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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I'm 20 minutes into the first episode of The Penguin, and I'm already rooting for Oz. I'm sure he does some absolutely despicable things, but I dunno, I feel like I actually WANT him to succeed. Rapidly climbing up the chart of my favorite characters.

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I can also see why Colin Farrell got a spinoff as Penguin, because he's phenomenal. "Aww c'mon, what're you showing meeee????" is my favorite line of dialogue Colin Farrell has ever delivered

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Finally getting around to watching The Batman. Really liking Robert Pattinson as Batman, but not huge on his take on Bruce Wayne. Not sure how much of that is how he's playing him vs how the character is portrayed, but regardless, I can see why people enjoy this movie so much.

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Backrooms was absolutely incredible, it deserves its inevitable success 10000000%. Way more cerebral and introspective than I expected. Atmosphere, soundtrack, editing, sound design, acting, horror....it succeeds in almost every way possible. Kane Parsons has a hell of a career ahead of him.

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Cheesy scalloped potatoes? Don't mind if I do!

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

If I died tomorrow, I wouldn't be worried about people seeing my browsing history. I would, however, be extremely embarrassed if someone found my calculator history.

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Humanity peaked as a species and Capitalism peaked as a concept when Choco Tacos hit the market.

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Watching Wicked: For Good, and we're at the part when Glenda and Elphaba are singing the eponymous For Good...and during this whole thing, Dorothy is just locked under the floor, likely *very* confused.

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

What's a random little quirk or habit you picked up during the pandemic that you never stopped doing? Mine is using my forearm to push open doors in public instead of my hands.

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

If you have kids, def take them to see Sketch. Fantastic horror movie for younger people, with some awesome visuals and snappy writing. It felt like a kids movie made in the 80s but with modern sensibilities. Very highly recommended!

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

These are very strange. They taste like a mildly spicy version of Big Mac sauce, and I'm not sure if I hate them or love them.

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Just tried the new spicy mcmuffin from danks, and it's REALLY good. The sauce is like a spicy version of the big mac sauce, I like it a lot. Would love to see it appear in other options on their menu

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

A very merry Return of the Living Dead day to all who celebrate!

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Finally getting a chance to see the F1 movie in IMAX, so naturally I had to bring some crab rangoon with me

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

A lovely tinned fish gift pack from the incomparable @skillalicious.bsky.social

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Just got this shirt, and now I need a Snorlax/Slipknot crossover in my life

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

The absolute last one at our local Wal Mart. It was just sitting on the shelf, like it was waiting for me

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Always a good day when I have this view. Sitting down for Bring Her Back! Woooo!!!!

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Thai-style peanut crunchy thing from California Pizza Kitchen, with a grilled avocado doused in chili lime oil. Absolutely fantastic!

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Probably the weirdest Pringles flavor I've tried in a long time

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

As of this morning, I'm down to a weight I haven't seen on the scale since I was 26 years old. Slowly but steadily getting there!

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I was already on board with the man cinematically after Kuso, but with Ash, it cements FlyLo as "Whatever he does next, I'll see it. Don't need a trailer, don't even need to know the premise. I'll be there."

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Finally saw Ash, from Flying Lotus. Stunning visuals, incredible soundtrack, and some great production design, especially considering the budget. VERY highly recommended if you want a violent, trippy, great sci fi mystery horror thriller sort of thing.

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Pairing up the movies Phenomenon and Powder would make for a great (if a bit depressing) mid-90s double feature

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

I have a Terrifier 3 promo cup that I use almost every day for water. My 7 year old (obviously) has no idea what Terrifier is or who Art is, but she sees the cup when I use it. She surprised me this morning by painting a Lego minifig to look like him!

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Also wouldn't be surprised if there's an extended version when it hits digital.

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

The Woman in the Yard was *fantastic*. Way more cerebral and symbolic than the target audience is probably ready for. The trailer was quite misleading. Looking forward to seeing people dig into the imagery. Wouldn't be surprised if this was cut down to get the PG13 rating.

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Every time I'm watching a movie or a show, and a knitted or crocheted blanket appears on screen, I shout "Gramma Blanket!" like some kind Pavlovian response. They can't be made by machines, they can *only* be made by hand. If you have one, cherish it.

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Never thought I'd be out here defending a live action remake from Disney, *especially* a Snow White live action remake, but here we are I guess.

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

I generally don't care what the public has to say about a movie, but you can tell that the actors in it are having a good time, and the huge amount of effort that went into it is evident. I'd wager that if people actually watched it and did so without preconceived notions, they'd be surprised.

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

It feels very weird for me to push back on this, but seeing the hate for the Snow White live action adaptation has me feeling some kind of way. Is it perfect? No, absolutely not. But it's solid! Genuinely enjoyable and entertaining, for a myriad of reasons. Certainly worth watching.

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

A very merry Breakfast Club Day to all who celebrate

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Recent snack pickups! Haven't tried the chips yet, but the onion baguette things are SUPER tasty

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Went and saw the new Loony Tunes movie The Day The Earth Blew Up with the younger kiddo yesterday, and it was a lot of fun! The love and care the artists had oozed off the screen in every frame. Very much recommended!

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Yoooooo, so Black Bag was FANTASTIC. Really fun, tight mystery thriller that's like one step short of being whimsical. Very very highly recommended

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

I'm going to go see Steven Soderbergh's new thriller Black Bag tonight. It's rare I go see this kind of movie in a theater (much less on opening night), but it looks like a solid bit of fun

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Finally saw The Night House, and I really enjoyed it. Unique twist on the horror genre

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

I watched Starve Acre last night, and I really REALLY enjoyed it. Highly recommended if you like slow-burn folk horror!

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

This is how I woke up this morning

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

10 years and 30-ish pounds ago was the last time I was on roller skates

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I have Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter stuck in my head, but I don't know the actual words, so it's just Peter Griffin mumbling his way through the song.

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

A merry Twin Peaks day to all who celebrate!

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

I'm going to a 9:50 PM showing of The Monkey this coming Thursday. Got the perfect seat right near the front. As of right now, it's me and one other person in the back left corner that I can only assume plans to do rails off the armrests.

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Blorphologist @blorphologist.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Why is it so hard to find sour candy that's more sour than a wet fart? Warheads are meh. Toxic Waste is a little sour I guess, but it's garbage candy. I just want my mouth to get cut up from citric acid. Why is that so hard? Shill me some truly sour candy.

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