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Carl

@bmorenutty.bsky.social
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Married, Gen-Xer, cat dad, pescatarian, unbeliever. The media needs to stop giving oxygen to the stupid orange plague, his escorts, their sad, greedy results of rape & the fake christian pedophile protecting nazis in these bananaiest of times! 🍌🍌🍌

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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Impossible smashburgers at home! This serving costs $24 plus tax (and forced tip) for takeout in my local burger joint, which I think is a lot. For a little over $30, I can make 8 burgers, 4 sides of fries, get a 12 pack of sodas and buying everything needed to make them...
The best way to make the patties is like this
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_SNOzPtjhek
The meat is from Lidl, everything else from Aldi except for ketchup...
8 Hamburger buns $1.65
1 pack Impossible ground $7
Onion $1
Butter $2.89
Shoestring fries $2.99
Thousand Island dressing $1.99
Jar Pickle chips $2.89
Cheddar cheese slices $1.49
12 pack ginger ale $4.49
Organic reduced sugar ketchup $2.19 from Harris Teeter
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There are 26 days of fresh hell left until the midterms... Cartoon by Clay Jones - Trump Cooties
A political cartoon depicts a large, distressed figure covered in red spots, wearing a shirt labeled "GOP CANDIDATES" and shouting "AAAAAGH!!!". Nearby, two other figures observe; one asks, "MEASLES?" while the other replies, "TRUMP COOTIES...". The second figure holds a document showing a downward-trending graph labeled "TRUMP POLLS". In the background, a small figure flies on a broomstick, a polka-dotted conical hood stands vertically, and a mouse sits on the ground. The text "CLAYTOONZ.SUBSTACK.COM" is at the bottom left.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's getting a little cooler at night & the critters want in! #PrayingMantis
A silhouette of a praying mantis perched atop a fence post against a dusk-colored blue sky, with faint power lines crisscrossing the background.A brown praying mantis with vibrant green wings clings to the edge of a window screen frame.A brown praying mantis perched on a weathered white wooden window frame next to a window screen.A brown praying mantis stands on the outside of a dark window screen, viewed from inside, with its head tilted slightly while looking through the mesh against a bright, light-blue background.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big thoughts & prayers for Jim Bakker... www.tmz.com/2026/10/05/t...
Big Manure Spreader made Degelman Tough!
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Outdoor cat #3, this one started popping over about a month ago, we've named it Snookems. Time to get another outdoor pet house and heating pad, winter is around the corner! #caturday 🐈
Snookems, a brown and grey tabby cat stands on a weathered wooden beam outdoors, looking directly at the camera. The background features light-colored landscaping gravel, mulch and grass.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Donald to sign stupid order renaming AI, was told to say "self-regulation" is important... www.c-span.org/clip/white-h...
Cartoon by Bill Bramhall © 9-27-2026
A political cartoon depicting a large server rack labeled "A.I." standing before a window overlooking a city skyline. A speech bubble from the main server rack says, "SOMEDAY, SON, ALL THIS WILL BE YOURS," as it addresses a smaller server rack positioned behind it. The artist's signature in the bottom left corner reads, "Bramhall '26 NYDN."
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Because up is down and left is right, Taco Tuesday is now Saturdays! Kitchen & Love Jackfruit Lightly Seasoned, Goya Rancheros Refried Beans & Aldi's Earthly Grains microwavable white rice with tomatoes & peppers... yum! #vegetarian #tacosatuday #easydinner #yum
A close-up view of a stand-up pouch of organic pulled jackfruit resting on a wooden surface. The packaging features a blue and black gradient background and shows a serving suggestion of jackfruit tacos garnished with lime, avocado, and red onions. The text on the packaging reads: "ORGANIC", "PULLED JACKFRUIT", "READY-TO-HEAT", "LIGHTLY SEASONED", "PLANT-BASED MEAT ALTERNATIVE", "NET WT 8 OZ (227g)", "Serving Suggestion", and includes symbols for USDA Organic, Non-GMO Project, and 100% Vegan certifications.A 16-ounce =can of Goya brand Rancheros Refried Beans with a pull-tab lid, featuring a yellow label with an illustration of a bowl of refried beans topped with an onion slice and cilantro. Text on the can reads: "GOYA", "RANCHEROS", "REFRIED BEANS", "GLUTEN FREE", "VEGAN", and "NET WT 16 oz. (1 lb.) 454g".A food pouch for Aldi's "Earthly Grains" 90-Second Spanish Style Microwavable White Rice, featuring a golden-yellow gradient background with illustrations of wheat stalks. At the bottom is a photographic serving suggestion showing orange-tinted Spanish rice garnished with tomato chunks and sliced green peppers. Text on the packaging reads: "earthly GRAINS", "90 SECOND", "Microwavable White Rice", "SPANISH STYLE", "with Tomatoes & Peppers", "PER 1 CUP", "210 CALORIES", "0g SAT FAT 0% DV", "500mg SODIUM 22% DV", "0g ADDED SUGARS 0% DV", "NOT A LOW CALORIE FOOD", "ENLARGED TO SHOW TEXTURE SERVING SUGGESTION", and "NET WT. 8.8 OZ (249 g)". A barcode is located in the bottom right corner.A white plate on a tray holds one soft flour tortilla taco topped with pulled meat, shredded cheese, lettuce, and sour cream, and two hard-shell tacos in a yellow plastic holder, filled with similar ingredients. Nearby, on a white napkin, sits a silver spoon and fork, accompanied by two small white bowls, one containing refried beans and the other Spanish rice topped with melted shredded cheese.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cartoon by Bill Bramhall © 9-15-2026
A white convertible car labeled "A.I." speeding off a cliff while two figures inside celebrate by raising their arms, with a speech bubble declaring, "WE'RE AHEAD OF CHINA!"
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Cartoon by by Rick McKee © 9-10-2026
A political cartoon featuring a caricature of Donald, a man in a black hat and pinstriped suit holding a large green sack marked "$5,000 BRIBE TO VOTE FOR REPUBLICANS." The man says, "...AND BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR ELECTION FRAUD!" The cartoon is signed "R. MCKEE" and includes the text "caglecartoons.com/mckee" and "substack.com/@rickmckee" at the top.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
...and don't forget the other attention addict!
A woman with blonde hair in a ponytail, wearing sunglasses and a black-and-white grid-patterned cardigan, bites into a large, raw piece of red meat held in a clear plastic freezer bag. The bag features a label with the text "DATE" and "CONTENTS."
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I took the hammock apart (because it was being used by someone as a launching pad to the dinner table) and replaced it with 2 cardboard scratch couches. Barbie is not happy with the remodeling! #caturday 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛
Barbie, a black cat with bright, reflective eyes yawns (which looks like yelling) with her mouth wide open while lounging on a small, cardboard cat sofa featuring a tan, orange, and light blue checkered pattern. The sofa sits on a beige rug with an ornate brown border, positioned next to an identical, empty cardboard cat sofa.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Amanda wants the hammock reassembled! (There is another one upstairs she sleeps in every night...) #caturday 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛
Amanda, a fluffy black cat with a white chest sits looking up at the camera. She is perched on a flat, gray piece of disassembled hammock resting on a patterned rug. Nearby, an orange, carrot-shaped cat toy and a wooden table leg and chair is visible.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A cartoon by Clay Jones poking fun at Donald's mental illness... www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...
A political cartoon showing an orange-skinned figure in a suit with a pink oval face, sitting at a table with a bucket of fried chicken, a photograph of a person, a device labeled "J'IMEN CALICE," (IDGAF) a container of fries with a Russian flag, and a bottle of ketchup. A man with glasses stands to the right, speaking. A speech bubble above them reads, "CANADA JUST RENAMED LAKE MICHIGAN TO LAKE VA NIQUER TA MÈRE!.." (Go f*** your mother!) In the background, there is a tall, pointed white hood and a small figure flying on a broomstick. The text "JONES" and "CLAYTOONZ.SUBSTACK.COM" appears at the top left.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
rest in peace Dolly! 😞
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
always the victims of something du jour with these dumb fake christians...
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s ringtone is quack quack quack! www.mediaite.com/media/news/s...
A cartoon illustration of a grey tombstone situated in a small patch of grass. The tombstone features a drawing of a simple skull at the bottom and is inscribed with the text, "R.I.P. HERE LIES SATIRE."
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Very first pic of Barbie! We RAN to adopt her... 🐈‍⬛ #cats #ThrowbackThursday
Barbie, a small black kitten with large, slightly sad-looking eyes and alert, pointed ears being gently held by a human hand. The kitten has dark fur, visible white tips on its tiny claws, and a soft, youthful appearance. The background is slightly out of focus, showing a domestic interior with a glimpse of blue and brown tones.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Turn me upside down and paint me blue! A Trump judge (Chad Readler) said the American Freedom Law Center — a self-proclaimed judeo-christian (hate group) public interest law firm in Ann Arbor, MI — can be called, labeled, referred to as > A HATE GROUP! #bigots www.courthousenews.com/sixth-circui...
Deepening - The Upside Down | Massive Burn Studios
A surreal painting depicting a blue-toned human figure descending upside down through deep, ethereal water. The figure's head is encased in a transparent sphere, and a small, luminous orb floats near their chest. Above, a large, glowing circular structure hangs with rope-like tendrils, casting light rays downward. The lower portion of the image features dark, vertical strokes resembling aquatic vegetation, all rendered in a dreamlike, blue-hued underwater aesthetic.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Barbie loves her belly rubs, Amanda shows off her choppy haircut (I'm still waiting for the tip)! 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛✂️ Happy #caturday
Barbie, a black cat lies on her back on a tan, textured corduroy cushion, looking directly up at the camera with bright yellow-green eyes. Her paws are curled inward near her chest, exposing her belly, waiting for a rub.Amanda, a long-haired tuxedo cat sits facing forward with a direct, curious gaze. She has thick black fur with a large, fluffy, unevenly cut white chest patch and white scalloped paws, accented by long white whiskers and bright yellow-green eyes.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The ICE agent who pointed his gun at a U.S. citizen in Virginia is Chicago resident Martin Lagunas. His identity was confirmed by a family friend, with DHS sources corroborating the identity with Migrant Insider... migrantinsider.com/p/exclusive-...
The 3D text "The More You Know" rendered in a blue-to-purple gradient sits against a dark, star-filled space background. A bright yellow shooting star trails a vibrant, multi-colored red and green nebula-like plume that extends behind the text.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
anyone for complimentary coleslaw? I'm a little late for this but this episode was so funny! #SmoggyQueens
A top-down view of a restaurant table set for two with a dark red fabric overlay on a white tablecloth. In the center, a plate containing a small portion of spaghetti with meat sauce has two crossed forks resting on it. Two bowls of coleslaw are placed at opposite corners of the table. The table setting also includes two wine glasses, two folded beige napkins, two knives, a small portable table lamp positioned in the center, and a single red rose near the bottom.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sunday started lazy & ending lazy... 🐈‍⬛ #cats
Barbie, a solid black cat lying on her back across a carpeted stair. She is fully stretched out with its limbs extended in opposite directions and its head turned upside down while posing.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Raisin cake for the week, check! Recipe in alt, I don't remember where I got it from. They sell these at Latino markets but you can easily make your own and avoid terrorist ICE raids!
Ingredients

2 cups all-purpose flour
1 cup sugar
½ butter, softened
2 large eggs room temp
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 teaspoon baking powder
½ teaspoon baking soda
¼ teaspoon salt
½ cup milk
¾ cup raisins


Instructions

Preheat your oven to 350°F. 
Grease and flour pans. I use 3 5½ x 3.
(Optional if they are old) Soak the raisins in warm water for 10 minutes to keep them soft and juicy. Drain and pat dry.
In a bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Set aside.
In a large mixing bowl, beat the butter and sugar until light and fluffy.
Add the eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Stir in the vanilla extract.
Gradually add the dry ingredients, alternating with the milk, mixing until just combined. 
Do not overmix.
Gently fold in the raisins, ensuring they are evenly distributed.
Pour the batter into pans.
Bake for 30 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.
Let the cake cool in the pan for 10 minutes, then transfer to a wire rack to cool completely.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I own the chair now! Happy #Caturday 🐈‍⬛
A black cat with bright yellow eyes sits on a chair with a gray and white checkered pattern, looking directly at the camera. In the blurred background, a portion of a light-colored plastic storage container is visible.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The stupid old man that stopped coal mines from closing posted this for his poorly educated supporters... www.moneycontrol.com/world/trump-...
AI slop depicts an immense, industrial-style wall stretching across a landscape to serve as an "AIR FILTER BARRIER" between Canada and the United States. The structure is constructed with a vast, grid-like pattern resembling a massive industrial HVAC filter. A label on the wall reads, "MERV 16 HIGH EFFICIENCY PARTICULATE AIR FILTER." The text "CANADA" is positioned over a forested landscape with a Canadian flag, while "UNITED STATES" is positioned over a rural area with a United States flag. A roadside billboard displays the text, "NORTH AMERICA AIR FILTER BARRIER CLEAN AIR. CLEAR BORDERS."
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
found online... ⚛️ #youmatter
A black image featuring a white line drawing of an atom in the center and white text. The text reads: "YOU MATTER" at the top, and "unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light², then YOU ENERGY" at the bottom.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Like 2020, loser Donald cannot accept a loss... Trump tries to take back settlement paid to E Jean Carroll www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Let's never forget that this is how all the fake-christian republicans in congress were acting when they finally succeeded to cut food to 1.5 million children so their billionaire donors could pay less taxes... www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Cartoon by Nick Anderson © 7-17-2026
A cartoon depicts Donald pulling back a red curtain and says "I give you evidence of widespread election fraud!" Behind the curtain is a large room overflowing with boxes while another man exclaims, "These are the unreleased Epstein files."
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
ugh!
A close-up portrait of a man with a large, voluminous, curly blond wig and glasses, wearing a blue shirt and a black jacket.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
They are not happy with their personal assistant lately! 😬
Two cats sit in front of three bowls, with one cat speaking the caption: "We have too much politics around here and not enough kibble."
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Things I'd rather do than watch Donald lie and complain on TV tonight... Perform my own cataract and tractional retinal detachment surgery with the help of a YouTube tutorial!
Microscopic view of an ocular surgical procedure showing a human eye held open by a metal speculum. Several thin, dark surgical sutures radiate from the center of the pupil, shaping the iris into a triangular configuration with a clear implant visible at its center. The surrounding sclera displays prominent blood vessels and areas of localized hemorrhage. A blue-tipped surgical cannula is inserted into the upper right portion of the eye.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Drained Lincoln Reflecting Pool reveals motorcade tire tracks, “350-foot gash” nowhere to be found! www.newsweek.com/can-tire-tra...
Illustration of Nicolas Cage's face with wide, surprised eyes and an open mouth, set against a yellow background, with the text "YOU DON'T SAY..."
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Finally! Minnesota prosecutors obtain long withheld evidence in investigation into protest shooting deaths apnews.com/article/immi...
A horizontal bar chart containing 12 black bars of varying lengths and starting positions, displayed against a white background. The rows are numbered 1 through 12 along the left vertical axis. Text in the image: "1", "2", "3", "4", "5", "6", "7", "8", "9", "10", "11", "12".
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Seen online - Donald orders flags at half-mast to honor Lindsey

A black flag featuring the yellow "Grindr" logo and mask icon flies at half-mast on a metal flagpole against a clear blue sky.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Barbie simply will not be left out of an Amanda picture! Happy #caturday #cats 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ #photobomb #jel
Amanda, a long-haired, black-and-white tuxedo cat with long white whiskers sits in the foreground, looking up and to the right, while Barbie, a second black cat with visible eyes peers from the dark background...
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sold at your local CrapMart, these are real... Ice pop scented flushable dude wipes / poopsicle --- I just can't! wth? why??? yark!!!
A stack of "Dude Wipes" XL "Ice Pop Scented" flushable wipes. The packaging is black with red and blue accents and features a cartoon popsicle with fireworks. Some of the packs have green circular labels indicating "Plant Sourced Fibers."
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Amanda is nervous about the fireworks, Barbie is not. Happy 4th & caturday & most importantly, Christmas in July! 🎄⛄

Barbie, a black cat rests on a light-colored surface, wearing oversized, silver-rimmed Elvis sunglasses with dark blue tinted lenses. The background is slightly out of focus, showing a bright red patterned fabric.Amanda, a fluffy black cat with a white chest wearing a small, patriotic-themed top hat decorated with red-and-white vertical stripes and a blue band featuring white stars. The cat is looking directly at the camera while sitting on a textured, sea foam green upholstered surface.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
but wait, it gets hotter! 106° feels like 137°
Weather infographic displaying a current temperature of 106 degrees Fahrenheit with a "feels like" temperature of 137 degrees, along with a partly cloudy icon and wind data. The text reads: "2:27 PM EDT on July 3, 2026 (GMT -4) | Updated 5 minutes ago", "Partly Cloudy", "N 0", "Gusts 9 mph", and "Tomorrow's temperature is forecast to be NEARLY THE SAME as today."
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
101° feels like 133° --- NOPE! Same tomorrow?! UGH
Weather infographic displaying a current temperature of 101 degrees Fahrenheit with a "feels like" temperature of 133 degrees, along with a sunny icon and wind data. The text reads: "4:33 PM EDT on July 2, 2026 (GMT -4) | Updated 17 seconds ago", "Sunny", "N 0", "Gusts 11 mph", and "Tomorrow's temperature is forecast to be NEARLY THE SAME as today."
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This robber fly was huge, I saw it land and I went inside to grab my phone, it was still there when I came back out -- it waited for me to take its picture!
A slender robber fly with prominent eyes is perched on the sharp point of a thin, light-tan wooden skewer. The insect is positioned in profile against a soft-focus, neutral-colored background.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Baby girl is 9 years old today, happy birthday Amanda! 😘🎊 Happy #caturday 🐈‍⬛
Amanda, a long-haired black and white cat with striking green eyes looks directly at the camera from its carpeted perch.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
To educate the children and his poorly educated supporters, it really should have been...
A book cover illustration depicts a pig with blonde hair wearing a suit and a long red tie, sitting at a desk while holding a remote. On the desk sit a half-eaten hamburger, a cup with a straw, a smartphone showing a social media icon, and a small framed picture of a pig wearing a red hat. An American flag is visible in the background. The text on the cover reads: "IF YOU GIVE A RACIST PIG THE WHITE HOUSE," "Faye Kanouse," "ILLUSTRATED BY Amy Zhing," and "A PARODY."
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
found online...
White text on a green background reads: "More people have been arrested for touching peeling paint in the reflecting pool than for molesting children in the Epstein files."
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My father-in-law said I don't want anything for father's day, make hamburgers and I'll be happy with that! I said fine, what would you like for dessert? He said fruit cake. Took 4 hours yesterday to make his favorite white fruitcake. He will soak it in apricot brandy for a month. Happy Father's Day!
A dense, ring-shaped fruitcake filled with pecans and colorful candied fruit sits on a surface in front of a bottle of Mr. Boston Apricot Flavored Brandy, with a kitchen stovetop in the background.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I'm just trying to watch tv and she's begging me to take a picture! Happy caturday night...📷🐈‍⬛ #caturday #cats
Close-up of Amanda, a fluffy black cat with bright green eyes and long white whiskers, its muzzle adorned with a prominent patch of white fur that resembles a beard.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If the day of the week contains the letter T, it's open!...
Infographic titled "Strait of Hormuz — Wheel of Fortune" comparing the consequences of the strait remaining open versus closed. The left side is green, labeled "OPEN," and features a wheel with segments: "GLOBAL OIL FLOW STABLE," "ECONOMIC GROWTH," "ENERGY SECURITY," "TRADE CONTINUES," "MARKET STABILITY," and "REGIONAL PEACE." Below the wheel is the text: "The Strait remains open. Energy flows, markets stay stable, and the global economy keeps moving forward." The right side is red, labeled "CLOSE," and features a wheel with segments: "OIL SUPPLY DISRUPTED," "ECONOMIC INSTABILITY," "ENERGY CRISIS," "TRADE DISRUPTED," "MARKET VOLATILITY," and "REGIONAL TENSIONS." Below this wheel is the text: "The Strait is closed. Oil flow stops, markets react, and the global economy faces serious risks." The background transitions from a clear, sunny maritime scene on the left to a dark, stormy, and smoky scene on the right.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
In these bananaiest of times, learn a lesson from your dog!
A cartoon illustration on a light green background shows a brown dog standing on grass. Above the dog, the text reads: "LEARN A LESSON FROM YOUR DOG: NO MATTER WHAT LIFE BRINGS YOU, KICK SOME GRASS OVER THAT SHIT AND MOVE ON." The website LINGVISTOV.COM appears in the bottom left corner.
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Carl @bmorenutty.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I'd like to turn my brain off for a while and see Water Park Shark but other than it being screened at Shark Con in Tampa on Saturday July 18, I don't know where or when to see it?!?
A movie poster for "Water Park Shark" features a snarling, large shark rising out of a swimming pool while wearing a red-and-white striped inner tube around its neck. In the sunny background, people are seen on colorful water slides and floating in rafts. The poster includes the following text: "DAVID CHOKACHI", "CHELSEA GILSON", "WATER PARK SHARK", "NO FOOD IN THE POOL. EXCEPT YOU.", "FROM THE DIRECTOR AND PRODUCER OF SHARKNADO", and a block of production credits at the bottom.
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