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bmaz

@bmaz.bsky.social
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Criminal defense, civil rights, and occasionally civil, trial lawyer. Former Emptywheel legal writer, husband, father and generally cranky observateur. Lifetime F1 fan.

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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 1h
Old is probably appropriate for me!
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 12h
Yes, THIS:
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Nicholas Sarwark @sarwark.org · 12h
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Johnny Depp and Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco
ALT: Johnny Depp and Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco
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Clean Observer @hammbear2024.bsky.social · 14h
This is gross. They’re going to let children get Hepatitis instead of giving them a cheap, safe, and effective vaccine. What happened to local authorities being wise to how unethical this is?
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 16h
When I learned calculus in high school, there were no calculators. I did have a slid rule though. Does that make me old?
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Javakev @javakev.bsky.social · 17h
Why have FU levels of wealth if he's still afraid of his shadow
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 18h
Fuck this. I don’t know what else to say. Prison kills. mississippitoday.org/2026/10/07/c...
mississippitoday.org
Wrongly imprisoned Curtis Flowers dies
After Flowers was convicted in a sixth trial, the U.S. Supreme Court overturned it and a state judge dismissed capital murder charges against him.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 17h
Bezos does love artificial boobs though.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 18h
Yes.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 20h
Can Jake Tapper and that Thompson idiot do a book on this, or naw?
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 20h
The purpose of a thing is what it does. I call them torture gloves because that’s what they do. They use escalating amounts of pain to force the victim to comply or confess while giving the perpetrator a feeling of power and sick gratification.
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tor•ture |tôrCHar |
noun
the action or practice of inflicting severe pain or suffering on someone as a punishment or in order to force them to do or say something: the torture of political prisoners | confessions extracted under torture | [as modifier] : a torture chamber.
• great physical or mental suffering or anxiety: the torture I've gone through because of loving you so.
• a cause of great suffering or anxiety: dances were absolute torture because I was so small.
verb [with object]
inflict severe pain or suffering on: most of the victims had been brutally tortured.
• cause great mental suffering or anxiety to: he was tortured by grief | (tortured as adjective) : his tortured mind.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 22h
I've had several Rolexes. Very nice, but don't really keep accurate time without constant resetting. The dream should not be that.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 22h
Just think of how much you'd save if you consumed no goods or services, sitting alone in a cave on a pile of cash like a dragon. Truly living the dream.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A gold-coated statue of a naked Trump on display at the European Parliament in Strasbourg. “The Orange Plague.” by Danish artist Jens Galschiø Inscription: "I am sitting on the back of a man. He is sinking under my burden. I will do anything to help him. Except step down from his back -Leo Tolstoy
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
DHHS, and everything RFK Jr has done too. Scrap it all and start over.
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Obvious Pseudonym @obviouspseudonym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Even Michael fucking Chertoff is saying DHS has to go. thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com
Former DHS chiefs: New public safety agency needed
Former heads of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) called for a public safety agency to be established on the 25th anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks. In a joint interview …
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, do tell.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Por que?
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh no. Oh my! Am sending to Liz.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But NOT replace Hegseth???????
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Brad Takei @bradtakei.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And behind him, his cult claps and cheers at the thought of their fellow Americans being murdered. Incredible.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is ridiculous.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good grief, do not get ahead of yourself. Please.
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another thing to tear down in 2029: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
nytimes.com
Inside Trump's Plan to Fence Off a Historic Protest Site
The president’s proposal to enclose a park in Washington could alter how the space has been used for generations.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Trump administration’s actions resulted in the destruction of the largest ancient Cottonwood tree on Indigenous territory in Arizona. This tree, known as the “Grandmother Tree,” was 250 years old.
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Michael McFaul @mcfaulmike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do not become numb to how disgusting it is to hear an American president encouraging an enemy to “take out” two major American cities.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You are preaching to the choir Ms. Burris. Also, the Philadelphia Story. If you want something more remote, do see Woman Of The Year.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lol, Brioni makes suits that fit. That does not work for Trump.
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Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 06/10/2026
Check out Berin's live-tweet of the proceedings in ABC v. FCC. I'm doing it over on X here (will post a non-X link after for those who prefer that): x.com/AriCohn/stat...
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Ari Cohn (@AriCohn) on X
ABC and the FCC are squaring off in the US District court for DC in a hearing over ABC's lawsuit over the government's ongoing jawboning against the network, which culminated in the agency forcing the...
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That makes two of us.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every. Word. Of. This.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bringing Up Baby.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Your last sentence was the best.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For those not familiar with the statute @rgoodlaw.bsky.social is discussing, here it is. And, yep, its language is pretty darn clear. Unfortunately, even in a successor Dem Administration, this kind of action will go nowhere. Also the checks will never go out, but the OFFER is the key.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"To all the citizens I have attempted to illegally bribe before...."
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Exactly. But inherent in that is that there is no way Trump is going to send you, me or Ryan Goodman a check for anything. This is not even a thing.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, crikey, this ought to give a big pause to one and all.
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every news organization is reporting "Trump says his Super PAC will pay for those ads instead of taxpayers," but we should be very careful about taking his word on that until we see the proof. It's not like this is a guy who keeps his promises and pays his bills.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean, who knew?
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Clean Observer @hammbear2024.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Semi-regular reminder that Ed Meese is still not dead.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meese is not dead yet???
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you think this is the most important thing for Dems to do, you are truly fucked up in the head. Get a grip and try actually legislating for the entire public.
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Shola Hoon @sholahoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“[Hegseth] believes that wars are won by whichever side’s soldiers can do the most pushups, and whose obsession with creating an all-white, all-male military leadership is dragging the Department of Defense down by the day.” @paulwaldman.bsky.social says what National Media is reluctant to.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You are not missing anything.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fair point.
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Semantics matter!
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I remember in 2000 when the WHO declared measles had been eradicated in the United States. Then RFK Jr. put out the welcome mat for contagious diseases:
thedailybeast.com
RFK Jr.: It Would Be Better if ‘Everybody Got Measles’
“The measles gave you lifetime protection against measles infection,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Sean Hannity on Fox News.
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Jennifer Shutt @jennifershutt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New poll out this morning from KFF shows 66% of respondents favor political candidates who support a national health plan, which Democrats often refer to as Medicare-for-all. www.newsfromthestates.com/article/demo...
newsfromthestates.com
Democrats more trusted on healthcare costs, survey shows
WASHINGTON — Democrats are more motivated to vote in November’s midterm elections than Republicans, potentially giving the party an advantage to flip at least one chamber of Congress, according to a p...
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll go with Castle, but the entire Season 8 is so bad that it is not watchable. Just terrible, and for what for 6-7 seasons had been a great show.
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Geoff Brumfiel @gbrumfiel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The IceCube neutrino detector has won the 2026 Nobel Prize in physics. The Trump administration has proposed slashing its budget in half in 2027.
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