blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“No, no, no…don’t take them off…” as I silently look at my support hose 020 2
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Beware the touchdown cannon. Don’t ask me why the Rockets need a cannon. I have no idea 110 1
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I once saw Arkansas Razorback logo trash cans (white with a red lid) at a Big Lots In Perrysburg, OH. Regrettably, I passed. 010 1
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Jeff, can you order some XL Trojans?” 000 0
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Nature cannot truly heal until they’re returned to their rightful homes. 020 2
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Clement Waffles - he is no Lord, Ser. 010 1
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I say we follow the George R.R. Martin convention of assigning a generic surname. Perhaps “Waffles” would suffice? 100 1
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Keith Gave was an excellent writer who actually helped facilitate the defection of Russian hockey players who’d been drafted by the Red Wings. He also rocked a beard way before it was cool. The Free Press had some excellent beat writers (John Lowe, John Paul Morosi, Jason La Canfora) over the years. 020 2
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Foreigner’s “4” album. Sold two million cassettes and earned 1/12 of a cent for each one. Probably while they’re still touring. 000 0
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Chris Berman’s schtick was old and not funny the day he came up with it, but Dave “Death” Valle was solid. 000 0
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Weird that guys that can’t use their hands would like a Ketch. 000 0
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026OCMS or Darius Rucker? 100 1
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Both ain’t nothin’ to fuck with 020 2
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Culver’s expanding across the country has spoiled people. 000 0
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026You zip in, you zip out. It’s Czechoslovakia. It’s like going into Wisconsin. 000 0
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026TBH, I thought Hayden Hackney was a tube station just past Milton-Keynes. 010 1
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Tudor’s Biscuit World was a little underwhelming to me, but I may have been traumatized by trying to drive around Morgantown for the first time the night before in the dark. 010 1
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Dinner and drinks for a table of 8 in Morgantown, WV last night was $126. I was floored. Also found a 3 BR/3 BA Air BnB for less per night than one room at the Holiday Inn for graduation weekend. Ohio parents, don’t sleep on WVU for an inexpensive degree and real life experience. 000 0
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Billy Ripken catching strays. 000 0
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I dreamt two nights ago that I walked up to Tom Homan and whispered “you’re a fucking sociopath” and he confronted me with “what did you say to me?!” I repeated it out loud and he asked me to step outside. 010 1
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I have been in engineering design meetings with a Canadian named “David Zed” for over a year, now. Finally looked at his profile and his last name is Ziachura or something like that. I just assumed it was “Zed,” and not the Canadian approximation of “Ginger Zee.” 010 1
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026The pronunciation test is tough. It’s not aboot what you know, it’s more aboot the pro-cess in acquiring the knowledge. 110 1
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Remind them that O.J. was found not guilty. “From Mary’s womb to an empty tomb” might not hit the same way as “if it doesn’t fit…” 010 1
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 25/04/2026“How do you say ‘John Smith’ in Portuguese?” 000 0
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Joao Gomes might be the most Portuguese name ever. 100 1
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Spurs lineup? No Bueno. 010 1
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Dan Dakich ruined Al-Mar Lanes for everyone. 030 3
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026It sounds like the 200 year old brick building in the middle of campus with no A/C and only used for afternoon sections of freshman English 020 2
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 06/04/2026For sure. You figure “Walmart, gotta be 5 minutes from the exit, tops.” Two kids under 9 having to pee is a bad time to be wrong. Also made the mistake of thinking I would keep going through Charleston and hit the rest stop on the WV Turnpike once on a ski weekend. 000 0
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Honestly, the traffic through town just to get there was crazy. Checked the GPS looking for side streets. Nope. Two blocks either way and your’e looking at a hillside going straight up. 100 1
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I got off the interstate in Beckley once with the idea that I’d stop at Walmart to stretch and let my kids use the bathroom. It was a Saturday afternoon. Whoops. 100 1
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 30/03/2026He will get Spurs relegated and bounce in the summer. Part of Levy’s secret plan to rehabilitate his image as he brings back Mou and goes full Abramovich (on a budget). 000 0
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Don’t sleep on Russia, OH. Also, the Louisiana purchase ended Napoleon between Florida and Texas, but not in Ohio. 000 0
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 22/03/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie says " games gone " at a press conferenceALT: a man in a suit and tie says " games gone " at a press conference 000 0
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Sounds like he should settle the matter in single combat. Iran, choose your champion. 011 1
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Can solar do it on a rainy night in Stoke? 000 0
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Taxi for Maicon? Nah. A bus for Griezmann. 000 0
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Knock knock. Who’s there? Parka. Parka who? Parka De Bus 120 2
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 04/03/2026If anyone could overthrow congressional oversight… 010 1
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Has anyone asked Rick Scott for comment? 000 0
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Plus counting jumping jacks 000 0
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I can’t get over how much he looks like Hyman Roth. 200 2
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Maybe if we call Windsor Castle and ask “do you have Prince Andrew in the can?” enough times… 1160 16
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I think a sled long enough to require rear steering like a city fire truck would be cool. 010 1
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 15/02/2026What a random thing to show up in my feed…just finished the book last night. 010 1
blownupchickenman.bsky.social @blownupchickenman.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I once got added to a slow pitch softball roster for a tournament because there was a beer-drinking trophy: we just need the right incentives for Coen to have a long career. 010 1
