Welcome to this week’s B-Movie Enema. This week, we’re following the exploits of Mean Johnny Barrows as he tries to bring himself up out of the gutter and get back at the Man for always…

In 2021, I was able to return HorrorHound Weekend in Cincinnati for the first time since it was here in Indianapolis way back in September 2019. Part of my enjoyment of attending those shows is fin…

So, yeah, back at Christmas, I took a look at the 1991 film Cool As Ice starring flash in the pan rap superstar Vanilla Ice. I hated it. I really hated it. But, because it’s me, and I hate my…

We’ve been here before, kiddos. Think back to 2019. In March of that year, I ripped off five weeks of pornos from the 70s and 80s and called it Blue March. I knew the only way to follow that …

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year at B-Movie Enema! Ah, yes... October. The weather gets cooler. The movies get spookier. B-Movie Enema celebrates an anniversary. Each year, I choose a theme for the month, and I thought it was high time to feature the works of one Robert Bartleh Cummings, better known to the world as singer/songwriter/producer/filmmaker/actor Robert Zombercrombie. Er... I mean Rob Zombie. Now, to get things started with what I'm dubbing Rob Zombie's Spookshow, I think it's important to understand that I'm not here to bash on Mr.

Welcome to the conclusion of Tinto Brass Extravaganza here at B-Movie Enema. So far, we’ve featured a comedy with some fairly mixed morals on sex and love in Cheeky!, followed by a very good …

Here we are in the third week of Tinto Brass Extravaganza at B-Movie Enema, and, so far, we’ve had a sex comedy with very confusing messaging and a very serious erotic Nazi drama. This week, …

Welcome back to B-Movie Enema and this month’s theme, Tinto Brass Extravaganza! Wowzers did things get started in a real weird way last week with Cheeky! That movie created all sorts of incre…

So far, it seems as though 2022 is about squaring some accounts. In January, it was all about finally digging deep into the Andy Sidaris filmography. For February, I have another box set long overd…

I guess September was planned as something of a return of various subjects or actors, and in this case, also directors. Welcome back to B-Movie Enema. I guess when I programmed what September was going to feature on the blog, I was thinking about a lot of things I hadn't done in a bit. I had Red Letter Media come back, another killer primate movie, and some blaxploitation. So I guess it's only fair to bring Charles Bronson, J. Lee Thompson, and Cannon Films. This week, we're gonna learn about…

We close out Andy Sidaris Month here at B-Movie Enema with his sixth installment of the Bullets, Bombs, and Babes series, Do or Die. This also marks the halfway point of the Triple B series. You kn…

Welcome to another B-Movie Enema review. This week, I’m gonna continue Andy Sidaris Month with not just the fifth in the Bullets, Bombs, and Babes Series, but also the first film in the Sidar…

Welcome back to B-Movie Enema’s Andy Sidaris Month! You know what was part of my decision to kick 2022 off with this theme? It’s January, it’s cold. It’s gray and nighttime …

Welcome to yet another new year and a new slate of B-Movie Enema goodness. I decided I’d kick off 2022 with a whole month dedicated to our dearest friend, Andy Sidaris. To be fair, this is a …

And just like that... Isaac Hayes is back, baby! Welcome back to B-Movie Enema, and welcome back, Isaac Hayes, and especially welcome back, blaxploitation! Just not too long ago, we had a quick appearance of Isaac Hayes in Return to Sleepaway Camp, playing the chef at the camp. He was dressed just like his Chef character from South Park. That's how everyone knew that was Isaac Hayes, aka Chef, playing a chef. This week, though, we're getting Isaac Hayes into the place I think most people expect him to be - blaxploitation action.

So we’ve come the end of 2021. Was it better? Did you have a good time in 2021? I mean, 2020 was pretty shit. 2021 started real rough. I think we corrected course just in time to get back in …

Gather ’round, kiddos. On this Christmas Eve, hear this tale of horror that was unleashed onto the world one day shy of a fortnight before Halloween in the year 1991. Yes, it was said that th…

Alright, we’re through the muck of the first 300 editions of B-Movie Enema. It’s time to roll that odometer over and get going on a new batch of 300. To get this batch started, I need t…

Welcome to the astonishing 300th article of B-Movie Enema! It’s been a long time getting here. What’s funny is that I think back over the last several years and I could never be able to…

Welcome to the 299th B-Movie Enema article! This week, we have something that isn’t too common a thing around these parts – a movie loosely based on a real life event. The Candy Snatche…

SHAKMA!!! Welcome back to B-Movie Enema, my dear Enemaniacs! So, check it out. Last week, I revisited Red Letter Media by reviewing their 2016 comedy Space Cop. Whenever Red Letter Media comes up, there are a few things that you know are also going to be mentioned. One of those things is their panel show, Best of the Worst. When I was setting up what I was going to review, I thought this would be an excellent time to slot in a movie I've wanted to have on this blog for some time, 1990's baboon out of control flick, …

In for one classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie, in for another am I right? This week, I’m taking B-Movie Enema to The Blood Waters of Dr. Z and check out this substance called Zaat tha…

Wurr-wilf? That’s what B-Movie Enema Industries has on tap this week? You better believe it. It’s “absolutely fascinating”. Werewolf from 1995 is historically known as one o…

We’re goin’ to a land down under where John Jarrat and crocs rumble. Can’t you hear Arch Nicholson tell Nikki Coghill cut? You better run, I better get started. Oh yes, it’s…

Alright… It’s time for a great movie – The Invisible Maniac. When it was revealed to be remade with a modern sensibility dealing with how difficult it is for women to escape abusi…

Happy Halloween, jerks! That’s right, guys, gals, and enby pals. It’s my favorite time of the year. There’s something to that time of the year in which things get a little grayer,…

Ah... It's good to be back from camp. We spent the entire summer out in the great outdoors, but it's time to get back to serious business here at B-Movie Enema. And since it's time to deal with serious, very grown-up business, I think we should look no further than Red Letter Media. Wait... Really? They're our serious business? Last time we looked at ol' RLM, it was for their 2010 horror comedy Feeding Frenzy. Back then, they were still largely known as the guys who did the Mr.

Oh thank god… This shit is finally over. Coming into this month that I dubbed something like Resident Evil Sequels Month, I was really, really, very worried about how my mental health would s…

Oh, we can see the light at the end of the tunnel on Resident Evil Sequel Month here at B-Movie Enema! Admittedly, it really was only the first two entries of this series that I struggled with the …

Resident Evil Sequel Month carries on here at B-Movie Enema. I… I don’t know how I feel about this. We’re at the halfway point of the month and I can say that while I didn’t…

Well, look who came back for another dose of utter terrible batshit pain! It’s you! This is B-Movie Enema. I am Geoff Arbuckle. This is Resident Evil Sequel Month. This time around it’s…

Oh boy, Geoffrey… You’ve really stepped in it this time. Welcome to B-Movie Enema. We’re glad you’re here. It’s October and that means the month of spooks and ghouls a…

And so we have arrived at the end of B-Movie Enema's Camp Crappabuttawipe... 2015's The Final Girls comes to us from director Todd Strauss-Schulson, making his second big-screen feature film. Strauss-Schulson comes from a comedy background, having previously made A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas. In the four years between those two films, he largely worked on sitcoms. The Final Girls most definitely is something of a love letter to 80s slasher films that took place at a summer camp, but it's also a comedy and has something a little more going for it than the typical slasher genre film.

A few years back, I covered the very funny boner comedy Screwballs. It’s obvious that the type of movie that was is not something that will play well at all today, but it doesn’t excuse…

One look at the trio of stars that grace the promotional materials for this movie, and you might think that I chose this for B-Movie Enema because that’s Gary fucking Busey in clown makeup. I…

This is a bit of a wonderful confluence of things B-Movie Enema likes an awful lot. Moonshine County Express was a New World Pictures release, so that brings Roger Corman to us. Next, Claudia Jenni…

What up, a-holes? It’s a new week and a new article from everyone’s favorite movie blog, B-Movie Enema! This week, Roberta Findlay returns with her 1987 horror-thriller Blood Sisters. W…

We've only got a couple more weeks of Camp Crappabuttawipe here at B-Movie Enema. But, you know what? It's been a hell of a summer, hasn't it? Yeah, we've had franchises, comedies, a star-making laugh riot, and an incredibly endearing coming-of-age movie at a girls' camp. But we've most definitely had a lot of slashers. I mean, that's what you expect whenever you see a movie that is going to take place at a summer camp, right? Some guy going around and hacking and slashing frisky counselors. Well, very clearly that's what Billy Bryk and Finn Wolfhard expect because these two young actors got together to make a film in 2022 that we're going to cover this week - …

She told me that she loved me, and like a fool I believed her from the start. She said she’d never hurt me, but then she turned around and broke my heart. Why am I standing here missing her a…

Welcome back to B-Movie Enema, you sexy bastards! You know what else is sexy? Endless, timeless, and reincarnated love. Yeah, I’m getting mushy with you assholes this week. AND I’m doin…

In 1969 (heh heh), Forrest J. Ackerman, creator of the publication Famous Monsters of Filmland, and artist Trina Robbins created a new superhero of sorts in the shapely form of female vampire from …

Kevin Hart. What a funny little fella. He gets up on screen, bugs his eyes out when he’s tellin’ jokes, screams… He seems like an overall pretty good dude. Tiffany Haddish is some…

It's time for a palette cleanser here at Camp Crappabuttawipe, my Enemaniacs! We've had a bit of a rough patch here, guys. I think the only way to get B-Movie Enema back to feeling good about, well, life, is to revisit a classic from my childhood. Like with Ernest Goes to Camp, this movie, concerning a group of campers, is one I watched a TON as a kid. It's time to bring out the Peanuts gang and talk about Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown. This was chosen for the Camp Crappabuttawipe summer theme, not because it's crap or something I wanna wipe-a my butt-a with.

It’s the long awaited return of stone cold babe Patty Mullen and the even longer awaited bow for horror-comedy maestro Frank Henenlotter! Henenlotter is best known for his Basket Case trilogy…

Last week, we talked about an Italian actor-turned-director’s film, this week, we have a German actor who turned into a rather notable director. 1983’s Olivia comes to us from Ulli Lomm…

Well, I guess it was only a matter of time before ol’ B-Movie Enema returned to the world of 70s nazisploitation. This week, we’re talking about the 1977 Italian flick The Beast in Heat…

I love cats. Guys, I don’t mind saying it. I’m not a dog person. In fact, for the vast majority of the last 29 years, I’ve lived with at least one cat, and very often with two. Th…

We’ve got ourselves a trio of sexy scream queens for this week’s B-Movie Enema! This week’s movie, Nightmare Sisters is one of only two films that featured all three of the 80s ma…

Welcome back to B-Movie Enema's summer-long exploration of camp movies (movies that actually take place at a camp, not campy horror movies), Camp Crappabuttawipe! Oof magoof, we are really in the dregs of this theme series now. Okay, we've had some real bangers here this summer, but the last couple of weeks have been pretty shaky. But now, it's time to completely pull the rug out from under all of us because this week, we have a movie that is truly, outrageously awful. It's one of those situations in which I hate putting myself into - the commitment to an entire franchise.

Well, this is very much overdue, but here we are – a return to the world of Andy Sidaris. Almost five whole years ago, B-Movie Enema took a ride on the Malibu Express. It was always my intent…