearing a pink(?) dress.

                                BUD               LOU
                          ABBOTT and COSTELLO

                                                       MEET
                                     The Mummy

with
MARIE WINDSOR . MICHAEL ANSARA
                            and
                    PEGGY KING

Directed by CHARLES LAMONT . Screenplay by JOHN GRANT - Produced by HOWARD CHRISTIE
      A UNIVERSAL-INTERNATIONAL PICTURE
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kind of a cheat because it's technically a TV miniseries... but this left me the most unsettled by a huge margin. (Note: I'm not really a horror guy (I'm a huge wuss), but watched this alone as a tween in a dark basement to prove my mettle to myself. Then I vowed to never, ever watch it again. 🤣)
                                  The Master of Horror
                                  unleashes everything
                                you were ever afraid of.

                                           STEPHEN
                                              KING'S
                                                   IT


                                            [CREDITS]
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've got two that I will always suggest: Attack the Block [2011] Gunpowder Milkshake [2021]
The movie poster for "Attack The Block"
A group of unruly teens, and (pre-Who) Jodie Whittaker, standing in front of an apartment building with a London's skyline in the background.

                           INNER CITY VS OUTER SPACE
                   ATTACK THE(written vertically) BLOCK
           FROM THE PRODUCERS OF SHAUN OF THE DEAD                                                       WITH         WITH           AND
  KAREN       LENA      CARLA   MICHELLE   ANGELA       PAUL
  GILLAN   HEADEY   GUGINO     YEOH       BASSETT  GIAMATTI

[L-R; B-F]
Gillan, Headey
Gugino, Bassett, Yeoh, a car
They're all holding some sort of weapon, except the car.

                                       GUNPOWDER
                                        MILKSHAKE

                                         A FILM BY
                                  NAVOT PAPUSHADO
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Warning: Spoilers for an almost 40 yr old movie in ALT.
Maxwell "Max" Lawrence is the main antagonist of the 1987 classic The Lost Boys. He is the secret head vampire that commands David and his gang.

He was portrayed by the late Edward Herrmann.

Picture of Max as a human.Maxwell "Max" Lawrence is the main antagonist of the 1987 classic The Lost Boys. He is the secret head vampire that commands David and his gang.

He was portrayed by the late Edward Herrmann.

Picture of Max as a vampire.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I found this easter egg myself... but Googled it to make sure it wasn't for some other reason. The VLC cone changes if you watch Kill Bill!
VLC Media Player

The cone logo has changed from orange and light grey to yellow and dark grey, and it has a splotch of blood on the left hand side.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's time for a midweek mood check! Use a GIF, pic, or vid to share how you are feeling today 🖤 (I had posted something else but it was a li'l darker than I'm actually feeling... this sums it up pretty well, though.)
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Muppet Show (1974)
A poster for "The Muppet Show"
(L-R; B-F)
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew; Waldorf & Statler; Link Heartthrob; Dr. Teeth; Beaker
Lew Zealand; Animal; Floyd Pepper; Rowlf the Dog
Fozzie Bear; Miss Piggy; Camilla the Chicken; Scooter
Gonzo; Kermit the Frog
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
name your fav film trilogy.
(From L-R)
Doc Brown (Christopher Lloyd) in 1886, George McFly (Crispin Glover) in 1954, Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox) in his 1984 outfit, Lorraine McFly (Lea Thompson) in 1954, Griff Tannen (Thomas F. Wilson) in 2014.

                 BACK TO THE FUTURE LOGO
                                  THE COMPLETE TRILOGY

A picture of the Delorean lit up as it begins to travel through time; fiery tire tracks left in its wake.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is still one of my favourite movies.
                  More Entertaining Than Humanly Possible!

"Frankly, Miss Piggy;
 I don't give a hoot!"

In the background, a muted image of Miss Piggy holding Kermit the Frog in her arms, in front of a rainbow.
Below, The Muppet gang is in Fozzie's Studebaker on the road to Hollywood.

                             "THE MUPPET MOVIE"
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Joking about this scene being true is becoming less & less of a joke all the time. To NOT go barrelling into Nihilism has been one of my biggest challenges as of late. There's still a spark of hope that keeps me from giving up completely, luckily. It's probably why I watch Ted Lasso obsessively.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Out of those 4? (The "Community" chaos sequence is a very, very close second.)
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😆
WrestleChaps is for Everyone*- *Exce ... @wrestlechaps.b ...
   Replied to you

Piddington is the home of Piddington Beir. He loves Mirmilide
Sindwiches.

You've seen him. He wears a duffel coit.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The placement of these two posts is pretty hilarious... and kinda' makes your point.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
Chidi Anagonye (William Jackson Harper) is standing in front of a yellow wall.

He is wearing khakis, and an off-white shirt, blue sweater vest and blue tie.

He is nervously smirking, and waving with his right hand.

(William Jackson Harper's pinkie sticks WAY out.)
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That picture of angry Tr*mp leaving his meeting with the Irish President makes me so happy. Every time he's told "No", he shows what a fragile little bitch he is. What rambling insanity is he going to post later? I'm guessing it's a less-than-veiled misogynistic tirade saying how terrible she is.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I completely randomly just came across this GIF on a forum post from 2013 (I'm kinda' shocked that it's still being hosted), and I feel that the world needs to be made aware of existence. 🤣 I know not for what purpose it could be "memed" but it is insane & amazing, and I love it.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Animaniacs: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner looking as if they're about to cry.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
               This Be The Verse
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.

- Philip Larkin (1922-1985)
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September.
A black and white photo of (L-R) Bill Bixby, Mr. Fred Rogers, and Lou Ferrigno (in his "The Incredible Hulk" costume)
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Seriously, at this point, if he attends another meeting of world leaders, they should drop all pretense and just point and laugh whenever Tr*mp walks in the room. Give him the ol' "Didn't See You, Walking Away" anytime he tries to shake their hand. Or, you know, be like Francis:
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Blackheart Lio Rush freaking out The Rascalz
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Edge giving someone (Cena?) a con-chair-to.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm playing my "AEW Buys WWE" scenario in #EWR. Shahid Khan retired from AEW at the end of the month... and then this happens. Oh, the irony. 🤣 I love this game. 😆 (Except Digital Kenny Omega. He's just an ass.)
Screenshot from EWR:

                       Nick Khan has taken over control of AEW!
ALL ELITE
     AEW
WRESTLING
[AEW logo]
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tr*mp is such a little Baby Boomer bitch.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
QTP with a GIF of your favorite Pokemon (wrong answers only)
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
DUDE! WTF?!? He's so getting suspended for a month. At least it's just a month this time. That's "The Trifecta of No-Nos" in this game for Omega now. What a maroon. (I'm guessing that him, TK, and The Bucks probably play(ed) EWR/TEW... I wonder if they'd get a kick out of all of this. 🤣)
Screenshot from EWR:


Extreme Warfare Revenge : Incident

                        Incident Report # 1
       [picture of smug looking Kenny Omega]
Kenny Omega publically blasted our promotion
during a radio show interview!
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is certainly not the response that I expected to get to this post... but I love this reply from @goodworkdept.bsky.social so much! It's great advice, actually. They're certainly not wrong! 🤣
Good Work Dept.                                                                     + Follow
@goodworkdept.bsky.social

The hiring filter here is availability: if digital Kenny Omega keeps getting
injured during a feud, his great stats are an incomplete résumé. Check
the failure pattern before handing over the title.

6:58 AM - Aug 24, 2026
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Do you think that Australia would allow Canada to borrow this tradition? We promise that it'll be one of the many punishments that we bestow on anyone in the US on board with this "take over Canada" bullshit... well, "take over the world" bullshit, I guess. It's just a little kick in the bum. 🤷
The legs of someone standing in a doorway.
On their right foot is a shoe.
On their left is an enormous boot, probably steel-toed.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Pro-wrestling manager Oliver Humperdink at ringside; he's dressed in a shiny, multicoloured tuxedo, and holding a scepter (?).
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Why does digital Kenny Omega hate me so much? Why hath he forsaken me again? Almost every game he either does this or gets injured... and always whilst he's in a feud. Why do I keep hiring him? 😅 He's got great stats but... jeepers. He was supposed to win the title, too. Sunamagum. #EWR 🤼
Screenshot from EWR

(Picture of Kenny Omega)             Kenny Omega
                                        (Male, 38, Lightweight, Canadian)
Contract     Written, for 4 months, at $120,000 per month

Notes          None

Status         Currently in rehab [highlighted by me]

Position      Main Eventer

Disposition Face

Gimmick     Hero
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was so tempted, but I've already brought my little fed up to national size... I'm going to keep with it and try to take them down, instead. 😁👍 #EWR 📝 🎮
Screenshot from EWR:
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Extreme Warfare Revenge : Incident

                     Incident Report # 1

AEW owner Dann Read would like to offer you a
job. AEW are at Global level at the moment, with
92% public image. You would have $152757280 to
begin with.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The last film or TV show you watched is how you die:
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A person in a lucha mask.
It is a shiny metallic green with silver and black accents.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Right now???
Lois Griffin (from Family Guy) sits at the kitchen table with a pink tablecloth.
There is a multi-picture frame slightly showing on the wall over her left shoulder.
There is a doorway behind her to her right with another door across the hall.
She is staring at a pill bottle on the counter across the room.
She is labelled "ME", and a picture of the cast of TED LASSO on the bottle's label.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"The Muppets"' Bean Bunny; a tan bunny, wearing a red coat and blue scarf.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I booked a 41/2★ show, think you can book five stars? 5starbooker.com/s/xByDWJHCYBs All Promotions, All Battle Royals The Field: 1st Name at the Top of the List From Each Spin (I had to start twice as I was booking too quickly the 1st time, and the server got angry. 😅)
41/2★
STRONG SHOW
MODE . STATS

LIVE FROM AORE NAGAOKA · NAGAOKA, NIIGATA, JAPAN

****.
Alf Johnson def. Antonio Inoki *, Ric Flair *, Mayumi Ozaki, Mad Dog Connelly, Manami Toyota *, Robbie Eagles, Paul Ellering, Arez, Kazuki Hashimoto
Main Event . NJPW Feb 1981 vs MLP Nov 1979 vs OZ Academy Sep 2024 vs Warrior Wrestling Mar 2026 vs OZ Academy May 2006 vs PWA Jun 2025 vs Mid-South Jan 1981 vs F1RST Mar 2022 vs BJW Apr 2014 vs Minneapolis Territory Apr 1942

Jerry Stubbs def. Tony Deppen, Pete Dunne, Bryan Danielson *, Jesse Ventura, JT Dunn, Mad Man Pondo, Abilene Maverick, Eddie Guerrero *, Hard Boiled Haggerty
Semi-Main - MLW Nov 2023 vs OTT Nov 2014 vs ROH Feb 2005 vs JCP Jan 1978 vs Vancouver May 1976 vs Limitless Wrestling Jan 2020 vs IWA Mid-South Apr 1997 vs Women Of Wrestling May 2017 vs WCW Jan 1997 vs MLP Dec 1956

******
Genichiro Tenryu * def. Steve Corino, Zicky Dice, Jumbo Tsuruta *, Randy Savage *, The Dirty White Boy, Roderick Strong, Christian York, Dave Ruhl, Terry Funk *
Match 3 . FCF Wrestling Oct 2008 vs NWA Jan 2017 vs AJPW Apr 1986 vs CWA Mar 1984 vs Portland Apr 1991 vs CZW Mar 2004 vs AJPW Dec 1979 vs NWA Jan 1998 vs Stampede Dec 1960 vs Stampede Jul 1976

*****
Eli Drake def. Chris Jericho *, Kaori Yoneyama, Ricochet, Danny Little Bear, AJ Styles *, Kaho Kobayashi, Jerry Monti, Matt Striker, The Yellow Dog
Match 2 . WCW Jan 1999 vs OZ Academy Jan 2017 vs UWN Apr 2016 vs WrestlePro Apr 2026 vs Central States Mar 1971 vs TNA Dec 2008 vs OZ Academy Oct 2017 vs San Francisco Mar 1980 vs CAP Aug 2026 vs F1RST Jan 2016

******
Mad Man Manson def. Mike Quackenbush, Billy Robinson *, Super Dragon, Cara Noir, Eugene, Mitsuharu Misawa *, Jushin Thunder Liger *, Miyuki Takase, Shawn Michaels *
Opener . CZW Mar 2005 vs Toronto Mar 1978 vs All Star Wrestling Mar 2011 vs GCW Jun 2004 vs PROGRESS Jul 2021 vs Ukrainian Wrestling Arena Jan 2025 vs NOAH Aug 2006 vs WCW May 1996 vs AWG Dec 2020 vs WWF Oct 1994
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
How it's currently going for the 'E in my most recent #EWR game. I'm SO close to being able to buy them... the closest I've been in 20 years of playing this game. I'll keep you apprised. 😆
In this column i'm going to be taking a look at WWE (WWE). Currently trading at a
regional level, and run by Jim Miller, they are said to be financially healthy. Currently
they are charging $20 for what is described as a very conservative type of show. Two
of their most key assets are Darby Allin, who is the most talented performer on the
roster, and Christian Cage, their most bankable star in terms of drawing power. In
total, WWE have 32 workers on their roster, 7 staff members, and 1 TV show. They
are the number 14 promotion in North America.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Attack The Block [2011]
The movie poster for "Attack The Block"
A group of unruly teens, and (pre-Who) Jodie Whittaker, standing in front of an apartment building with a London's skyline in the background.

                           INNER CITY VS OUTER SPACE
                   ATTACK THE(written vertically) BLOCK
           FROM THE PRODUCERS OF SHAUN OF THE DEAD
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'll take "WTF?!?" for $2000, please, Alex. (They're Global @ 100% popularity... Digital TK must've really pissed off TBS. Although, in my other game - as AEW - I did it purposely because I wanted to end the contract... but I don't see this 2002 text based game being that smart. 🤣) #EWR
A screenshot from my current EWR game

From     TV News                                                 Received     05-04-27
Message   1 of 1

                 Message
AEW Dynamite has not been renewed by TBS!
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Marina Shafir looking like she's about to kick your ass.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Jon Moxley, shirtless, flipping the double bird with kind of an angry smirk on his face.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Also... did this surprise anyone else? 🤣 Like, wait... what? 6 3/4* Really??
Screenshot from 5* Booker Showing the Surprising Results of a Match from The Alter Ego Continental Cup

Cactus Jack
Sasquatch
* * * * * * * 61/4*
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Initial 16; 1st Draw; Quarterfinal Results; Semifinal Results
Screenshot from 5* Booker Showing The Initial 16 Participants of the Continental Cup Tournament

Cactus Jack
Mankind
American Dragon
Bryan Danielson
Daniel Bryan
Mean Mark
The Undertaker
Ricky Steamboat
The Dragon
Rocky Maivia
The Rock
The Ringmaster
Steve Austin
Goldust
Dustin Rhodes
SasquatchScreenshot from 5* Booker Showing The 1st Round Draw of the Continental Cup Tournament

Goldust
Dustin Rhodes

Rocky Maivia
Daniel Bryan

The Ringmaster
Mankind

Cactus Jack
Sasquatch

Steve Austin
American Dragon

Ricky Steamboat
The Dragon

The Rock
Bryan Danielson

Mean Mark
The UndertakerScreenshot from 5* Booker Showing The Quarterfinal Results of the Continental Cup Tournament

Match 1 Goldust def. Cactus Jack                                        ****** 51/2*
SIMULATED FINISH
Show details

Match 2 The Ringmaster def. Ricky Steamboat                  ******* 61/4*
SIMULATED FINISH
Show details

Match 3 Steve Austin def. Rocky Maivia                             ******* 63/4*
SIMULATED FINISH
Show details

Match 4 The Undertaker def. The Rock                                *******61/2*
SIMULATED FINISHScreenshot from 5* Booker Showing The Semifinal Results of the Continental Cup Tournament

Match 1 Steve Austin def. The Ringmaster                          ******* 61/4*
SIMULATED FINISH
Show details

Match 2 The Undertaker def. Goldust                                   ****** 53/4*
SIMULATED FINISH
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Quote with a ridiculous Movie 📽️ you think people should watch.
            John Cusack - Demi Moore - Bobcat Goldthwait

                                                ONE
                                              CRAZY
                                            SUMMER

                           They're the last bunch in the world
                             you'd expect to win anything.
                     But with this crowd anything can happen!

On a dock are illustrated versions of some of the characters.
John Cusack and Demi Moore are snuggled together.
Bobcat Goldthwait is wearing a Godzilla costume.
There a young girl with a fishing pole, and a blonde woman in a bikini.
There is a giant, freaky, maniacally grinning sun wearing sunglasses leering at them.
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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @bob-case.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
A tan chihuahua with black eyes is sitting on a greenish couch on a knitted blanket.
Most of his face (we see only the top of his snout, his right eye [in close-up] and ear, and the top of his head) is obscured because he decided to put his nose up against the phone.
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