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Niri Neon

@blue-falcon.com
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Am alien. Am enby. And I'm here to conquer the one place untouched by capitalism. Spaaaaaaaaaaace - they/them - 38 years old - tired, boss - owner of BFi: bit.ly/3Mb3St8 - end of Route 8 Also: - fuck GenAI - (don't) fuck Nazis - and minors, DNI.

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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 26/08/2026
eyo that's too soon after each other. world, we need grieving time for these celebs. Good lord.
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 12/08/2026
sup #secondlife. I got bored and grabbed this fab set of strappy strap things at Abno. rest of the outfit is from marketplace, a store called 2faces. peace!
Niri, a lil alien girl, in a punk outfit with many straps and a cartoon text balloon saying "Wake up, Resident. We've got a grid to burn" and what appears to be the text Niri in the bottom right corner in a noisy mixed look with neon green and pinks.
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 02/07/2026
aaaand we finally found some energy to work again! WOOOH. Have a sneak peak.
a screenshot of substance painter, featuring some kind of boxy item with some text on it: "TASTES LIKE A BORGLARF" and "BLUE FALCON'S"
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 19/06/2026
awww HELL nah:
a readout of a SecondLife radar: "hasSLbecomeaGameOfStalkingToYou Resident detected on Bagheera"
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 18/06/2026
i don't usually take photos in #secondlife. and this really is just a screengrab. but i thought it was too cinematic not to share
Niri Neon (an alien girl) in a Mylar Hazmat suit standing in front of a reactor that appears to have a black hole in it.
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 18/06/2026
okay last one
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 18/06/2026
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 17/06/2026
like, it's REALLY fun to experiment in #secondlife (i forgot the tag so i made another gif) anyways, this is using zero lights, just a reflection probe, and you don't need mirrors on for this. wheeeeeeeeeee
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 17/06/2026
it's fun to experiment in SL with talented people :D
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 15/06/2026
I WILL NOT FINISH OR RELEASE ALL OF THESE. Some of these though... do not beg me to finish any of them, it will literally stop me working on them forever. some of these are 2-3 years old. some of these are from last summer. IDK.
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 13/06/2026
hey #secondlife, new buncha mainland bots just dropped. Who owns these assholes who can't stay out of my house?
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 10/06/2026
screenshot of a tweet by @mgosketches:

"Artists hate AI because they are gatekeepers"
DUDE all of us learned on free resources and are
more than happy to share tutorials. AI doesn't
make you creative, it's an illusion sold by
billionaires trying to monopolize art and culture
while skyrocketing energy and RAM prices.
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 09/06/2026
...this is the #secondlife experience
screenshot of a tweet by @goneforthenight:
"gay people are unreal i just bought my friend a coffee and he said "I'm going to lick you clean later" . hey man can you just say thank you i think"
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 09/06/2026
I would but I've deleted a lot of this shit for my own sanity! Found one though:
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 07/06/2026
Have another shot, bit more cleaned up and filled in.
Another shot of a pink/cyan lit office with black furniture and a gaming pc
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 07/06/2026
my office is coming together!!
A pink and cyan lit office with a nice pc and desk chair in black
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 02/06/2026
a bunch of pride hearts surrounding the following text: WISHING ALL THE HOMOPHOBES A SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE MONTH
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 02/06/2026
SOMEONE MADE UPDATED PHILIP LINDEN HAIR. SOME CRAZY BASTARD ACTUALLY DID IT :D Someone tell @philiprosedale.bsky.social his #secondlife is gonna be lit
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 30/05/2026
"I need AI art, otherwise I can't make my project."

Randy Savage cut a promo with nothing but a coffee creamer he swiped from craft services.

Stop making excuses and do better.
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 28/05/2026
it's the embodiment of Death, a skeleton in a robe, smoking and drinking, while saying, into the "camera": "I'm being as plite as I possibly can, assholes!
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 22/04/2026
"if you don't embrace AI, you will be left behind"
Me being left behind:
(followed by images of George from Seinfeld, happily enjoying his freedom in NYC, all alone)
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 01/04/2026
Chris J. Suggs on twitter:
"By the way, April Fools is cancelled tomorrow. Keep your jokes to yourself because this whole year has been one already. We tired. Tomorrow is March 32nd."
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 31/03/2026
cartoon girl with glasses and purple hair sitting on a wall with an above and below text.
ABOVE: "REPOST IF YOU LIKE BOOBS"
BELOW: "OR IF YOU DESPERATELY CRAVE FOR THE AI BUBBLE TO BURST AND CONSEQUENCES TO HAPPEN TO CERTAIN MEN IN POWER"
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 26/03/2026
a tweet overlayed on a classical painting with the following text:

"I don't do politics"
Ok, well you're a fully grown adult so maybe it's time to start
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 15/03/2026
marathon inspired artwork: "NIRI NEON IS REALLY COOL, EVERYBODY SAYS SO. I WOULDN'T LIE TO YOU"
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 15/03/2026
cartoon of a goth black girl going:
"..you want me to have friends? THE THING THAT KILLED CAESAR?"
artist unknown atm but please do inform me if you know
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 11/03/2026
a shoddily layered still from Bojack Horseman, presumably made in a cracked copy of photoshop like a gentleman with the following text:

"When you shitpost are you gonna cut corners with AI slop like some kinda crypto gooner or are you gonna search for images with transparency and shoddily layer them together in a cracked copy of Photoshop like a gentleman?!"
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 08/03/2026
| How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character uquiz.com/quiz/eTdXoU/... ...bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
Quiz results: MENTOR - You might not be the main character, but you're still very important. You're the older, or at least wiser one, who guides all those little youngins to victory. They may not always listen to you, but at least they respect you. The fandom looks on you as either a MILF/DILF, the lovable cooky old guy, or the one who really, really needs a break. Maybe all three. Probably all three.
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 07/03/2026
here's some of the actual Fuggler designs that got directly taken.
Official Fuggler lineup for comparison with the ad.
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 07/03/2026
mother. fuckers. I don't own Labubus, and had never seen one IRL, so when the copies appeared on SL, it bothered me but i thought they'd be changed enough. . But now, someone's made something from a company I actually support. Someone copied... Fugglers, for SL. dense motherfuckers, I swear.
garbaggio garbuglies, an IP infringing copy of the Fugglers, made by a previously independent plushie company, but now corp owned.my own personal fugglers, three of them, I own more.
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 28/02/2026
meme screenshot: For the most part I understand the necessity of internet h*rny posting for a lot of people but some of the things you guys say on here makes it sound like being the victim of a slapstick routine would be the ultimate s*xual fantasy
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 06/02/2026
This person asked for a single color out of my multipack. I had the audacity to reply with a very polite no. I'm so tired. Don't be this person.
Kelly Claremont to Niri: I need practical, not surprises. it's an under armor, not a birthday party. And it's a matter of extracting ONE tattoo layer out of the many from a package, maybe not even that since you'd probably already have on your inventory. Summarizing, matter of good will. But thank you regardless.

Niri, in resonse: Oh, if you're gonna be like that, I don't want you as my customer at all. Blocked.
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 26/01/2026
luv it when artists I respected steal designs from Walmart like that doesn't matter. Like artists don't work at Walmart's product development division. Like copyright only fucking matters when their own shit gets stolen. Rules for thee but not for me or some shit. Anyways, don't buy this #secondlife
An abstract sculpture of two dancers sold @ WalmartAn abstract sculpture of two dancers, stolen from Walmart
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 26/01/2026
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 20/01/2026
Lovely little article, have a looksie: pluralistic.net/2026/01/13/n...
TEXT ON IMAGE: I'm sorry. As a technology writer, I'm supposed to be telling you that this bet will some day pay off, because one day we will have shoveled so many words into the word-guessing program that it wakes up and learns how to actually do the jobs it is failing spectacularly at today. This is a proposition akin to the idea that if we keep breeding horses to run faster and faster, one of them will give birth to a locomotive. Humans possess intelligence, and machines do not. The difference between a human and a word-guessing program isn't how many words the human knows.

I'm sorry. I know that when we talk about "digital sovereignty," we're obliged to talk about how we can build more data-centres that we can fill up with money-losing chips from American silicon monopolists in the hopes of destroying as many jobs as possible while blowing through our clean energy goals and enshittifying as much of our potable water as possible.

I don't have any advice for how to do that. I'm sorry!
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 10/01/2026
sometimes, #secondlife, ya just gotta build yaself a bar and a lil coffee house, ya know?
overview shot of a subterranean sci-fi themed bar in the videogame secondlife, taken from a corner up high.overview shot of a subterranean sci-fi themed bar in the videogame secondlife.overview shot of a modern coffee shop in the videogame secondlife, taken from a corner up high.overview shot of a modern coffee shop in the videogame secondlife, taken from behind Niri Neon's head.
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 24/12/2025
Blue Falcon Industries is proud to present the XM:45 Helmet! Definitely not seasonally inspired for any reason, the XM:45 a rugged helmet. And comes with a nice hat to keep you warm. (hat only included during Crack Fandom Event) 500L$ 50% will be donated Taxi: maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/P...
A sales booth for the Santa/Dwarven themed helmet, the XM45, by Blue Falcon Industries, at the Crack Fandom Eventa closeup of the XM:45 Helmet by Blue Falcon Industries in gray, silver, and bronze tones.screenshots of the HUDs that come with the helmet and the Hat, for full color customization.a closeup of the XM:45 Helmet by Blue Falcon Industries in blue and red tones.
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 19/12/2025
i am late to the Crack Fandom event because life intervened and i now have a very clear idea of what goes on inside my nose, but have a preview anyways, #secondlife:
a screenshot from the program Adobe Substance, for texturing, showing off BFI's upcoming product for the Crack Fandom event, and what seems to be some kind of face and a hard edged robotic santa hat in the background?
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 25/11/2025
i sw2god:
a conversation between two people on SecondLife
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 25/11/2025
eyo, #secondlife, new spamscam just dropped:
a screenshot from the game Second Life, showing an SL profile, the 3 spam messages, and spam notecard sent out.
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 25/11/2025
we're just having some fun
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 12/11/2025
hey #secondlife, do you guys want a Jake version? Cuz then I'll make a Jake version.
screenshot of Blue Falcon Industries Undersuit displayed on a Belleza Jake Body
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 12/11/2025
controlla.xyz: If you hate AI you probably just hate art and expression. It's an infinite mashup of all the best art ever made by humans.

lesliejandersonwriter: If you hate the juice at the bottom of a restaurant dumpster you just hate food and cooking. It's an infinite mashup of all the best food made by humans.
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 06/10/2025
"Hi, most annoying person you've ever encountered here! I noticed this post you wrote in 3 seconds doesn't line up with every experience I've ever had. This is extremely harmful to me, the main character of the universe,"
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 30/09/2025
THEFT! God, I swear... anyways, these are stolen:
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 29/09/2025
What an absolute unit of a cunt.
Alternative Bluesky screenshot of Jessix Stiller slinging outright abuse after I complained:

Niri: today has been an exercise in dealing with clowns from the smallest goddamn clown car. Fucking Hell.

I swear, I want to work on products and make cool things for everyone. But I'd like to do it on a platform I enjoy. Our #secondlife community occasionally makes that VERY fucking hard:

Jessix Stiller's unhinged reply:
"Then shut up and go make shit. Or are you completely incapable of taking jabs at people every time you touch the keyboard? Better yet? Go make a xitter account. I'm sure you'd fit right in there."
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 27/09/2025
sometimes, i might post memes that i like. deal with it :D
a meme image with the following text: "I have decided with a peaceful spirit, a loving heart, and a clear mind that some people can still kiss my ass."
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 26/09/2025
"you live in a harem of fart sommeliers" <3
Twitter user Emma: "so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!

these fucking suits sneak in, day by day, to earn another buck because we can't kick them in the dick and say fuck off!!! fuck off!!! you are being a prick and anti social behaviour should anti social outcomes!!! every wound you inflict should be one received!! fuck off!!!!!!!!

you are not innovating and disrupting and nobody likes you or thinks you are clever!!! you live in a harem of fart sommeliers and you shit up my life to jack off your ego!!! why can't i choose to be free of your influence??? fuck off!!!!!!!

if i i use harsh language to complain about you, a leech and a worm who should never touch my life and rots the joy of humanity, i get banned! every lungful of air you pickpocket from the world is another tiny tragedy"
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 07/08/2025
Workin' 9 to 5, What a way to make a livin' Barely gettin' by #secondlife
a bunch of lab glassware, 3d modeled in blender.
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Niri Neon @blue-falcon.com · 24/07/2025
Final note: I put way too much work in low-rez labels that become unreadable: i.imgur.com/6PkeTn7.png
A power label for the ARC Helmet, full of nonsensical details.
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