Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I think you'll find a microfiber cloth and specialized glass cleaner much more effective for cleaning the windows. 000 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 03/06/20265 - 7 - 6 ? As John Cooper Clarke once said in his Haiku No. 1... To convey one's mood In seventeen syllables Is very diffic. 010 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 12/04/2026FFS. Here's a simple draft for Trump to use in the next round of negotiations. Pitched at his level it should guarantee World Peace. Iran should immediately: 1) Accept that my Dad is bigger than your Dad 2) Acknowledge that they are no longer invited to my birthday party. So there. 000 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 12/04/2026FFS. Here's a simple draft for Trump to use in the next round of negotiations. Pitched at his level it should guarantee World Peace. Iran should immediately: 1) Accept that my Dad is bigger than your Dad 2) Acknowledge that they are no longer invited to my birthday party. So there. 000 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 25/03/2026ICE has become the new "Joe Job". No more scrubbing pans, washing salad or flipping burgers - join the Icestapo and get paid to be a bastard. 001 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Trump is going about this all wrong. He should have started with "My Dad's bigger than your Dad" and built to the final denouement, "... and I'm not inviting you to my birthday party anyway" 001 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 23/02/2026He's feathering the nest for when he makes his escape. Failed dictators always run away to a safe haven when their misdeeds catch up with them. Qatar will be Trump's 000 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Here's a picture of more innocent people videoing a peaceful protest with their specially adapted cellphone cameras. 1173 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Here's a picture of more innocent people videoing a peaceful protest with their specially adapted cellphone cameras. 000 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Here's a picture of more innocent people videoing a peaceful protest with their specially adapted cellphone cameras. 000 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 22/01/2026His psychological profile indicates Personality Disorder Cluster B as defined in DSM-V. His ongoing psychological decline is indicative of late Stage 3 Dementia. 010 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Trump is not loyal to anyone least of all Putin - he'd screw Putin over in a heartbeat given the chance. The question to be asked is "What does Putin have on Trump that ensures that the stinking orange pedo stays on side and remains Putin's lap dog?" 010 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 03/01/2026"History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce." * "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" * "History repeats itself, but in such cunning disguise that we never detect the resemblance until the damage is done" * * 1st September 1939, Europe. 010 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 03/01/2026"History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce." * "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" * "History repeats itself, but in such cunning disguise that we never detect the resemblance until the damage is done" * * 1st September 1939, Europe. 010 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 03/01/2026"History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce." * "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" * "History repeats itself, but in such cunning disguise that we never detect the resemblance until the damage is done" * * 1st September 1939, Europe. 030 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 03/01/2026"History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce." * "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" * "History repeats itself, but in such cunning disguise that we never detect the resemblance until the damage is done" * * 1st September 1939, Europe. 000 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Yet another powerful meme completely spoiled by bad proofreading. 🙄 1121 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 22/12/2025For a change, this really is fake news. Republican bots at work again? 000 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Of course he does. It's part of the plan to allow Ukraine to fall to the Russians, trigger the collapse of NATO then a limited European war, and subsequently allow the division of Europe between the USA and Russia. 050 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I'd wager that it's magnetic so it can be hung on the fridge door in the White House so any visitors will see it straight away. 040 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Jesus H Fucking Christ! The UK got rid of Prime Minister Boris Johnson because he lied about attending a Christmas party. Yet this dementia-ridden despot lies openly and constantly - and he's still in office. USA, you're fucked. 020 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 03/12/2025USA invades Venezuela. Stops all military aid to Ukraine because "we need all our resources to defeat Venezuela". Ukraine falls to Russia. Venezuela falls to the USA. Russia gets Ukraine's resources, USA gets Venezuela's resources. Everybody's happy again. USA, you're fucked. 000 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 03/12/2025You just know that the Orange Man-Child has made everyone there write, rehearse and perform the most obsequious brown-nosing statements under threat of dismissal. And we know that they're all dying inside at being made to do it in public yet they'll never admit it. USA, you're fucked. 010 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Regrettably, as independent media you're a prime target for being silenced by the orange man-child. Best prepare a Plan B. 011 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Previously, if the USA threatened conflict with any other country, Russia would immediately step up to that country's defense. The price for Russia's silence in allowing the USA to steal Venezuela's oil reserves, is no doubt the promise by the USA not to intervene when Russia takes over Ukraine. 000 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Appointing judges on a partisan basis, then expecting fair and balanced justice 🙄 000 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 02/11/2025President of Peace? Oh wait, Nigeria has massive oil resources... 000 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Halfway down? www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEDo...youtube.comMuppet Songs: Robin the Frog - Halfway Down the StairsYouTube video by Muppet Songs 000 0
Joe Cool @bluejoecool.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Too true. I'm a British Citizen, as was my family for generations before. I have a Masters Degree and many other professional qualifications earned through a long and fruitful career. I took the practice Life in the UK test twice. I failed twice. 000 0
