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Blorkian Fnib

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Packer fan, NBA buff, educator, journalist, husband, dad, Christian, progressive, cat guy.

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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 19h
“Oooh, they and also us are hypocritical!”
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Robbie Hummel annoyed me so much at Purdue. And then he kept being there, redshirting, talked about as some great star, whatever. After he quickly washed out of the pros, he jumps into broadcasting. So tired of this guy, and yet, begrudgingly: he’s pretty good at this. Solid energy, good voice. 🙄🙄
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Dave Chappelle: Somehow That Is Correct
ALT: Dave Chappelle: Somehow That Is Correct
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“We don’t really hold a grudge ‘cause this is all in fun / As far as football rivalries we’re both number one / Still we wouldn’t mind seein’ Ditka run over by a truck / ‘Cause the Bears! Still! Suck!” RIP 🙏
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sorry, but when you cite a lack of training as your foremost concern, you’re coming across as advocating for a More Lawful Death Squad. This is the Dem behavior people are fed up with. Are you anti-ICE or are you co-opting the backlash to procure them more public investment?
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is this just acceptable AI playoff coverage now? Published for people to read?
Headline in which Jose Ramirez is referred to as Jos Ram rez and the angle of the headline precedes any of the decisive action.Opening three paragraphs of the story that again prioritizes talking about who hit home runs and got RBIs as if it’s freaking mid-May rather than the decisive action that kept the Guardians’ season alive, all while continuing to refer to a Jos Ram rez.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
18-1. Of course these teams ruin the streak.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The White Sox are the Rage Against the Machine of sports franchises. Idk how to explain why but I’m right.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Brewers:Dodgers::Solidarity:The Police State
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Matt Mueller @amanaboutfilm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Welp. Time to kick the shit out of the Dodgers and save baseball.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So what’s different about this team? -Bauers -Mitchell -Pratt -Ortiz leap -Chourio mini-leap -Miz -Hendo -peak Ashby This team ain’t stepping into the box
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The five people you meet in San Diego
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😱🤯🥵🥶
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BEAT THE FUCKING DODGERSSS
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
👀 Actualized Ashby is a treat.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aaron Ashby is ALWAYS PITCHING
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
17-0
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Brice Turang clutch hit when
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Teams who score 4 runs in these playoffs are 16-0. Kinda nuts.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Enough of this Max Muncy bullshit, man.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DL Hall. Comportment guy.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God damn it, Merrill!
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If this is a roster loophole it needs to be closed before Mason Miller gets home from the ballpark.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just realized that the first thing the Padres are going to have to do after the game 2 walkoff is pitch to Jackson Chourio again and that is very funny to me. 🤣🤣
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
October means two things, baby.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My first thought upon finding out our NLDS opponent:
Thursday 9:24 AM
Pops
Yep, we have to stop the surging Friars! Let's goooooooo

Goofy Uncle Rick
Yes we do

(Sent by me)
We're gonna break Mason Miller.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SHOW THE GD PITCH FROM THE CORRECT ANGLE YOU MORONS
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You shouldn’t be allowed to wear gear that encourages you to lean in to a pitch 😂
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SHOW IF HE WENT COWARDS
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brewers once again employing the “worst offense in baseball” strategy in October.
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Dodgeball Bold Commentary
ALT: Dodgeball Bold Commentary
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They called that Nixon PI because of your tweets 😭
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Would you rather have this line or an undrafted QB out of Kansas? 😬🤪😰
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Packers Hero and Legend Rasul Douglas is having a game, ya’ll.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brewers’ first six-game win streak of the year, btw.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DL Hall. Comportment guy.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brewers’ first six-game win streak of the year, btw.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fox postgame host called William Contreras “not a home run guy” and it honestly offended me a little, as a Brewer fan. THESE ARE OUR GUYS OKAY? Wild Bill has home run guy energy if nothing else.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That baseball game was so fun!
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He did it!
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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pat Murphy on the ball hitting the cable for an out. “Ueck decided to put a hand on it. Thanks Ueck.”
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Would it dong? (again) @woulditdongagain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ty France vs Trevor Megill Flyout 💢 Exit velo: 105.3 mph Launch angle: 49 deg Projected distance: 325 ft This would have been a home run at Daikin Park and nowhere else SD @ MIL 🔺 9th
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
UECK SAID NAH
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This was until that last Joey Ortiz foul, and now Freddy Fermin has the two hardest hit balls.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If he’s making contact and not striking out, I’m trusting the process.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My hatred for the Dodgers is blooming.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finishing my gallon of milk, expiration dated 8/28. I will never forget you.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Having sports withdrawals? No games today until this W playoff in 15 minutes?
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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stay relentless. Win Our Way.
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Blorkian Fnib @blorkblorkblork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Oh My: Man Spits Water, Screams "OH, COME ON!"
ALT: Oh My: Man Spits Water, Screams "OH, COME ON!"
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