Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 25/07/2025“The idea that one must be alive to serve as labor secretary is outdated and rooted in reverse racism. I mean, what does the Secretary of Labor even do?" Karoline Leavitt asked a reporter. www.instagram.com/p/DMiV6_wgHTX/ 061
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Hulk Hogan To Remain As Secretary Of Labor Following His Death:bluffpost.comHulk Hogan To Remain As Secretary Of Labor Following His DeathThe famed former wrestling star and current Secretary of Labor, Hulk Hogan, has passed away at the age of 71. 020
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 21/07/2025“We’re currently looking at a tiered model. You could have things like no engine fires in the top tier; A tier below that could be up to one engine fire, maybe some explosions; And then a tier below that will be our original ‘Anything Goes’ policy.” www.instagram.com/p/DMYCLdjA1oK/ 040
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Delta Airlines Begins Charging Additional Fee For Non-Flaming Flights: www.bluffpost.com/p/delta-to-b...bluffpost.comDelta To Begin Charging Additional Fee For Non-Flaming FlightsDelta Airlines has announced its plans to enact a bold new earnings strategy. 010
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 20/07/2025The officer expressed the toll that the job has taken on his mental health: “I’ve got a family at home, and now I have to break the news to them that we need to find a new Mexican take-out spot. I’ll have to live with that for the rest of my life.” www.instagram.com/p/DMV4AuwyyH0/ 011
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 20/07/2025ICE Officer Politely Waits For Food Truck To Finish His Order Before Deporting Cook: www.bluffpost.com/p/ice-office...bluffpost.comICE Officer Politely Waits For Food Truck To Finish His Order Before Deporting Cook“It’s definitely going to be hard to find a new favorite lunch spot,” stated John Donahue, an ICE officer in Los Angeles, CA. 010
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Trump, desperate to evade the spotlight of the recent backlash, is trying anything and everything to distract the media. Just today, he displayed his newly acquired nose and belly button piercings in public and shouted the n-word at a blade of grass. www.instagram.com/p/DMOOZ0vyips/ 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 17/07/2025“There is no Epstein list, and even if there was, there’s probably a lot of phony stuff in there. And who’s to say what’s true? It’s all she said, I said.” Trump told a group of reporters in the Oval Office on Wednesday. www.bluffpost.com/p/trump-seri...bluffpost.comTrump Seriously Beginning To Regret Molesting All Those Children“If I’d known you guys were gonna make such a big deal out of this, I’d have hardly even molested those kids,” stated President Donald Trump, responding to supporter backlash over the administration’s... 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Trump Addresses Failure To Release Epstein List:bluffpost.comTrump Seriously Beginning To Regret Molesting All Those Children“If I’d known you guys were gonna make such a big deal out of this, I’d have hardly even molested those kids,” stated President Donald Trump, responding to supporter backlash over the administration’s... 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 15/07/2025BREAKING NEWS: Former Vice President Dick Cheney Tragically Found Alive At Age 84 www.bluffpost.com/p/former-vic...bluffpost.comFormer Vice President Dick Cheney Tragically Found Alive At Age 84Dick Cheney, 46th Vice President of the United States, was tragically found alive and well at his home in Wilson, Wyoming. 001
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 15/07/2025No one was more shocked to hear the news than Cheney himself: “I thought I’d died and reached hell ever since we had that black president. You mean to tell me that was real?” www.instagram.com/p/DMIrZFFg8ff/ 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 11/07/2025“My only fear is that the ‘boys’ are too stupid to partake in self-reflection of any form. I’d be surprised if they ever felt guilt, remorse, contrition, or really anything beyond being drunk,” stated former President Barack Obama. www.instagram.com/p/DL-qyLMS-ky/ 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 11/07/2025bluffpost.comNelk Boys Continue Podcast Despite Growing Calls To Kill ThemselvesThe Nelk Boys, known for their podcast and popularity among late-20-year-olds still attending middle school, reportedly hosted Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on their podcast this Tuesday. 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Nelk Boys Reportedly Host Netanyahu On Podcast: www.bluffpost.com/p/nelk-boys-...bluffpost.comNelk Boys Continue Podcast Despite Growing Calls To Kill ThemselvesThe Nelk Boys, known for their podcast and popularity among late-20-year-olds still attending middle school, reportedly hosted Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on their podcast this Tuesday. 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 09/07/2025“Please lower your water consumption, your electricity usage, your breathing. We must redirect these resources to AI in order to save the human race.” www.instagram.com/p/DL5ZVu-vWyG/ 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 09/07/2025"In order to get to that point, however, OpenAI estimates it will need $180 billion from investors and the construction of 15 more AI super data centers, which are estimated to increase AI water consumption by 70,000%." www.bluffpost.com/p/sam-altman...bluffpost.comSam Altman: 'AI Less Than 10 Years From Solving AI Driven Water Shortage'Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI, the company behind ChatGPT, believes artificial intelligence is only “a few thousand days” away from solving a pertinent crisis for humanity. 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 08/07/2025DOJ Finds No Evidence That Jeffrey Epstein Wasn't Actually A Chill Guy Once You Got To Know Himbluffpost.comDOJ Finds Jeffrey Epstein Was Actually A Chill Guy Once You Got To Know HimA review overseen by Attorney General Pam Bondi has concluded that the deceased financier Jeffrey Epstein was “actually a chill guy once you got to know him.” 110
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 08/07/2025"The department has released hours of declassified footage as part of its review. In the footage, Epstein can be seen reclining in a lounge chair, sipping on what appears to be a strawberry daiquiri." www.instagram.com/p/DL2lMR1gV5J/ 010
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 06/07/2025“If Trump put this Matthew Tillerman guy in charge of FEMA, then I’m sure he’s more than capable! I trust him!” shouted an unnamed drowning civilian as he floated by. www.instagram.com/p/DLyG3XWSlpD/ 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Trump responds to questions about FEMA cuts : www.bluffpost.com/p/fema-now-j... 010
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 06/07/2025"With the death count rising, Texas’s hopes now lie in the capable hands of Matthew Tillerman and his rope and life jacket." www.bluffpost.com/p/fema-now-j...bluffpost.comFEMA Now Just One Guy With Life Jacket, Rope“We’re as committed as ever to helping people before, during, and after disasters," said Matthew Tillerman, the last employee of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 03/07/2025“Sometimes you have to settle for a bill that’s not perfect, but has some of what you’re looking for. You can’t keep holding out for the perfect bill to come along and swoop you off your feet. Stuff like that only happens in fairytales,” said Senator John Thune. www.instagram.com/p/DLqRQ5ES4PW/ 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 03/07/2025As Trump Prepares To Sign The 'Big, Beautiful Bill,' Reports Say He's Keeping His Options Open: www.bluffpost.com/p/trump-alre...bluffpost.comTrump Already Eyeing Up 'Younger, More Attractive' BillThis Thursday, Congress has passed President Donald Trump’s “big, beautiful’ bill. 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 30/06/2025“He could’ve jumped in front of the plane or called up his Muslim friends and told them they’re flying too low. But, no. He didn’t even run into the burning buildings to save anyone. Those people, their blood is on his hands.” www.instagram.com/p/DLibwXvSUa_/ 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Eye Witness: 'Mamdani Did Nothing, Just Watched As The Towers Fell'bluffpost.comEye Witness: 'Mamdani Did Nothing, Just Watched As The Towers Fell'Scathing revelations cast aspersions on the newly elected Democratic nominee for the New York mayoral race. 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Supreme Court Rules 'No Takesies Backsies' For Asian Migrants Deported To Costa Rica www.bluffpost.com/p/supreme-co...bluffpost.comSupreme Court Rules 'No Takesies Backsies" For Asian Migrants Deported To Costa RicaTensions between the United States and Central America continue to grow. 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 24/06/2025“يسعدني أن أعلن، بالتعاون مع رئيس الوزراء، أننا اتفقنا على وقف إطلاق نار غير محدد سيؤدي إلى سلام عظيم لشعبينا.' It’s unclear what the Ayatollah was trying to say, but it certainly wasn’t English." www.instagram.com/p/DLSojo5gEfU/ 021
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Israel-Iran Sign Historic 50 Second Ceasefire www.bluffpost.com/p/israel-ira...bluffpost.comIsrael-Iran Sign Historic 50-Second CeasefireJune 24th, 2025, a day that will serve history as a testament to diplomacy, negotiation, and above all else, peace. 010
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 20/06/2025"Bluff will continue to report on the Iran War decision once we receive our “Level 5 Premium-Deluxe” membership card, which is expected to arrive by mail in two weeks." www.bluffpost.com/p/white-hous...bluffpost.comWhite House Puts Iran War Decision Behind PaywallThis Friday, the Trump administration has unleashed their new revenue-collecting initiative for the federal government. 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Bluff will continue to report on the Iran War decision once we receive our “Level 5 Premium-Deluxe” membership card, which is expected to arrive by mail in two weeks. www.instagram.com/p/DLIqe9JSd0m/ 023
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 20/06/2025White House Puts Iran War Decision Behind Paywall: www.bluffpost.com/p/white-hous...bluffpost.comWhite House Puts Iran War Decision Behind PaywallThis Friday, the Trump administration has unleashed their new revenue-collecting initiative for the federal government. 011
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Netanyahu: “I Had No Choice But To Strike Iran, We Ran Out Of Gazans” www.bluffpost.com/p/netanyahu-...bluffpost.comNetanyahu: 'I Had No Choice But To Strike Iran, We Ran Out Of Gazans'The genocide in Gaza appears to be taking a toll on Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. 021
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Trump Announces Juneteenth Reparations For Descendants Of Slaveholders: www.bluffpost.com/p/trump-anno...bluffpost.comTrump Announces Reparations For Descendants Of SlaveholdersThis Juneteenth, President Trump shocked the country with his exciting announcement. 010
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 14/06/2025"The parade is already in motion, as hundreds show up to line the streets of DC, and Trump administration officials begin passing out free armbands." www.bluffpost.com/p/trump-just...bluffpost.comTrump Just Wishes His Fuhrer Was Alive To See This“It’s days like this I really miss him,” Trump told a Fox News reporter. 022
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 14/06/2025"The parade is already in motion, as hundreds show up to line the streets of DC, and Trump administration officials begin passing out free armbands." www.instagram.com/p/DK5SBafSyoG/ 010
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Trump Just Wishes His Fuhrer Was Alive To See This:bluffpost.comTrump Just Wishes His Fuhrer Was Alive To See This“It’s days like this I really miss him,” Trump told a Fox News reporter. 010
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 13/06/2025US Sergeant Redd Grant believes it will be a smooth transition: “I served in Iraq starting back in 04, it’s really no different than battling brown people domestically. I’ve always said Muslims are like the Mexicans of the Middle East.” www.bluffpost.com/p/us-troops-...bluffpost.comU.S. Troops Graduate From L.A. Training Camp To Begin Fighting Brown People Abroad“It’s an honor to apply my training in Los Angeles to fight real brown enemies overseas,” said Private Jason Marsh of the U.S. 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 13/06/2025US Sergeant Redd Grant believes it will be a smooth transition: “I served in Iraq starting back in 04, it’s really no different than battling brown people domestically. I’ve always said Muslims are like the Mexicans of the Middle East.” www.instagram.com/p/DK2c_qFPVaD/ 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 13/06/2025bluffpost.comU.S. Troops Graduate From L.A. Training Camp To Begin Fighting Brown People Abroad“It’s an honor to apply my training in Los Angeles to fight real brown enemies overseas,” said Private Jason Marsh of the U.S. 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 13/06/2025U.S. Troops Graduate From L.A. Training Camp To Begin Fighting Brown People Abroad www.bluffpost.com/p/us-troops-...bluffpost.comU.S. Troops Graduate From L.A. Training Camp To Begin Fighting Brown People Abroad“It’s an honor to apply my training in Los Angeles to fight real brown enemies overseas,” said Private Jason Marsh of the U.S. 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Mitch McConnell Shows First Sign Of Movement Since He Froze At A Press Event Two Years Agobluffpost.comMitch McConnell Shows First Sign Of Movement In Two YearsIt’s a miracle! 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 12/06/2025"At 2:07 PM and 11 seconds, McConnell’s left eye blinked slowly for all to see. 'Glory be! Glory be unto all!' shouted Senator Chuck Grassley (R-IA) before dropping to his knees and making the sign of the cross over his chest." www.bluffpost.com/p/mitch-mcco...bluffpost.comMitch McConnell Shows First Sign Of Movement In Two YearsIt’s a miracle! 010
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 12/06/2025"At 2:07 PM and 11 seconds, McConnell’s left eye blinked slowly for all to see. 'Glory be! Glory be unto all!' shouted Senator Chuck Grassley (R-IA) before dropping to his knees and making the sign of the cross over his chest." www.instagram.com/p/DKzjE-Fg0XW/ 032
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 10/06/2025“Finally I can grow my intestinal microbiome without being exposed to the harmful effects of fluoride consumption,” Kennedy told the crowd. www.instagram.com/p/DKvGE2FSlNT/ 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 10/06/2025RFK Jr Tells CDC To Start Recommending Non-Fluorinated Poop Waterbluffpost.substack.comRFK Jr Tells CDC To Start Recommending Non-Fluorinated Poop WaterSecretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. 100
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 09/06/2025While bleeding out, Chuck Schumer pleaded to the press: “Quick! In my front shirt pocket; There’s a strongly worded letter! Take it and bring it to Trump, at once! The diction will bring an end to this tyrannical regime!” Schumer shouted as he faded into oblivion. www.instagram.com/p/DKsOj0kyX17/ 021
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 09/06/2025“Moves like this are a purposefully inflammatory attempt to garner media attention so we lose focus from the real issues,” Sen. Chris Murphy told the press.bluffpost.substack.comDemocrats Reassure Firing Squad 'Just A Distraction'While President Trump’s ‘big beautiful bill’ makes its way through the Senate, Democrats direct the public to keep their eye on the ball. 010
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Democrats Reassure Firing Squad 'Just A Distraction'bluffpost.substack.comDemocrats Reassure Firing Squad 'Just A Distraction'While President Trump’s ‘big beautiful bill’ makes its way through the Senate, Democrats direct the public to keep their eye on the ball. 000
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 08/06/2025“We don’t need the National Guard beating minorities to death and escalating tensions in the streets of Los Angeles, that’s what the LAPD is for,” Newsom stated www.instagram.com/p/DKpdjG2AnMc/ 020
Bluff @bluffpost.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Gavin Newsom: ‘LAPD Plenty Capable Escalating Tensions, Beating Protestors, Without National Guard’bluffpost.substack.comGavin Newsom: ‘LAPD Plenty Capable Escalating Tensions, Beating Protestors, Without National Guard’Governor Gavin Newsom casts aspersions on Trump’s ordering on the National Guard to quell Los Angeles anti-ICE protest. 010