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Blue Jay Punk

@bluejaypunk.bsky.social
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They call me The Tailor because I thread the needle.

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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 21m
For all those martial arts battles that break out during federal investigations.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 12h
Loomer openly fantasized about feeding 65 million Americans to wild alligators for being latino. She's one of the more death-obsessed freaks in this story. Gross.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 12h
He might be misremembering that the Italian American civil rights league was concerned during the production of The Godfather film adaptation that it would reinforce negative stereotypes? But what has this idiot done to deserve the benefit of the doubt?
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 13h
That and a cell phone is literally a black mirror when the screen is off.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 15h
We have to overcome the voter intimidation and election fraud, squash the efforts to overturn the results if we can do that, then defeat the violent coup attempt 2: Electric Boogaloo if we can do THAT. And IF all that goes well, the people we elect have to actually come through for us. Sigh.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 16h
This is the kind of shit One-Punch Man has to deal with every day.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 17h
My favorite episode of Spectacular Spider-Man is about Peter burning his tongue on hot coffee, causing villains to not understand his taunts.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Government of the limitlessly bloodlusted sadists, by the limitlessly bloodlusted sadists, for the limitlessly bloodlusted sadists.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I also don't think Lanterns counts as a Surf Dracula since Dracula doesn't surf in it. It's more like he buys a surfboard. (I liked Lanterns though)
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like how The Punisher decides to become the Punisher and puts on his costume for the first time in the final minutes of Daredevil season 2, The Punisher season 1, The Punisher season 2, and The Punisher: One Last Kill.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 08/10/2026
This picture will always be iconic. RIP Margaret Hamilton who wrote the software that successfully guided NASA’s Apollo missions through the moon.
Margaret Hamilton with printed computer code in 1969. Credit: NASA/Alamy
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Amazon thinks I'm an athlete because I like books about volleyball.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is the official franchise name no longer Wizarding World? That had its own logo and everything.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I immediately clocked the Lanterns HP reference because it reminded me of how every almost MCU movie since Disney bought them makes reference to an animated Disney classic, a Pixar movie, Star Wars, or Indiana Jones.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well I agree that it wasn't by mistake.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reminder that the part of Islam he is referring to says that it is okay to lie and say you aren't a muslim if the people asking you will torture or murder you if you say you are. That's what he thinks is itself a damnable sin worthy of missile strikes on children.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck this guy. I look exactly like him and wore a suit for work at the time. I got stopped on the street by people who thought I was him. Fuckin sucked. I don't even know what he did.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That was me dude
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
over Sluggo's head maybe
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Check out this sick haul I got at the Dead Media Market: Wicked City, Cruel Jaws, Three Fantastic Supermen, and Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah I like cult films like Night of the Comet, Blood & Black Lace, Guinea Pig, and Trans4mers: Age of Extinction
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of Trump's more common lies is that public school teachers are giving students sex change surgeries, which is both not happening and not what transgendered is, with the grand plan being to do this to literally everyone alive.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My sister only picks players who haven't committed or been accused of crimes, barely manages to put a whole team together each year.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He has, countless minors and one of his ex-wives.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Star Wars
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
City of the Plague God by Sarwat Chadda.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not a fashion guy but the skintone heel is terrifying.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They'd be the ones making the test.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He was on the football team and the basketball team at his high school.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seeing shit this stupid makes it easy to understand how Trump came to power. Not easier to live under but easier to understand. Fucking idiot.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"There was one shot where Spider-Man and a winged horse and a robot and an alien and a witch and a woman with lions for fists all posed cool but most of them had cooties."
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump leading the crowd in a pledge to illegally vote for him recently is a bit of a sign.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Killing all those other robots? Yeah.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why the fuck does the federal goddamn government care about sports? Sports already have regulating entities!
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And they all were sent here by other countries from insane asylums, can't forget that. Up to 30 million people! 1 in every 11 people in the country has weapons better than the US military's entire arsenal, I guess.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Keeping track of the lies when they start to stack is extra odd. Trump has said that the major cities that weren't burned down are currently occupied by armies of cannibals who can't speak any known language, who aren't from any known nation, and who have "supreme guns" "beyond military capacity."
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I only got the bookmark from that tourpia but I laminated it.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You don't get let off just because The Guardian calls you guilty. The law still presumes your innocence. The Guardian is using alleged here because they're afraid of getting sued for defamation or libel if he does somehow get off.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought they were going to reveal that Dagmar IS Mom.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I imagine a Boston Brahmin accent like Charles from Mash.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Boston issue features the Coolidge Corner Theater, which screened Gojira, Mothra vs. Godzilla, Godzilla vs. Hedorah, Destroy All Monsters, and Terror of Mechagodzilla back in summer '24! I don't live there anymore but friends tell me that the theater has that comic page framed on the wall now.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It feels like a law-breaking-machine would be the kind of product a functioning government would've looked into once but I don't actually remember anymore.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh, I can help. Law enforcement people turn off or take off their body cams when they want to commit crimes without being caught.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
See? They only shot him and left him to die for a little while. /s
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can't speak for how many are like me but I'm definitely attracted to the outside of men and women as well as the inside. ❤️
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At least Coyote vs. Acme threw him some love and let him be the only Looney Tune (Taz) that wasn't voiced by the Eric Bauza or Candi Milo (who are great).
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Too many young men expect their girlfriends to be their second mom as it is. Don't train them to expect all women will be their new mom.
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The future is now old man
1,456 ÷ 3 = 485.3 repeating
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Blue Jay Punk @bluejaypunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Reminder that what this admin counts as terrorism includes antifa and being murdered by ICE.
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