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Todd Smith

@blunderalong.bsky.social
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Still awaiting my promised 🚀 jet pack. Willing and unapologetic kale 🥬 eater.

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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 14h
Um, Kristin Noehm, Lauren Boebert …. the list goes on and on …
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just feeling kinda despaired and sad this day … don’t know what may help 🤷‍♂️
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Let me whisper sweet nothings about Functional JavaScript to you Jenn 🤓
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Anger Management Jack Nicholson
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Venmo payment cleared
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
digital image of a lion standing at a wooden lectern in a forest clearing, speaking into two microphones while an audience of deer and sheep look on. Text above reads "If you vote red... I will become vegan and give you $5000..."
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thinking the ghost of Big P*ssy is somehow involved
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Sopranos: Paulie in the Locker Room
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NEW: As Colorado’s Tina Peters reportedly meets with President Trump to discuss an election “plan,” her attorney says the plan involves seizing ballots nationwide and discusses strategy for a potential civil war
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Probably just Venezuela beef Orangey invaded for
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Perfect post 🏆
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The “artificial” part of intelligence is just automation of doing bad search engine queries 😜
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Have Fun In Hell
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Firing squad will include Stephen and Katie Miller, Jared and Vanky, Alito, Bannon and Markwayne … all bloodthirsty mf’s
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Eric Clapton & Derek And The Dominoes - Layla Live
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Somewhat related … bsky.app/profile/twmc...
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We hate Trump like you hated Obama.

However, we hate Trump because he is racist.

You hated Obama because you are racist.
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Woman Shaking Dumbbell, Oh Yeah Yess!
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We are all the Potoo since 2015, crying out into the nothing
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pol Pot was a setup. Idi Amin was deep stated. Stalin had great table manners. Ted Bundy was romantic.
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Giving primates a major diss
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Spaceballs Money
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TC trying out his fence straddling strategy for post midterms … #BothSides
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Jumping Over The Fence Fail
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is he gonna wear his little vest and give another nasally press conference ?
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Jared Kushner Impersonation Sketch
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This should be a “giff”, as they say
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I presume they didn’t die overnight of starvation as they suspected ?
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dose pink toe beans 🫘 !
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He could use a bunch more of those 🩸 transfusions from young people
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Former Econ advisor to Trump 1, wonder if he’s on the naughty list now
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 29/09/2026
☠️☠️☠️
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When will there be CONSEQUENCES ??
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But
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I Wish I Knew How To Quit You
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Luvs me some math and science posts 🤓
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I advice Jacq to consult a dictionary 📖
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Fuck.
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What tree frog ? I see no tree frog hiding under the hose reel lid
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No dependencies, no bundles … as I ship 10,000 loc for “utilities”
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As long as he was faster than the other former alligator handlers.
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Anaheim Ducks I Fricken Hate Those Guys
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Work Work Work … how ya doing boys ?
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me neither Jenn 😂
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Ronnieliang Pilot in Cockpit Gives Thumbs Up
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 26/09/2026
Trump, for over a decade: "I wouldn't give him a state dinner." This week: A full state dinner at the White House for China's Xi Jinping, complete with the arrival ceremony, a gift, and billionaires everywhere.
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ALERT: For third time, US Supreme Court blocks the GOP gerrymandered Congressional map in Missouri The brief ruling seems to dunk on the attempts by state GOP to press ahead with the redrawn map
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Joe Walsh Is Right......
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is spot-on 🎯. It is the responsibility of musicians to take political and societal positions … American blues, Joan Baez, Dylan, RStones. To use the limelight / stage to be apolitical is pure cowardice 🙈
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My cat 🐈 when she sees that
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Panda Destroys Office Computer
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lube would help
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Oddly Satisfying Drill
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
From 16,000 to 185 to Zero: Trump’s Claims of Illegal Voting in Nevada Fizzle. "The state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen."
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From 15,000 to 185 to Zero: Trump’s Claims of Illegal Voting in Nevada Fizzle
It was the Trump administration’s latest stumble in its effort to find proof of widespread noncitizen voting, despite decades of evidence that it is extremely rare.
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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Mclovin character from Superbad movie
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