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@bluecoyote.bsky.social
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Artist, now here, but with more of the art.

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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 18h
How international! RONSO international!
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
bluesky: "here's our first slightly useful ai feature" attie: "i'm just a claude plug-in" bluesky users: "BOOO TECHNOLOGY IS CAPITALISM" twitter users: "lol what losers on b-site. also c0mms open on p-site " grok: "for $8/month i'll render boobs on naked 12 year olds!!!"
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Karl marx, inventor of the five finger discount
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
after they sued napster and it shut down, i made sure their full catalog was on every OpenNap server. nobody really cared because their music sucked lol.
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
coyotes are free you can just take them
coyote fursuit in fall aspens
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
it reminds me of when the PT Cruiser got the horrendous 'corporate front end' mandate, probably because some "brand" idiot had to get their way.
yuck
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
v1: a miss. vocabulary is intriguing but is executed too 'flat' by 2010's standards. it looks like something out of the late 90's. v2: fine enough- lines now intersect with some hierarchy without clashing with the existing bodywork. v3: awful. new front end looks totally out of context.
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
if you're a furry on twitter you've pretty much surrendered your moral high ground on someone else's consumption habits. doubly so if you're a blue check.
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i think this is the problem with becoming a full time youtuber - stuff starts following the formula and it feels like a recurring skit until the magic just aint there. some ( @regularcars.bsky.social , savagegeese ) avoid this by being really good at writing or simply not giving a fuck.
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Silly Sio Stares Sneakily at Shower Schlongs!
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
bah-stank
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
who
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i'm glad to know my 26+ year dislike of discount metal band metallica is still justified
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I will also say 22 year old me, broke as all hell, felt similar frustrations to some of the people in the article as the recession hit and gas tripled (and thus led to me moving to brooklyn), so i *get it.*
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the whole article is unserious *but* moving to NYC/LA in your 20's to 'make it big' is like the thing everyone in their 20's does for like 3-5 years before moving out to portland/seattle/austin/denver/chicago/boston/raleigh
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
god, think about how much easier it is to move furniture though
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh to be a coyote napping on a rock
Coyote Fursuit
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was just gonna say, used bikes are dirt cheap. You can even find new models for that price if youre willing to forego a carbon frame.
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Suno? Cos lemme tell you about Suno…
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don’t he’s not worth it
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Awful
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He’s so burger
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the biggest constant of furry for the past 10+ years has been that dickhead artists will continually flock to some mainstream site, spam their FA with ads for that site, said site fucks everyone over, rinse and repeat. see: tumblr, twitter, patreon, insta, etc.
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YOU'VE HAD A POOL THIS WHOLE TIME???!?!!!
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i've been there and it's DANDY and TENDER
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Furries will do anything but support a platform that came from their own.
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You knew you were at a classy hotel if it had Hunter green carpet
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope he doesnt Rune his pants!
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
at least you're in a tavern!
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bold prediction but if trump got whacked you'd watch the modern GOP collectively choke each other to death in pathetic warring factions and it ends with a funny druski video.
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
last year people called me crazy when I said charlie kirk's death would have effectively zero negative consequences because his followers would spend all day hacking each other apart. this is less serious coup and more like family scam operation.
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hiring in the creative industry in 2026 man.
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"The client was impressed with your ability to write a Super Bowl commercial and case studies for print, packaging, and stationary, but they are requesting you put together more examples of tri-fold brochures and business cards before moving ahead considering you"
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
get a better shower
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
nobody even made him admit he was wrong it was like "please stop breaking the tiffany lamps" and nope the dude just destroyed the whole east wing of the damn restaurant
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it was like the whole world was like "fine, appease this failed abortion. we'll pay the bill, just make the next 4 years tolerable" and even that didn't work.
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
tbh had someone just been like a cute 'no fleas plz' signal this whole conversation would've ended and everyone went on to enjoying their lives like sane people
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
what's wild is maga/trump 2.0 was given the metaphorical equivalent a nice new box of crayons and a shiny coloring book. they just had to do that through dinner and everything would be fine with a nice sundae at the end but nope, they're still making a scene and getting kicked out of the applebees
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
icing on the cake is the job posting was for a sr. director level arch/design position on a 4-6 month contract with team mgmt experience peel back the onion and "our directors execute and wear many hats" and a few more layers it's "our vp wants business cards with sizzle"
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it's weird because i could understand fake postings but then going through wasting so much time in interviews.
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
after 60 days and 4 hour-long zoom calls, they'll: a. ghost you b. cancel the project c. go with an internal referral but keep you on file because we loved meeting you so much!!!
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i try not to talk about job stuff but i'm amazed at the current landscape like, i already have a portfolio, case studies / capes decks, etc. but they still want to spend 2 months interviewing 2 dozen people for a 3 week contract project to design their company business card template or some shit
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The only unrealistic thing about this is they actually hired him instead of stating they would get back to him at the end of next week. 
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rolo Tony!
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Washington and Colorado are just the same state at this point.
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you sign up through cricket wireless, it’s only $25, not 50. Sorry I can’t send money, but hopefully this advice brings you $25 closer to your goal.
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Screw that, try asking them to not pay for a blue checkmark.
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s how i got my fake military ID!
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🫡
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sufferin’ soatok! But yeah, my mom cant navigate an airport so this is actually super useful. And I’m old enough to remember when it was fairly common to meet someone at the gate. Its how i learned about cinnabon.
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