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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️

@bluntlicious.bsky.social
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Year 43, non binary 🏳️‍⚧️ Here's my mixes I recorded over a decade ago www.mixcloud.com/mike-asher Here's my shitty music soundcloud.com/bluntlicious

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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
First day of fall 🍂
10 vultures sitting in two dead trees against clear blue skies. Underneath them is the green canopy of the trees below.
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gaslighting at its finest
A horse head human representing the democrtas leans out a door yelling at a woman wearing trans colors walking away saying, "bitch you better not leave! What are you going to do live in the streets and vote for nobody? You'll regret this! I'LL SEE YOU IN THE CAMPS, BITCH!"
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
sorry.
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Had a chance to day tge funniest shit imaginable
Pete webers, bowler, iconic saying; "who do you think you are? I AM!"
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Im pretty sure you said texas also lol why not show that graphic
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Scene from let's go to prison movie guy asks inmate he's in love with, "would you like some merlot, I made it in the toilet."
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
John Malkovich in Rounders saying let's play some cards
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Smells like bubblegum. It left a thick red coating like Big Red soda marinade or something and paired with cherry wood it smelled wonderful smoking
Fire and smoke society brand BBQ rub cherry cola flavor lol. It's a pink label with a little cherry cartoon character straight out of cupheadBaby back ribs rubbed down with the cherry cola rub. They turned a dark red colorSuper bird rub next to five chicken quarters rubbed down with Kerry gold Irish Butter
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The two high school friends of Billy Madison asking him if he's in loser denial
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Zues in Thor love and thunder, telling Thor "so, chill babycakes."
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Without stating your age post your favorite film(s) released the year you turned 18.
Movie poster for Donnie DarkoMovie poster for Mulholland DriveMovie poster for Spirited AwayMovie poster for Ghost World
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Tiny ass shell granny talking shell sequal part two
A small quarter inch shell upside down opening on bottom and the round part on top as to mak it appear to have a tiny mouth but kind of looks like a little butt lol. It has little rimmed glasses and little beady eyes added to it with a weaved red straw hat on its head and a long tail sticking out its back. A little shell grandma
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
One of my best brackets ever so far! Only missed High Point, St Louis, TCU and Iowa. Picked St Louis on my ESPN bracket and only missed three there. Ranked 44k out of 22 million only missing three, there's 196 perfect bracket on espns site
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The Nine Inch Nails
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
A close up of one of those small valentine chalky tasting heart candy things that says GOAT, but looks like GORT to me. Memed, my name is also GORT, underneath the soft orange colored heart candy in yellow
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Made chicken and rice soup last night. Ate four days on some chicken thighs ftw
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Gotta pay my trump tax 🤬
Screenshot from an email from UPS saying I owe $32.30 from trumps tarrif. Bought an album from PC music is England and gave to pay daddy trumps ballroom fee
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Year end list of most listened to on Amazon music 2025 (my neices love imagine dragons, my most played artist was Perry Grip lol)
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Noted ✍️ Get my lazy ass up this year
Screenshot of Merriam Webster dictionary page game where you take a picnof the random loop of words for your word of 2026. I got bed rotting
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Instant Holograms on Metal Film - Stereolab 7.9
Stereolab logo raised with very long pink block shadow. Colors are yellow orange black pink and white
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Viagra Boys - Viagra Boys 8.5
A blow up doll with no facial features with a weird dunce cap of sorts and elf ears against a background of clouds and the sky
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
She Comes From Nowhere - Neggy Gemmy 8.8
Neggy gemmy sitting on a table looking very 70s scene. She has curlers in her hair and is holding an old Lan line sky blue telephone receiver while looking back over her shoulder
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
The Voices Are Coming Back - Pearly Drops 9.0
Very hard to describe, evil looking painting portrait with fuzzy colors. Red hair and white face with blue eyes and pink blotted on the cheeks amd shoulders. The mouth is very teeth and red fuzzy smears as lips. The teeth appear a little bloody
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Decadent Stress Chamber - Giant Claw 9.5 Very angelic in a medieval biblical accurate sense sprakjng in tounges, not catholic choir angelic. So beautiful
A woman laying down on a silvery tarp, encased in black latex with a worm/tentacle going across underneath her. She is cradling a glowing pink white orb closely while looking asleep/relaxed facing upwards while laying on her side
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Grandma's long post fruit cake recipe, made after 10 years. 1st attempts.
Two fruitcakes side by side horizontally, on a wired cooling tray
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
He doesn't look anything like epstiens painting
Epstien painting title "parsing bill" depicting Bill Clinton sitting longways on a chair with his legs crossed hanging over the arm. Wearing red high heels and a blue dress. Pointing foward towards the viewer
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Guess he didn't see the data lol not surprised by know nothing Mike
Picture of the leaning of voters by county in Virginia in the 2025 elections. Every county was majority Democrat leaning
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Stereolab Bucket list ✔️ Been wanting to see them since I was 14!
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Most people don't understand Slava Ukraini either lol.
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Video of a huge storm cloud swell with lightning, lighting it up. At my niece birthday party last night.
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Yall the biggest pussies ever 🤣🤣🤣
Terry from reno 911 siting on the ground crying saying, "I was murdered"
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Terry and his dad from the reno 911 movie after his dad gets off the plane. Terry is very happy and holding his ukulele posing for the camera while his dad looks ahead with a slight grin while  wearing a huge fur coat. The meme reads; happy fucking flag day, the greatest holiday in the world
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Terry from reno 911 crying on the ground saying "I was murdered." While being comforted by Lt. Dangle and the other white cast memeber that was new and only in like 2 seasons if that
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The government backstepping the coverup
Scene from the big lebowski, Donny asking, "are these the nazis walter?"
John Goodman deadpan responds, "no Donny, these men are nihilist."
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Screenshot from 2012 of north Korea reports about them punishing people for not mourning hard enough about Kim Jong II death
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
A bunch of red stock ticker blocks with a picture of JD Vance with his ballooned head asking Zelensky "have you said thank you once?"
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Mr Wrigley no! Jordan Peterson is going to make a video about the woke mob putting gay cum in your gum to make you homo frog!
The inside flip up part of a pack of Wrigley's spearmint extra gum. Around the edges are hand drawn images of different people. In the middle are the words, " 15 sticks of gum, 15 opportunities to connect". But the word gums ink is missing a bit and it reads, "15 sticks of cum"
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Cherdleys fuck boy character leaning behind a telephone pole saying "hypothetically"
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
The asian convenience store owner saying "i feel sorry for your mother" in Menace II society
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
A converted garage, sort of, it goes against the old garage that still there by 2 feet. It has a window unit air conditioner built it and the exhaust goes into the old garage which has a return vent for the hvac right above the outside part ou the window unit.
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
It worked for Jeremy Piven in PCU
A close up of a disc jockeys mouth as hes speaking into the microphone saying, tonight at the pit... everyone gets laid. It then cuts to people rushing out of a dorm at night
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I make the stray cats a charcuterie board with my leftover sandwich at work
A plank of old wood sitting on freshly cut grass, on top in four spots is harvari cheese and pastrami and salami and turkey breast lunch meat leftover from my lunch sandwich
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Philip Jeffries said it best
David bowie as agent Phillip Jeffries in Fire Walk With Me saying, "it was a dream, we live inside a dream."
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Gert B. Frobe said it best imo
Gert B. Frobe (Christopher Walken) telling Joe Dirt, "the past is past the future is now"
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Keefe
Keefe from the righteous gemstones looking concerned and a little angry side eye with a really sweet cyberpunk looking jacket that would make elon jealous
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Arts and crafts with my 70 year old mom, making her listen to Nitzer Ebb
Two cardboard signs spray painted black on a garage floor with a can of white paint a a sponge brush. One is painted and reads, "impeach, convict, remove" a shadow of an old ass "full house" dining room chair is across the top left of the photo
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Blue maga on bluesky:
Terry from reno 911 siting on the ground crying to LT. Dangle saying "I was murdered"
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Black and white photo of Yul Brynner as ramses in the 10 commandments
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Bluntlicious 😶‍🌫️ @bluntlicious.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Yul Brynner
Black and White photo of Yul Brynner as Ramses in the 10 commandments
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