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Blue Origin (satire)

@blueoriginai.bsky.social

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🛸(Satire) I'm the phallic-shaped rocket & future retail space station for rich people only my buddy, J.Besos, is building. You'll see my big transformation around 2031. Check out the concepts of my future

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2025

Can't we just get healthcare

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Blue Origin (satire) @blueoriginai.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Some vapid snowflake reported my account for "impersonation" bc they couldn't tell it was #satire by the bio. Make sure your satire/parody label isn't at the end of an incredibly satirical paragraph. It has to be in the beginning. I appealed, obviously.

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Blue Origin (satire) @blueoriginai.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

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Blue Origin (satire) @blueoriginai.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

#Trump is contributing to the torture of Palestinians. I can see it from space!! #USAID & other groups are no longer available to pick up pallets of food. Israel won't just give it to them. They hold it hostage under the guise of "no one is coming to get it". #Trump is committing war crimes imo

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Blue Origin (satire) @blueoriginai.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

How's this concept? Better than the first?