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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter

@bluesguysovermars.bsky.social
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Lurking and reading. Totally not doomscrolling.

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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The alt gov accounts are, to borrow a phrase, deeply weird.
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lol 5th place azz
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cute dog!
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He’s gotten worse to the point that his psy-op handlers must be frustrated that he’s giving the game away so badly. Or not, I’m sure it’s effective anyway. But yeah just an affront to comedy in every way. Really enjoyed your appearance, Tom! Immediate follow ensued. Cheers!
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I practiced law for 14 years before losing my shit and becoming a carpenter - work I knew nothing about. It’s not intrinsically ennobling work, most days are exhausting and the ever present threat of injury takes its toll. It does feel freeing somewhat and boy do you learn a lot about class & labor.
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your work is increasingly seeming like the polar opposite of aye eye and I am grateful
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes but the goals of making him look befuddled and surveilled worked. With a rescued by a woman kicker. And their commitment to the bit probably endeared them even more to their backers.
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They fed their trove into AI for “analysis,” got this idea back, didn’t care if it was true (rear staffer counseled against lol), ran with it because they knew such an accusation would get a befuddled reaction, no world where a man attends a women’s sporting event, & Britt credulity for kicker
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Talk about nothing but faith in nothing!
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fkn Bilderberg bro
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ha! That burn certainly won’t help
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Derek to meet you.
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God-tier alt text
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Solid cat names
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s those damn unions, amirite?!
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just the normal amount unfortunately. Racist brain rot.
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When you don’t have to deny the code red anymore
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Col Nathan R Jessep: It's That Simple
Alt: A .gif of Jack Nicholson as Col Nathan R Jessep in “A Few Good Men” saying It's That Simple
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Damn you got two corny jokes in organically! Impressed. Jealous.
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“But wait none of those people are me” - that’s right, my 12 year old main character buddy
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hydrate or Diedrate
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Princess Bride: Truly a Dizzying Intellect
ALT: Princess Bride: Truly a Dizzying Intellect
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Maybe someday you’ll understand how dumb you sound here.
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Well said. Thank you for posting as I hadn’t heard of Tilly. I dug around and found this video where he said he came to regret the state formation framing because everyone seized upon it teleologically.
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Charles Tilly interview: concepts and state formation
YouTube video by Daniel Little
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
there are men on the left who will see right wing men as their allies above left wing women because in their eyes the former confirms masculinity and the latter conveys weakness
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Is that the Wii sports theme ??
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
JFC, I missed this one. Nice foghorn, zynmassturd
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NBA champion coach Phil Jackson says he doesn’t watch basketball anymore because it got too political
Eleven-time champion coach Phil Jackson said in a recent interview that he no longer watches NBA basketball, saying that the league was trying to appeal to a “certain audience” with soc…
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Came here to say this. Under appreciated bit of absurd art of its time
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Stole my first cig (Winston red) out of my mawmaw’s red pouch at ~12. She kept a small round twist-lid ashtray in there too.
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Killer mozz sticks too, as good as any restaurant fare at 1/2 the price and effort
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
NERMAL
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Get their assess.
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Ok but are you sure
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Yes. The regime can rack up procedural dismissals all day. They count those as wins.
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
They could never make me hate her.
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Too many grifting Karps and Weisses to keep track of
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I’ve had some success with meal idea generation, especially when I’m worn out after work. I can plug in a few items and it will lay out 5 decent ideas that are doable with the items + staples on hand. But, all out recipes are not as helpful to me personally and I wouldn’t trust it not to poison me.
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Congrats from NWA!!
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Damn yeah they do look the same. Shit I don’t know!
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I’ve watched it many times, they look similar but I think the arrestee looks older. Yahoo News and Denver Gazette also reporting the tripper not the glasses kid was arrested.
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
TMZ is reporting the opposite: amp.tmz.com/2025/10/20/n... “To be clear, the person arrested at this time is not the one who took the glasses off the man's face earlier in the video. Denver Police tell TMZ the case is still under investigation.”
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'No Kings' Protester Arrested For Aggravated Assault Related to Tripping Trump Supporter in Viral Video
A "No Kings" demonstrator has been arrested after cops say he tripped a President Donald Trump supporter who yelled out a gay slur in a video now going viral.
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Goosechase.jpg many such cases
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
🤭 “Salesforce replaced the pair with comedian David Spade for Thursday afternoon’s event.” 🤡
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Was thinking that too bc it said he complained to police about the pills. He must’ve thought wasn’t on camera (boomer shit).
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Is Bark affiliated with Omidiyar Network or the Reporters in Residence program?
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
You’re 100% correct
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Bog standard holocaust exceptionalism. There is no worst.
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Hairy Chafin’ Carpenter @bluesguysovermars.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Is the kid ok?! 😅
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