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Sheepwrecked

@bluescale.bsky.social
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🏆🐑Stuck in roadside drainage ditch World Champion🐑🏆 -- i will never message you about commissions-- 40ish, Girl Ram, don't ask. She/her if possible, but nbd t.me/+kET-VDqinWpmNWNh art telegram channel <--

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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Same energy
Mona from  parks and rec saying "I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life".
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
my dumb ass process
screen shot of clipstudio showing a work in progress of a car being drawn up using the perspective tool in clip
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
<--- she just had TWO cans of pepsi max
a small cute beloved lamb sitting (loaf pose) (in bread mode) on some hay in a barn, next to round-barred metal fence. 

The sheep has an expression of pure bliss and serenity
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Your average Florida gas station
A fat homosexual dinosaur at a "WewI" gas station that is reminiscent of Wawa. They're leaning on a blue retro ford car of some kind the artist doesnt know what cars are she just googled for a 3d model to look at as reference. There are hot dogs and a pack of malboros  on the hood of the car but its implied they're full of lollipops instead. 
The dinosaur has jean shorts on, florida-gator trainers on, a blue "florida" teal tanktop. 
Its night time, its been raining the car is wet the ground is reflective thanks to water. In the background you see the interior of the gas station is made of mostly squares because nobody is going to look here .
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
some mediocre anime twink saying 'people die if they are eaten'
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
raz..
concerned cartoon sheep holding a hand over her mouth
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
listen im never judging anyone for time spent on steam games
a screen shot of stellaris showing 1216 hours played
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
good morning to Pepsi ONLY
phone screen shot of a facebook post. The post is from PATCHWORKSHEEP_ it features a Ewe with black, brown and beige wool. Very golden eyes, beige eyebrows, beige inner ears with blcak outsides, a black wooled face, beige jaw, brown mane that turns to beige at the front, and a mottled brown/beige/black coat. It is looking at the camera. 

The text reads 
Patchworksheep_ The beautiful enigma that is Pepsi (black love heart) She has an odd personality. A bit of a loner, wild at heart and skeptical of people, yet on.. (more)
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I had the one on the left.... nick the one on the right, omg it was, insanely good
two boxes of amazing looking food, a shwarma box which is all the interior of a shwarma  wrap but put over rice or fries, next to fatoush with garlic sauce and tziki on top
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
you'll never guess what i had for lunch, again (i am addicted to garlic pasta with too much chili powder and a pile of chick peas..)
a stupid cartoon sheep eating pasta from a green bowl, the pasta is nuclear red, the red color is all around her mouth. She's holding her head and sweating. there is a wacom and keyboard infront of her
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Someone couldn't wait until dinner was finished cooking..
A big fat anthropomorphic fox with purple hair wearing a pink and white striped apron and green slacks, with a hint of red underwear. He's leaning against a counter, love handle pressing against the marble countertop. The fox is holding a pizza box that says 'pizza pups' its orange and is a reference to little ceasars. The fox has purple hair. Hes standing infront of a fridge that has many delivery app coupons on it. Tiled floor. The counter top has an open pizza box, a wooden chopping board and rolling pin, a bag of flour, open can of pringles a phone, mixing bowls and spoon, a stick of butter on the board. There is a box of condoms with some thumb tacks next to it. The fox is saying "I AM still making dinner.. but we got so hungry now so..'
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
3 little blocks of chocolate + ninajirachi | full set for JJJ 50th anniversary + mint tea
a sheep looking like it is experiencing life altering levels of peace and serenity there is a weird house in the background
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
boo this dragon
a stupid fat blue and yellow dragon leaning on a tree, it has 3 frills on its head and its saying "huh?" its stomach is pressed against a branch.
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ranch
A big fat miltank leaning against a fence, a painted rural landscape at sunset, forground has flowers. The character has a hand on their chin leaning forward,  a smug sleepy look on their face.  There are blobs of sheep (wooloos) in the paddock. Theres a small pokemon bird thing on the fence post, i forgot which one it is.  Towering sunset clouds.
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Beach (happy pride)
An overweight anthropomorphic sheep character, wearing blue and yellow nails, pink earings, and a necklace with trans and pride colors. wearing a black one piece swimsuit. ankle bracelets. city in the background
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
can i come over and stare at you like this
sheep staring ominously. head resting on a piece of wood that is probably in a barn. it looks like its frowning, mouth twisted into a slight grimace of disapproval.
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Reminder I have a telegram art channel where MOST of my art goes, and where I open up for co//miss//ions Check my bio for details, just realized I hadn't posted about this in ages haha
A screen shot of a telegram channels media tab, featuring lots of sketches and artwork
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
good morning
TOP TEXT ME LOOKING AT THE SINGLE MOTHER AS I SWALLOW HER CAR KEYS 
BOTTOM TEXT NONE

BOTTOM IMAGE AN OUT OF FOCUS SHEEPP IN A PADDOCK STARING AT CAMERA, RELAXED VIBES, CHILL VIBES, BLURRY, FENCE POSTS
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It's important to relax
A fat very muscular anthropomorphic grey horse, leaning back against rocks, relaxing in a hot pool pouring a bucket of water onto himself, there are trees in the background
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I've been extremely normal about this guy don't even worry
Red deer guy, kind of chunky, two poses. One he's brushing his hair back looking at the camera, hand on his hips. The other he's looking at the camera smiling and holding a durex don't look at me
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Steal his look Clothes - 110 Footwear - 330 Accessories - 57,000
a character sheet of a red deer guy, featuring a price breakdown of each individual item, the watch, camera and jewelry being especially expensive. There are close ups of his feet, a front on shot of his face, a view from behind in expensive swim shorts and a color palette that looks like the artist feels passionate about graphic design
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Red deer guy
An exceptionally hot red deer guy wearing a magnum PI shirt, a rolex, holding an expensive camera, with striped pants, wearing socks and sandals leaning against a rock. Hes wearing expensive necklaces and there is a beach in the background. He has alternating yellow and blue fingernail polish. 
The word "VOGUE" is written behind him in large letters, underneath it reads 'redefining the stag party'
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It, unfortunately for me, is wildly good. Just enough heat that you don't want to eat a whole bowl by itself..but just enough heat that it goes perfectly with any carb The first meal-prep blocks are freezing, i need them to hurry up so i can freeze the rest and stop eating it 😭😭😭
A big red pot filled with yellow potato curry, the photography has in an extremely embarrassing try hard way wiped down the inside of the pot to make it look cleaner.
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Preparing for a big mostly* vegetarian curry. Got a huge pile of potatoes and then forgot to get more onion, so its going to be a big pile of....... all this *curry paste has fish sauce it turns out 😭
A big spread of from right to left 
soy sauce, red curry paste, pepper, chili powder, red lentils, chick peas, peanut butter, coconut milks, coconut oil, ginger, onion, garlic, potatoes vegetable stock, a bowl of spices with chili powder, cumin, onion and garlic powder, bay leaves and some garam masala
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
the sheep, hates the exercise (but the post workout endorphins and slightly lowered ghrelin levels is great)
a stupid fat anthropomorphic sheep in gym shorts and a white singlet walking on a treadmill, looking tired, holding a hand held fan to her face.
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
flynns route of echo is over 😒 i'll really have to compose my thoughts and just link it in a google document or something so as to avoid spoilers. one route left to go. did i enjoy this route?
the poster sarcastically includes a screen shot of a text box reading "it's a mystery. "
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Using pinterest for its intended purpose i think
screen shot of a pinterest board 

it reads

Cars I want to make out with people in the back of
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I hate cars except these cars and maybe other ones i find because cars are stupid but these are hot actually

it shows a collection of dorky mostly off road cars from the 70's through to the 90's
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
what i imagine it's like
thumbnail of pbs spacetime, thumbnail shows a diagram of the big bang and cosmic inflation, the  text of the thumbnail reads 'the real physics of cosmic inflation'. 
Superimposed infront of the thumb nail is a stereotypical cartoon furry/husky with blue white and yellow markings and a pink collar, looking nervously back at the viewer and saying 'w..why are you looking at me.."
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
another award has hit the sheep
some fuckin guy whispering to george "w" bush who is looking vacant to the left that another plane has hit the world trade center
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Guess who just won the award for best Forgot To Soak Your Navy Beans Overnight So You Can Make Chili.
a stupid fucking idiot looking sheep wearing a party hat staring blankly off screen with a vacant look in its eyes, its standing on hay there is a blue bench beside it.
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
You'll just have to believe me that this tastes amazing
A big pot of orange 'nutrients' in a big red le creuset pot that she definitely can't afford and was a gift.
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The blender is full of butternut squash and roast bell peppers/capsicum blended with a bit of stock. Bowls of red/yellow capsicum, mushrooms, onion, potatoes, tofu, and red lentils at the back 😤 oh and a pile of garlic, etc etc she'll cook all this as soon as she gets up.. any second now..
bowls full of chopped vegetables, bowl of cubed tofu, cans of coconut milk, jar of pb, jar of red curry paste, a blender full of THE ORANGE SUBSTANCE, a cutting board with diced up garlic.
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
i feel you here
two wojak (i think idk) people hugging, both are filled with screen shots of layer folders representing pages.
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
to all the haters, some brown sugar scones with a yogurt glaze
six fucking awesome looking brown sugar scones with yogurt glaze each looking like a cool explosion caught mid frame looks like the kind of shit you'd get at rustic bakery in some distant european town but instead its from kays oven their are 6 muffins on a metal tray sitting on parchment paper on a black marble/stone countertop that looks recently wiped clean
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
mount isa
elaine from hit '90's' 'sit com' on 'television' 'seinfeld' or 'seinfield' idk 
she is smiling and looking to the left, wearing a business jacket and some kind of wallpaper patterned winter shawl. 

it is captioned ( laughing nervously) what the fuck?
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
me when i don't eat giant huge tablespoons of peanut butter like my body craves
screen shot of lord of the rings, galadriel saying 'i pass the test. I will diminish.. "
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
saved you a click the answer is get her a second bowl of spinach and pesto pasta with a big dash of hotsauce
Screen shot of a youtube video titled 'what to do if you see a sheep stuck on its back' . It features a dumb as hell fat sheep laying on its back looking stupid and at peace. The account is 'caenhill countryside center' and it has 3.1m views 4 years ago. 125 likes. Notably the screen shotter has not clicked subscribe yet, revealing herself to be a villain of sorts.
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
the rest of the call
some fuckn deer thing biting some white personf fucking wrist just fucking chomping on it staring at the camer awith soulless evil deer eyes that only know blood lust also the picture is out of focus and i double checked im pretty sure its not ai
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
chase just fell over and then had a dream sequence where someone else fell over im going to fucking
top text "i cant fucking take it" a small creature gerbil or hamster or something looking stressed out and small on a sofa, bottom text "seriously im at my limit"
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Hard work out
Digital cell shaded artwork of a fat anthropomorphic brown coated horse with black mane and tail. Darker brown markings on his snout. He looks like he's taking a step, hand on his back pouring a bottle of water onto his stomach and chest. Hes wearing a white singlet that's transparent from being wet, and blue sweat pants. He looks tired, tongue lolling out of his mouth as he's sweating.
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
listen
a fat sheep girl(eventually, we're working on it) in a green sports bra top thing, wearing black jeans. She's clearing her throat looking embarrassed as the word 'ahem' appears next to her.
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
oh don't get me wrong, i love a 'hot pep' as much as the next person
inked digital art of a fat stupid anthro sheep girl(eventually) pouring bottles of pepsi zero into an electric kettle, she looks happy to be doing this because she is australian
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
(completely out of breath) happy trans awareness day
a fat fairly androgenous sheep who is working hard to look more like a woman give her time alright, walking on a treadmill , looking exhausted, holding a hand held fan to her face, shes wearing a white singlet with a green sports bra visible underneath, and red exercise shorts. 

She is saying 'just 100 more' as a reference to pounds.
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
it is extremely embarrassing that this is literally what happened
small to big domino's meme but the smallest says 'play echo' the middle says 'hey husband can we talk' and the largest says 'she/her'
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk, she has a speech bubble that goes to the top of the jpg implying that the post above this one is in her voice
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I'll have what he's havin
A fat kangaroo in some cool teal green flip flops, shorts and a cute little neck scarf leaning back using his tail to balance and cutely pouring a jar of vegemite into their mouth. He's also holding a chiko roll, an australian delicacy craved by many which despite how it sounds can be eaten by girls or anyone else too.
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Your daily dose of squirrel
A red squirrel in a blue striped wearing red rimmed round glasses six various poses. I bet you thought i was done describing 
Top left he's swinging from what must be squirrel sided monkey bar things
Top middle hes drinking out of a boba drink the size of he is 
Top right hes leaning out from a pole and reaching onto a bird feeding tray
Bottom left he's looking at the viewer holding his cheeks that are clearly filled up a lot like squirrels do
Bottom middle perspective shot of him looking upwards holding his glasses in a kind of cocky manner
Bottom right he is laying on his back obviously over-eaten and holding half a mars bar like its a goddamn body pillow.
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Now that's a donkey
3 digital drawings of a fat donkey character with good hair mostly covering his eyes. Hes wearing black singlet and pink pants. In 2 of the 3 images hes eating from a bowl of chips, one looking full after the bowl is empty one eating a chip from it. The third image is a kind of in perspective high shot looking down at him as he lifts his hair up out of the way to look at the camear, hes holding a root beer. the background is a gradient of pink to yellow.
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
no idea that i could even save drafts i think i wrote this in a fugue state
a screen shot of a drafts folder post that says 
(spends 30 hours browsing the pooltoy tag on FA getting increasingly irate with eveyr passing minute) 
Ok so d you fuck them or not
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Sheepwrecked @bluescale.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
He asked you to hold the ladder steady
A big fat anthropomorphic aka "Furry" in the common parlance, crow standing on a ladder. His wearing jeans and a green shirt. He's changing the lightbulb on a ceiling fan. His big fat stomach is resting on the top rung of the ladder. He's looking down at you expectantly. Cell shaded, against a 2 tone orange background. Despite being furry art there is no fur here its all feathers, this is just another example of hollywood magic.
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