Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026my snakes cheek was still a little swollen after removing what was stuck in his mouth so I'm giving him some iodine baths every other day for a bit. It's probably over kill but I really don't need an exotic vet bill in this economy. 021
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026no snake likes having their mouth messed with, I'm honestly surprised I didn't get musked on. 120
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I removed some substrate that was stuck in his mouth. He isn't stressed to the point of hiding but he does look rather sorry for himself. So I want to avoid stressing him any further so i will clean his shed tomorrow. 120
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026pum is desperately trying to taste my breakfast pum you won't like it! Stop! It's spicy you wont like it! 041
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Recent video I made has a version on there where tsurugi is drinking piss. People would complain a lot if I posted that on Twitter. 040
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I draw a lot of weird stuff that may be off putting to people on my fanbox. The paywall ensures only people who are interested will see it. It's why I don't do public releases. The public ain't ready for this shit. 040
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Blorp-cat is a monster on the intelligence level of a human but doesn't have the same emotions. Since the feelings that motivate it are emotions that do not exist in humans, it is unable to explain its actions even if it wanted to. 132
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Blorp-cat is a void monster that takes on the persona of a cat, to sneak about in human society unnoticed. It doesn't understand empathy at all so is capable of being extremely cruel without guilt. 1318
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"I SAID YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY MILK. GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE YOU DISGUSTING FILTH" 🗡️ 071
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026imagine SEED kyousuke's anger emerging due to the stress of too many milk customers 011
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I poured some out for her and she didn't drink any, are you just doing this for attention? You little jerk, you don't even like it.🐭 020
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Pum keeps trying to steal my diet cola today. What gives? you normally don't like this drink why are you suddenly interested in it lol 010
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Since my mascot blorp cat is a little cat monster if tsurugi really is a cat monster too in the upcoming story then truly their love is destined to be. They are now species appropriate for each other. 010
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026undertale hope and dreams music plays while i desperately try to digest tsurugis breast milk with all of my determination ❤️🔥 010
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i must use tsurugi's breast milk to make a spicy and creamy curry I will dominate the lactose in my stomach, if it is tsurugi's lactose then I cannot let it defeat me. Even the sugars in his breast milk must be submissive to me. Lactose intolerance is no excuse for my failure. 020
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026if i accidentally buy food that has ketchup or sweet sandwich bread i get really mad and want to throw a tantrum. 040
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 21/09/20262nd most hated is bread that is sweet I cannot stand it when sandwich bread or toast is sweet 020
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i greatly thank Ohara for bestowing the gap moe that is tsurugis incredibly over the top design that contrasts with his polite and reserved personality. 020
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i wonder if corocoro tsurugi has the personality he was originally planned to have, since it seems Ohara's personality greatly effected the anime version of Tsurugi. 010
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the corocoro version of tsurugi feels like a different character. He is more emotional and short tempered 010
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The cashier at the store asked me if I wanted my three energy drinks left out of the bag. I told her if I drank three energy drinks on the car drive home I would probably die. 030
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the artstyle of inago causes friends to be extremely confused when they hear tsurugis voice is so deep when i show them it the first time, in inago, even the men in their 20s look very very young. 030
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 17/09/2026In the wild Brown rats are opportunistic predators. It is genuinely shocking how good they are at hunting for an animal that only eats meat occasionally. Brown rats even eat house mice if they are able to catch them. 010
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 16/09/2026my rats are litter trained so they don't poop on my bed, however rats have a behavior where they like to stash food, and my bed is one of their favorite places to store snacks 😭 my bed today his covered in sunflower seeds and shells 130
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 16/09/2026in more cheerful news i gave my rats cheese on toast as a treat today 070
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I have a hard time imagining Kyosuke drinking a protein shake I guess its because of the era he is from, it wasn't common for young people to be fixated on those details while training as it is now. 030
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026rats laugh at ultra sonic frequencies when you tickle them i wish i could hear it 061
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I love how rats will fake struggle when you tickle them. They are extremely agile when they want to be this is all just silliness. 2152
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I've never met such a powerful opponent before, how is he able to endure my onslaught of attacks? 0265
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 07/09/2026yay the tsurugi ring has arrived at the courier warehouse and i paid for the shipping, it will arrive soon yippeee! 020
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 07/09/2026my youngest rat is named Lint and she is a tortured soul because she loves attention, play and being flung in the air (onto pillow) but she is very sensitive to movement and everything can spook her and put her into prey animal mode 050
Reposted by BlorpBlorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 22/11/2023Time travel is the only known cure for a zombie bite. 1318
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I mostly play horror games I also prefer ones that have absurd levels of difficulty my soul may be rotten a bit 040
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 29/07/2026When people see my rats behave just like puppies and I grow concerned they may want to buy one on impulse, I will make them aware that rats will pee on you, often, because that is part of how they mark social group members. Usually this prevents them from doing anything too hasty 120
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Once you find a good outlet for stress, it can be hard to stop. 07211
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 19/07/2026i really like fear and hunger 2 and I am very excited for the developer to update it. My favorite character is O'saa. 030
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 16/07/2026blorp.fanbox.cc/posts/12252537blorp.fanbox.ccPark stranger (impossible fit, cum inflation)｜Blorp｜pixivFANBOXクリエイターの創作活動を支えるファンコミュニティ「pixivFANBOX」 070
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 16/07/2026they need to publish cat/wolf tsurugi already I need to know if the porn i drew is accurate or if i need to fix it 030
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 14/07/2026i love sadistically hard rpgs but not having a book spawn anywhere that i need to save my game is agony 020
Blorp @blorperoni.bsky.social · 14/07/2026i just lost a maso mode fear and hunger 2 run because i checked the mansion, the book store and the orphanage and no fucking gofa book I am shriveling into a videogameless paste i was doing so well i am gurgling 010
