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Cackalacky

@bluejwoo.bsky.social
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Southern liberal. I’m a blue dot in a bright red county in a purple(ish) state. Thankfully & happily under-babied.

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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Liberace & Evil Knievel.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They are cartoonishly corrupt.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Naw, that would imply talent.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
All the wrong people are dying.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Does that even matter at this point?
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Are Twinkies the only safe food left on the planet?
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Why not both? Maybe we’re in a simulation of a dystopian nightmare.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Were Chachi & Victoria Jackson unavailable?
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hopefully Talarico will show up anyway & the “debate” will be a two hour town hall instead. (Or however long the debate was supposed to be.)
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Unfortunately, Trump voters fucked the entire world.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Did he give you a little taste of that Saudi money, Hakeem?
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#ImpeachTrump-NOW @robertj030160.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mobster trump needs to be impeached NOW
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The robot version of young Melania is almost life like. Almost.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m really disappointed that you aren’t smiting more people, G.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Came here to type those exact words.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Someone should replace Trump with Mitch in that checked shirt.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Is he trying to blend in with the paneling on the walls? If so, well done!
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That’s giving, girl tries on last year’s school clothes after having a summer growth spurt.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
He should just show up in Mitch’s hospital room. Visiting an elderly constituent would be a nice thing for a governor to do. 😉
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Yes, but not quite this stupidly.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So a former president who hadn’t been in office for four years (at the time) directed the Chinese to burn things in bags. I’m not watching - is that what he’s saying?
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This was near my house yesterday morning. I’m near the coast in NC.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Yeah. He’s also totally useless as a human being.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Gender affirming care for (almost) everyone!
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I thought that’s what the photo was too, lol.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
How did I know this by just looking at the picture?
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𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚂𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 @bethyvampireslayer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My NC people, make sure when the digital car registration begins on Oct 1, to print your registration. Do NOT let a cop have your unlocked phone, even just to show them the registration. Don't give them room for "plain view" sightings of private text notifications, emails, or lock-screen details.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Dwight Schrute: It's True
ALT: Dwight Schrute: It's True
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Both of my parents are/were in their 80s (my dad passed away last year) and have been in the hospital several times over the past 10 years. They never ever looked that good during or right after a hospital stay. A hospital is a tough place for an octogenarian to be. I call total bs.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Does she have a humiliation kink? If so, I don’t want to yuck her yum but damn girl, read a room.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Probably not in this case. He had just returned from Ukraine (so two long flights). He obviously wasn’t the picture of health & we’ve all seen clips where he seems inebriated in public. It was probably a cardiac event as has been speculated.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Maybe they can book Mitch McConnell instead. I hear he’s been chatty lately about Iran, the Maine senate race & other current events.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s a shame that Lindsey chose the path he did. I was reading his Wiki page & he had a compelling origin story. Born into a struggling family. Supported his (much younger) sister when their parents died when his sister was still a child. Served in the AF. Then, he took a turn & became an asshole.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I think us all ending up dead is their ultimate goal.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Thats a plot twist I don’t see coming.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That’s the first thing I thought of.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Would that person get a lifetime bennies for serving a 5 month term, because that’s how long it would last before the next horrible Republican is sworn in.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I spoke to him today. We chatted about World Cup games and made plans to catch a match together in Spain in 2030.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Trump likes gold. I’m not suggesting he try this at home, I’m just saying. 😉
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Also Narrator: “Fuck. I was wrong.”
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Narrator: “It was at that moment, Harry realized his team was going to lose.”
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I thought Trump had the best corruption, the biggest corruption, the likes of which the world has never seen. Apparently not.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What a colossal asshole.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Alive Dead
ALT: Alive Dead
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Well, he’s dead adjacent, so that’s close enough.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Why are they wearing underpants on their faces?
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He couldn’t find Belgium on a map.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They can’t upset their base!
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Yeah, it was a bad game. Trump rubbed his taint on the USMNT and ruined the moment. Good luck to Canada going forward - maybe they will win the it all. Oh, wait a minute 🤣.
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Cackalacky @bluejwoo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
No shit.
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