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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦

@bnr87.bsky.social
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I remember when the Osborne 1 was cool.

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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
don'ts
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sure feels like we're at the "Mal Goes to Work" part of the story right now.
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All your socks are belong to us.
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"I don't overclock on the first date"
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Juvenile night heron giving me the evil eye. #birds
Cropped image of the head of a juvenile night heron staring directly at the camera.
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Dog and a beer.
A dog sitting at a picnic table. There is a green beer bottle on a red and white checkerboard table cloth
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Would you drink it with Admiral Thrawn? Would you drink it riding on a tauntaun? I do not like blue milk and spoo I do not like it, Sam is that you?
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
When you look at a tree swallow, the tree swallow looks back at you. Greetings from the Long Point bird observatory. #birds
A tree swallow perched on a branch. The swallow is looking directly at the photographer wit its head tilted at a slight angle.
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Song sparrow singing for its dinner. #birds #Sparrow
Song sparrow perched on a branch. The sparrow has its beak open as it sings.
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Mondays, amirite? I know it's Tuesday. I took this picture yesterday and didn't get around to uploading it until today - something about Mondays, I guess? 🤷 #wildlife #foxes
Red fox kit relaxing on some rocks. The fox looks very relaxed with its eyes partially open.
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The Invisible Man and Grogu "Stop! We have you now!" "But how? I'm invisible!" "You may be, but Grogu isn't" "Darn!" A dog barks "Oh, and you aren't unsmellable either!"
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Waiting for Godot and Grogu "Is he here yet?" "No, but Grogu is" "OK, let's go then"
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I love the smell of grilled pineapple in the morning!
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
All on all, it's just another Steve in the wall.
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
And some people complain about pineapple on pizza! 🍍🍕
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
That's ok, Tuesday isn't ready for Steve either!
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
So that's why they call them "feeder" airlines!
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
They're going to need a bigger boat
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
That sounds like an Apt name for a shoe shop.
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Was this the greatest press conference in the history of the world? That Depends...
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
How can you not love the hit "Don't cry for me, Mother Russia"?
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
My Brad, it's full of stars!
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Taken last week before the deep freeze, this waxwing was eating some frozen berries. #birds
Cedar waxwing perched on a branch, with a berry in its beak
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I thought it said "bacon of the world", and you know how much I love bacon. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
And you say it comes fully furnished? I'll take it!
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Steve: I'm sorry, I thought this was the punch bowl.
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Spotify just told me that We Built This City was in my top 5 listened-to songs this year. Am I still allowed to read your books?
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Otters of the Planet of the Apes Starring Andy Serkis as Steve and Alan Tudyk as Brad This is from the scene where Maurice is telling the otters the parable of Caesar and the fish.
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Now smother it with gravy
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
THERE ARE 99 bottles of beer on the wall. If I take one down and pass it around, how many bottles of beer are left on the wall?
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
At the rate this is going, they may as well skip Old Man's War and go straight to Old Man's War:The Next Generation 🤔
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Let me guess Steve and Brad's DJ name is "Draft Punk"?
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
On the other hand I'm sure that theft of pens is down 100%. Good job, Steve!
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
That's better than being awake and wishing I was asleep and dreaming, because then I could wake up and none of the past few months would have actually happened.
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Napception.
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Also: fish pie (not shown, it's inside the otter)
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Steve wants to know if the bark is worse than his bite.
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Shirley he's joking!
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
New corporate policy: any customer asking for a "fully loaded" sandwich must present valid photo ID.
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
It all makes sense now: the East Wing of the White House wasn't demolished to build a ballroom, it was flattened to make a landing pad for the alien spaceship. 👽😜
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Hula boops
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
So, Steve, what do you want to do tonight? Same thing we do every night, Brad! Try to take over the world!
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Shrubbery? Ni! If Steve was asked to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a herring, I'm afraid that he would just eat the herring.
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
A long slide down the slippery slope!
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Musk vs. Zuck, with Trump taking on the winner?
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
It wasn't me, officer. It was that otter feller!
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Shenanigans don't just happen!
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Looks like Steve and Brad are auditioning to play Ewoks in the next Star Wars movie.
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Here's looking at you, kid. We'll always have Pawris.
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Boreal Panda 🇨🇦 @bnr87.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
If Steve was trapped in the Matrix, would he choose the red fish or the blue fish? 🤔
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