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Jeremy

@bluelightj.fightins.online
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Union factory worker, Phishhead, lemonade enthusiast, someone’s dad; always happy to heart your pro-Phillies skeet

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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 13h
The ASCAP headquarters in Nashville, with a speech bubble indicating the building is speaking the quoted skeet
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 06/10/2026
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only
YouTube screenshot of the song “Doctor Wu” by Steely Dan, featuring the cover of the song’s album Katy Lied (1975)
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 10/09/2026
What the hell, go birds
Birds won’t let the bird kid video play on Bluesky
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 10/09/2026
Real ones are thinking about her
Broadway star Natalie Kaye Clater stands smiling in front of Ms Rachel, wearing a yellow dress and headband, in a still from “I’m So Happy” on Songs For Littles
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 06/09/2026
In a black-and-white screenshot from “The Secret War of Lisa Simpson” (S8E25), the moon appears superimposed atop a 48-starred American flag.  The caption reads “The moon belongs to America and anxiously awaits the arrival of our astro men.”
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 05/09/2026
Will Poulter meme that reads “You guys are interacting in DMs and emails?”
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 04/09/2026
Probably a skip for me
Upcoming comedy lineup for the Village Underground in NYC on September 13 2026 features podcaster Jimmy Dore at 4 pm and Louie CK “Working on VERY NEW Material” at 5 pm
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 02/09/2026
The nuclear block? Oh you mean
Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Andrew Painter prepares to throw to Arizona Diamondbacks shortstop Geraldo Perdomo; a sign behind the batter reads “blue sky Pest Control”
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 31/08/2026
A woman is leading her son away in the Itchy & Scratchland gift shop, saying “No. My son is also named Gronk”
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 29/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle
A Peeps-branded zamboni with a large Peeps chick on top
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 22/08/2026
Hot take alert
The cover for Barenaked Ladies’ 1998 Greatest Hits live album Rock Spectacle looks like a circus poster, with a picture of a big top, the band name, album title, and the following text: FEATURING
FLAMING JIM (HE HAS BEEN THE FREQUENT GUEST OF EMPERORS, KINGS & QUEENS);
(FROM THE HIGHLANDS OF SCOTLAND, WATCH HIM LIFT 1000 LBS - 8 TIMES HIS BODY WEIGHT) TYLER THE STRONG MAN;
(WORLD RECORD HOLDER, 28 SWORDS AT ONCE) SWORD SWALLOWING STEVE;
ED THE BEARDED LADIE (WEARING NOTHING BUT HIS INCREDIBLE 26” BEARD);
KEVIN THE NEW GUY (INCREDIBLE 10’9 AUSTRIAN GIANT, TALLEST MAN ALIVE)
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 19/08/2026
The problem isn’t the ticketing, it’s the concession prices
I don’t want movie theaters to go away.  I don’t want to sneak in my own snacks.  I want to be able to see Spider-Man and pay about $10 for a normal sized popcorn and soda (net profit to theater at least $8).  Every time I can’t do that it makes me slightly less likely to  go to the movie theater.
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 11/08/2026
Chris Farley as General Norman Schwarzkopf, wearing desert camo, stands behind the Weekend Update desk, fists raised, saying “I WANT HOLYFIELD!! I WANT HOLYFIELD!!” as Dennis Miller looks on, amused
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 28/07/2026
Clarence the barber from Coming to America (1988) cutting Cuba Gooding Jr’s hair but his head is R2-D2
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 24/07/2026
I made this fast #heretheycome
Distracted Boyfriend meme but the boyfriend is LeBron and the new girl is Maxey and the old girl is a dollar sign
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 22/07/2026
Screenshot of the Spotify app (I know, I know) playing “Home At Last” by Steely Dan, from 1977’s Aja
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 16/07/2026
Rise of Skywalker meme with Poe (Oscar Isaacs) saying “SOMEHOW MANCHILD RETURNED”
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 15/07/2026
The Comprehensive Land Use Plan from the skeet above but with Pikachu superimposed over the yellow and red map areas
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 15/07/2026
Pokémon-ass land use plan
The Comprehensive Land Use Plan from the skeet above but with Pikachu superimposed over the yellow and red map areas
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 05/07/2026
Lyrics for Red House by Jimi Hendrix; highlighted is the closing phrase “‘Cause if my baby don’t love me no more, I know her sister will”
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 17/06/2026
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you
Rhythm & Blues is an American sitcom television series, created by Jordan Moffet, that aired on NBC for five weeks from September 24 to October 22, 1992, with an additional leftover episode airing on February 12, 1993.  Rhythm & Blues stars Roger Kabler as Bobby Soul, a white man who gets hired on a black radio station after being initially mistaken to be a black man.
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 29/05/2026
Ned Ryerson (Stephen Tobolowsky) is smiling at Phil Connors (Bill Murray) in Groundhog Day (Ramis, 1993).  A speech bubble indicates Ned is speaking the quoted skeet
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 19/05/2026
May Nineteen (no we got nothing in common) (no we can’t talk at all)
Me (I am extremely handsome) wearing a shirt I had made - it’s grey; the front says “SHAPELY BODY” and the back says “STEELY DAN T SHIRT” (I of course am also wearing a grey Philadelphia Phillies cap)
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day. Maggie Cadabby and Cookie Monster’s Mommy are the two hottest Muppets. I will most likely not be taking questions on this.
Maggie Cadabby is a fairy godmother with pink fur, pink and purple hair, teal jacket, purple top and purple wingsCookie Monster’s Mommy looks like Cookie Monster with a blue ponytailed wig and purple eyeshadow.  Here she is wearing a pink top and turquoise necklace
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 09/05/2026
Spike Lee looking like somebody’s aunt
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 04/05/2026
Zoot, Muppet saxophonist for the Electric Mayhem, is speaking the quoted skeet to Nigel, the “square” Muppet Show bandleader
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 01/05/2026
The Drake bad/good meme but Drake’s face is replaced by David Byrne.  David is rejecting “All white men have had a Nazi phase” in favor of “Years ago, I was an angry young man/And I’d pretend that I was a billboard”
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 30/04/2026
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
Bart in a redcap sitting on a school bus next to Martin, who says “That’s me.  I’m just as unpopular with the ladies as I am with the chaps.”
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 27/04/2026
Local minor league team unveiling Steely Dan crossover merch, it’s a 44-year-old’s dream
Lehigh Valley ItonPigs unveil their merchandise for their 2026 alternate identity, the Squonks.  Hats and shirts are olive green and black with a crying, pig-like squonk character over the outline of Pennsylvania.

The squonk is a mythical creature that is reputed to live in the hemlock forests of northern Pennsylvania in the United States. The squonk is of a very retiring disposition, generally traveling about at twilight and dusk. Because of its misfitting skin, which is covered with warts and moles, it is always unhappy ... Hunters who are good at tracking are able to follow a squonk by its tear-stained trail, for the animal weeps constantly. When cornered and escape seems impossible, or when surprised and frightened, it may even dissolve itself in tears. The "squonk's tears" are referenced on Steely Dan's 1974 track Any Major Dude Will Tell You.

The Lehigh Valley IronPigs are a Minor League Baseball team of the International League (IL) and the Triple-A affiliate of the Philadelphia Phillies.
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 27/04/2026
Had my first Hoagie Dom today and I am so happy
I’m holding this Hoagie Dom sandwich and I’m so happy**CUTLET POMODORINI - Hoagie Dom crispy chicken cutlet, garlic 'n herb aioli, crumbled sharp provolone, arugula, marinated roasted pomodorini tomatoes, shaved Grana Padano, Calabrian oregano, finished with a drizzle of that liquid gold Extra Virgin Olive Oil from @olioflaminio; all on a crusty seeded roll
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 25/04/2026
Wait until we see the fallout between Rusty and Indy, the Afghan Hound
Bluey’s friend Indy Afghan Hound, she’s a hippie
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 25/04/2026
Mom & Dad’s
Mostly round pizza with spicy cup pepperoni and extra cheese on a blue cutting board
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 25/04/2026
Pizza Friday. This one’s for the kid.
Cheese pizza on a blue cutting board.  I think it looks nice, so imagine what you think a nice cheese pizza looks like
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 24/04/2026
Still an atheist but sometimes I have my doubts :-)
An email from Hoagie Dom which reads:

Congrats! You have successfully signed up for Hoagie Dom #032 @ Bardot Cafe, this Sunday Aprile 26th 2026 featuring CUTLET POMODORINI
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 19/04/2026
Steve Harvey stands on the set of Family Feud.  His grayish-purple suit, while handsome, is more subdued than usual, though I like the choice of a teal tie against the plum shirt.  Steve’s face is confused and/or frustrated.  A speech bubble indicates he is speaking the quoted skeet.
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 09/04/2026
In Allentown PA, home of the Lehigh Valley Phantoms, I can offer you a fully functional Peeps zamboni
A working zamboni emblazoned with the Peeps logo and topped with a giant Peeps chick
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 07/04/2026
Trolley problem meme but there’s only one track and it’s full of people the whole way down the line and the trolley’s running over all of them and the man has no switch and the text reads “You can only watch”
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 04/04/2026
Petition to replace the Easter bunny
Bugs Bunny in drag, with a blonde wig, blue beret, pink top, fake tits, a blue skirt, and red open-toed heels, holding books and a green parasol
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 26/03/2026
Eddie Murphy, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Dan Aykroyd in character from Trading Places (1983), smiling and leaning on a taxi cab.  A speech bubble indicates Aykroyd is speaking the quoted skeet
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 25/03/2026
Two fictional characters from different universes you want to see fight
Count von Count, from Sesame StreetCount Chocula, the undead cereal purveyor
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 24/03/2026
Chris Evans as Steve Rogers in Joe’s Whedon’s avengers, pointing and about to say something
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 22/03/2026
An r/DanielTigerConspiracy post from u/CrazyJoeDav0la reads:
How sentient is Trolley?
Is it automated with a primitive Al system? Simply programmed to follow directions, and directed to have the illusion of personality?
Or does it have a soul? And he lives in a silent hell, just moving people around when told, ignored until someone needs a ride. No personal connections.
Unable to end it's own existence, so it just follows directions. Those "ding dings" just screams for mercy.
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 21/03/2026
A Boy and His Blob (1989)
A screenshot from the NES game A Boy and his Blob: Trouble on Blobolonia (1989) features an 8-bit rendering of a boy and a white snowman-like blob on a street in front of a blue house, with a city skyline across the river in the background.  The display indicates the Licorice Jellybeans have been selected from the inventory, and the boy has 5 lives remaining.
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 19/03/2026
We have them a couple times a month, best at-home taco experience for my buck
A photo of the box for Old El Paso Bold Stand ‘N Stuff Nacho Cheese Taco Shells, 5.4 ounce features a beef taco in the widened shell with cheese, tomato, and lettuce.  The box also informs you the “Shells STAND UP!” and are gluten free
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 19/03/2026
Once again,
Wuher, bartender at Mos Eisley cantina, tells Luke and Obi-Wan “Your droids - they’ll have to wait outside.  We don’t want them here.”  Wuher is wearing a Phillies cap
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 10/03/2026
Bill Murray sits next to Chris Makepeace in a scene from Meatballs (Reitman, 1979).  A speech bubble indicates that Makepeace is speaking the quoted skeet
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 13/02/2026
A mannequin hippie with mouth open appears ready to eat a mannequin baby between the top and bottom of a hoagie roll.  Chief Clancy Wiggum gestures toward the scene, saying “She’s got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger”
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 08/02/2026
Hoots lives on Sesame Street, plays a mean saxophone, and is truly a superb owl
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 06/02/2026
Frank Reynolds (Danny Devito) holding two pistols, saying “So anyway I started blasting.”
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Jeremy @bluelightj.fightins.online · 29/01/2026
Anderson said he had weapons in his bag, and inside the bag was a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter, according to the criminal complaint.
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