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Qale

@blueghostskater.com
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Author of Pixiesticks, Later Skater, Later Skater: On Tour, Freakshow, bite. 47, gay, cis, male. There is no LGB without T. blueghostskater.com

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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 05/10/2026
No, I don’t want to drink your ghost cum.
A bottle of Sunny D that is a disturbing milky-white/yellow color supposedly Halloween themed.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 30/09/2026
I don’t think I can handle an 8.5 inch D. 😭
A text from Walmart indicating a delivery is arriving soon. 

It says Great Value 8.5 Inch D… and 8 other items are arriving soon.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 30/09/2026
Not now Jimmy. #mst3k
Jimmy takes time from accusing his parents to remind you that he won an essay contest.

It’s a still from the movie I Accuse My Parents exclaiming such in meme lettering over his stupid face.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 29/09/2026
Mario was important, but he is not Link. Lemmings needed a level editor. Bubble Bobble as a platformer. Final Fantasy’s greatest entry. Diablo‘s greatest entry. Animal Crossing’s greatest entry. Fallout 4 is better than 76, but I played 76 more. “Hades has everything.” — Stefon. Zeldamaxxing.
The box cover art for my 9 most influential video games. They are in order, The Legend of Zelda, Lemmings, Bubble Bobble, Final Fantasy 3 (6), Diablo 2, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Fallout 76, Hades, and The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 22/09/2026
It’s a tee shirt for AEW’s referee Aubrey Edwards. Set against the black background, her name is in green and red hued block letters. In the middle is an anime styled version of her.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 09/09/2026
NYT continues to not know what a lie is.
NYT Screenshot. The headline is at 9/11 Tribute, Trump Adds New Claim to His Disputed Role After Attack.

President Trump has long sought to position himself close to the Sept. 11 recovery effort, making a series of questionable and provocative statements.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 07/09/2026
Silent Princess flowers!
Rain lily (Zephyranthes drummondii) is a deciduous perennial that will grow from 15 to 46 cm tall. It produces dainty white flowers that open in the evening. Blossoms last from two to four days. It is an excellent choice for a night garden. Flowers are fragrant and attract bees and butterflies.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 01/09/2026
Finally, the next fall, on my goddamn birthday no less, they released the third, episode of the series. Pico x Chico x Coco sheds pretty much anything really all that controversial. The characters have been aged up. The storyline is more serious. And the finale at Tokyo Tower is all that’s memed.
Chico wearing a black suit is folding his arms over his chest.
Coco wearing a black track suit is chewing on straw.
Pico wearing a black conductor’s outfit, is tipping his hat.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 01/09/2026
The second of the series appeared the next spring. The pedophilia was replaced with just as traumatizing elements of incest. It didn’t have as much internet meme impact.
Chico and Coco from the second OVA of the series. Chico is wearing a blue muscle shirt. Coco is wearing a pink t-shirt. They look like they are bemused by something, making them giggle.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 01/09/2026
In September of 2006, Natural High released the first episode of an anime that would traumatize perhaps people more now, two decades later, than at the time. Boku No Pico became a meme machine. DON’T WATCH AN ANIME CALLED BOKU! Name an anime to recommend to a new fan. And countless react videos.
Pico, sleeping in the fetal position, mostly uncovered by a sheet. He is wearing only a small blue choker with single stone charm, and white underwear. The screen shot is from the opening credits of Boku No Pico (2006).
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 27/08/2026
From my last viewing of the midnight movie with shadowplay. If you are in Atlanta, remember LDOD does their show every Friday night at the The Plaza. There is also a showing at DragonCon, but I assure you, the Plaza is where you want to do it. I mean them. I mean see them do it. Oh dear.
A ticketstub from The Plaza in Atlanta, GA for The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It is dated Oct 7th, 2016.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 18/08/2026
I got one tonight!
PokemonGo screenshot of a shiny Honedge.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 11/08/2026
Yes?
Cherry, a red dog character in Animal Crossing. She is wearing a black spiderweb outfit. One ear has some jewelry embellishment.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 10/08/2026
This is not the boast you think it is Aldi. You have like maybe three people working there at any given time.
An ad on Reddit for Aldi that boasts they don’t pay for baggers, thus saving you money. It’s a colorful Aldi bag with a grandmotherly type woman touching her chin in thought.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 10/08/2026
Because it is AI and AI is terrible, Siri AI still needs a ton of work. When asked to remind me to fix my time tomorrow, it created that reminder… and four others unasked for. One doesn’t even make sense.
Screenshot of Siri AI on iOS 27 Beta.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 09/08/2026
Will Boomers ever yield the stage?
USA Today newspaper from November 18, 2010. Among other headlines, “Will Boomers ever yield the stage.”
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 05/08/2026
This was a good week in #PokemonGo for my showcase medal!
It’s the results of this week’s community showcase. I earned two 1st place, two 2nd place, and one 3rd place finishes.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 03/08/2026
Asked folks if these were #Yaoi Paddles yesterday. Apparently they are not.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 29/07/2026
Oh no! Oko!
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 27/07/2026
Let’s #PokemonGo!!!
A congratulatory screen in gold saying that I am level 77 in PokemonGo.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 24/07/2026
Screen shot from Morrowind depicting a multitude of Cliff Racers.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 22/07/2026
It is 101 degrees outside. That means it is 81 degrees inside because standard AC only gets you about 20 degrees cooler.
It is your faithful BlueSky flier. I have my long black hair down, week old salt/pepper scruff, tongue between teeth, shirtless with a neck fan, and giving the peace sign.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 29/06/2026
How will I ever learn how to ski now?
Tombstone has a new pizza flavor! 

It’s called loaded bacon cheddar French Fry.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 22/06/2026
Backrooms: Hobby Airport.
A photo of the corridors on the ground floor of Hobby Airport. 

It is deserted. The concrete floor is mostly grey, but there are white sections delineated by thick black stripes. There are large circular metal pillars going down the hall. The ceiling is bared, with wires and pipes exposed. The entire space is completely uneven, not at all aligned, or following any logical construction design.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 19/06/2026
A swarm of Cliff Racers in Morrowind.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 16/06/2026
From SIXTEEN years ago, USA Today asked the question that still is an emphatic no.
An admittedly pretty lousy picture of the Nov 18th, 2010 issue of USA Today.

One of the headlines asks, “Will Boomers *ever* yield the stage?”
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 03/06/2026
I want to thank a friend of mine for spontaneously gifting me the Talking Flower. I truly feel my battle station is now complete.
A “battle station” comprised of a small monitor, a Mac mini 2020, an iPad Pro and Magic Keyboard 2020, a Nintendo 2DS XL, a Pokemon Go Plus Plus, and the Nintendo Talking Flower.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 31/05/2026
#PokemonGo
A congratulatory screen from Pokemon Go. It shows I have reached level 76.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 10/05/2026
And I would walk 10,000 more, just to be the trainer that walked 20,000 kilometers to knock down your door. #PokemonGo
A screenshot from Pokémon GO showing that I have earned a medal for walking 10,000 km. The medal is a platinum tennis shoe.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 26/04/2026
Oh? Oh! #PokemonGo
A screenshot from PokemonGo indicating that I have completed the Unova regional Pokédex.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 23/04/2026
A lot of you forgot about Super Mario Odyssey, and it shows.
A screenshot from Super Mario Odyssey. It’s neon stylized with a blue skyline of New Donk City. 

In the front is Captain toad and Mario on top of a construction girder.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 21/04/2026
Careful. If you end up having to do inventory, I’d skip the boxes of these.
It is a box of stuffed Lamb Chop dog toys.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 14/04/2026
Me and who in #Houston? 🙈
A pair of “love bugs,” flying insects that are black and red. They are, uh, joined, at the thorax. They fly like this for a few days.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 13/04/2026
I knew I’d seen these guys before!
Clouds shaped like people in Sovereigns of Lost Alara, a magic the gathering card.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 11/04/2026
#PokemonGo
A screenshot from PokemonGo showing I have reached level 75z

My character is still in his Easter bonnet, the Festival of Lights shirt, and white booty shorts. He is holding a paper airplane.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 10/04/2026
I appreciate this shot of Euphoria star Sydney Sweeney paying homage to the infamous one from Boku No Pico where Pico is in the car.
Beautiful, blonde, and buxom, Sydney Sweeny is holding an ice cream cone that is melting down her hand.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 08/04/2026
Not now Talking Flower. #Mario40
A screenshot from Super Mario Bros Wonder. It’s a pretty silhouette level where the foreground is pitch black while the background’s palette is dawn rising with trees.

Elephant Mario is standing next to a Talking Flower that asks casually, “So, did you have a good day?”
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 07/04/2026
I don’t post much about Trump or Iran because people far more eloquent than I are doing a lot of that already. You don’t really need one more person to tell you what you already know is completely and absolutely awful beyond a shadow of a doubt. So, let me show you an unsolicited cock pic instead.
An extremely beautiful cock. Sure, it’s a bit shaggy and might be 50% off. But it’s a really nice cock. 

(It’s also a plush chicken.)
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 30/03/2026
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Kim (blond, younger boy on left) and Bo (dark curly hair right) from the film You Are Not Alone (1978.)

They are looking to each other quite seriously as they weigh their relationship being discovered.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 29/03/2026
Wow. Even in my #ACNH island of Kismet the prices for computers are through the roof.
A screenshot from Anima Crossing New Horizons. My character is browsing the Nookling’s shop. 

On display is a desktop computer. It costs 100,000 bells according to Tommy.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 24/03/2026
I picked up my new glasses today. They look fantastic. And they absolutely rock when it comes to distance vision. But I do believe I was overly spooked by the warnings that progressives would be ‘hard to get used to’ and ‘eliminate a lot of peripheral vision.’ Gonna have to try again.
A selfie featuring my new glasses frames which are Randy Jackson blue/black. I’m holding up a peace sign and my tongue is peeking out from between my teeth.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 21/03/2026
Happy 6th belated birthday, Animal Crossing: New Horizons. 3.20.20.
A promotional art piece of Timmy and Tommy from Animal Crossing New Horizons. They are wearing their summer blue-hued uniforms. One is holding a red banner with a leaf on it. They are on brown grass earth, and the backdrop is brown with a darker shade shadows of various size acorns.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 18/03/2026
Blue flame Ponyta! #PokemonGo
An AR shot of a shiny Ponyta. This blue-maned horse fire type is in a city setting. There is a flowerbed next to the sidewalk it is standing on. In the distance is a parking garage.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 14/03/2026
Me when I don’t catch a hundo, shiny scorbunny, with a unique background on community day in #PokemonGo.
An adolescent boy shirtless wearing orange shorts and white shoes is sitting on a highway bridge wearing bunny ears. It’s from the movie Gummo.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 13/03/2026
It’s a lovely new dawn on Eventide Island. Wish you were here. #Nintendo #BoTW.
Link is wearing his climbing gear, hand on hip, standing atop Kohlit Rock. It’s a bright dawn. And he is next to a shrine which has runes glowing orange.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 07/03/2026
You shot your own guy! #BoTW
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 03/03/2026
My favorite webcomic of all time. Thanks for reminding me!
A multi panel comic strip. God has two creatures in his palm, he says he will grant three wishes. One says ‘more legs’ and the other says ‘me too’.  He grants that wish and we see them closer with all of those extra legs. They are centipedes.

God asks for the second wish. The first one says, ‘I want more legs!’ The second says ‘Me too!’

God asks and for the final wish? The first centipede says enthusiastically with all its new legs raised high ‘even more legs!!’ 

The second is quiet for a moment, then with new legs rubbed together says, ‘I want teeth.’

The next panel has the first horrified, new hands clutching his face.
The final panel shows the monstrosity that is the millipede with big pinchers jutting out from its mouth, looking all scary as shit.
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 24/02/2026
I didn’t realize that I was part of the newest #MST3K revival. But it sure seems like Apple Intelligence thinks so.
Screen shot from my phone. It suggests a priority notification is that a “prescription and items out for delivery. Bring fresh and frozen items inside. Shipment of bots received.”
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 22/02/2026
Today was day 6 of my 10 days off as I am putting myself back into a mental state where I can continue, like, existing. I went to www.eastendbarber.net and treated myself to my first ever shave by someone else's hand. It looks good, Eddy was fun to hang out with, and I'll be doing it again.
Selfie, this time with the shorter hair, yes, but also a freshly and professionally trimmed beard. (It's still salt and peppery, but far more a respectible length without all the wireyness of the original.)
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Qale @blueghostskater.com · 22/02/2026
#Houston… BEHOLD! Your new way to get from HOU or IAH to Downtown. www.ridemetro.org/riding-metro...
It is a picture I took of the service map for the new 500 bus route. It’s too detailed to go into here in alt text so please use the provided link for more information.
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