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Lori (she/her)

@blue-random.bsky.social
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40-something dreamer, gamer, game designer, writer, agile coach, scrum master, professional cat juggler, and (mostly) loving wife of QueenofNoPants. Captain America and I don't like bullies.

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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
My wife is @queenofnopants.bsky.social. She's trans. She shared this, this morning. I thought I should share it here. Stay safe, everyone.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Hang tight, folks.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
A good fart joke must be shared, unlike the subject matter of the joke.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
Happy Caturday! The girls love sitting in the window and often trade places when they get too hot - one goes to the shadow, the other lays down near the window. Becky has currently scored the valued window seat.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
I would love it.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
I made this for entertainment while watching Murder, She Wrote for the first time. I'm in the 3rd season. If you want to play, you must watch two or more episodes in consecutive order (no cherry-picking) to get a Bingo. Yes, I think this is hysterical. Yes, I currently have a mild fever.
Bingo card for Murder, She Wrote.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Unpleasant news shared by my wife: "For those keeping track at home, this would be Section E of the UN definition of genocide." Image included of the article due to Former Twitter Company's crappy permissions issues for non-X persons.
Wyoming Bill Could Take Trans Kids from Parents
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Happy New Year, ya'll, for those who celebrate it! I'm trying new stuff in the new year.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
Just found this on Amazon. For the record, I was looking for cute purse/travel tissue holders.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Uh, yeah. 2023 is like I went to sleep in 2022 and then suddenly it was Dec 29th in 2023.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Yeah, it's been Thursday for three days now, and I'm headed to the kitchen for more dill cheese.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
Some of my dearest friends gifted this to me. It's a Pallas cat pillow. It is incredibly soft & huggable. However, no matter where I go in the room its eyes seem to follow me. It's not a "Coming for your soul" thing, it's more of a "Do something interesting already" thing. K, plushie demon, I will.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
I find this particularly amusing as a southern-raised Democrat.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
We're having a holiday dinner with the BIL and SIL later this week. SIL is cooking. If anyone has any suggestions for how to excuse myself to the bathroom with my dinner so I can season it it would be most appreciated. This is today's t-shirt.
Gray t-shirt that reads "Tree Rex" and has a picture of a dinosaur wearing a red and white jacket, holding a present, and covered in holiday lights. There are a pair of shoes, a flannel shirt, and a plant around the shirt.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
For the record, my interpretation of "Baby It's Cold Outside" was that the line "Hey what's in this drink?" made sense with the time of the recording in that it meant "There's a lot of alcohol in here" not "Are you roofying me with alcohol?" Anywhoo, interesting point.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
See? I'm back to cynical behavior and laughing about it.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
This is inordinately mushy, but definitely my wish for all of you. I'll return to cynical posts and reposts and weird updates about holiday apparel soon.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
Having once written up a study of over 200 people for the WPA in my youth, this is both a clear and concise study that is also absolutely worthless. Except for giggles. We all need giggles. This was stolen from a friend on Discord. Please enjoy in anticipation of Caturday.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
I honestly think drunk girls in a bathroom at a club could negotiate world peace and then go out and party the rest of the night away.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Today's holiday t-shirt. At 3, my parents warned me about stranger danger. Then they took me to the mall and put me into the lap of a complete stranger and told me to smile. He smelled like sweat. I did not smile. I did not handle learning about Santa creeping thru the house while we slept, either
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
These were our household clowder for a while. We still have Becky. Her brother and sister are tripping people on the rainbow bridge. But their cuteness remains eternal.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
I just needed to share my friends' conversation this morning on Discord.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
Velma, Maleficent, Firefly Calvin & Hobbes (they count as one, I think), and a rare vision of a vulnerable man who is both Batman and Bruce Wayne. I probably took this way too seriously.
Post apocalyptic Velma and Scooby Doo - Scooby has a zombie arm in his mouth.A pinup version of Maleficient with a raven on her finger and her other hand holding a staff.Calvin and Hobbes dressed as Mal and Jane from Firefly in a box labeled "Serente" and the caption is "They aim to misbehave."Batman looking spent, sitting with head bowed, his mask in one hand.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
My cats, celebrate Caturday in their own way, as the supervillains in each other's lives who sometimes like to sleep near the other one.
One small, gray and white kitty curled up, asleep, on the top/back of a computer chair and one large black kitty, curled up, asleep, on the seat of the chair.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
This is my life (and day, so far).
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
I saw a Christmas tree in a restaurant on Monday night. Grrr.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
I wish that they made a drug that let you sleep as well as my cat Lily does.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
@queenofnopants.bsky.social and I both think we don't look great in this picture but we also both like how the other one looks in it. So I'm posting it. Featuring the moon and black crystal silver necklace Dana got me for our anniversary on the 27th. Yes, I look like a dork. Dana finds dorks sexy.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Presented without comment. Or at least, that comment about not commenting.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Something spoopy for the season. Yes, I still use "spoopy." I'm old and I'm allowed.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Feminism is terrifying because it doesn't just challenge existing norms, it makes people - even ones who hate the current system - fear what will happen as we tear it down and rebuild things to be more equitable no matter what or who you are.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
I'm still smiling after reading this.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
The one on the left because he tells good stories and not the one on the right because he would be a troll.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
This is my basic philosophy.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
You kids get off my lawn!
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
I do love me some (fictional) Stormtrooper humor.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
Good morning.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
She is a tiny me. I would have loved this decoration as a doll when I was her age.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Please repost this (or just grab the Fema article and pass it along). I am a survivor of domestic violence and a former domestic violence counselor who helped survivors. Having something that shows you are outside the control of your abuser - like having a secret phone - is extremely dangerous.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
I thought I'd share.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Advertise your account with just one image:
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Good morning!
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Cat with arm on top of counter and alcoholic drink at the ready looking annoyed at the antics of the viewer.
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
I try not to post much political stuff. With companies wanting to check your socials as part of the interview process, it can be a red flag. But this was so funny to me, that I'm doing it anyway. Trump's Legal Defense Fund site got hacked patriotlegaldefensefund.com
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
@queenofnopants.bsky.social & I went to the lake today. It's 95 degrees outside & the lake was the perfect temp (I'm the one on the right with the purple/pink sunglasses). We're home now & I'm eating tomatoes straight out of the garden; they taste like candy. Hope you are also having an awesome day
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
Introduce yourself with One book One album One movie
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Lori (she/her) @blue-random.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
I see nothing suspicious here.
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