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@bloozby.bsky.social
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28, He/Him I sometimes do arts, mostly crack jokes. Will block AI users and fans of corporations. Profile pic by bsky.app/profile/sketchingtn.bsky.s…

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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@bsky.app Hey could you stop this? I want to see the reply, but you've hidden it with no option for me to view it. Maybe other users are little babies that need protecting but I'm a grown man having a conversation, and I don't appreciate it being abruptly cut off like this.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never forget 😔
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm gonna get a lot of "let people enjoy things" but it legitimately disgusts me to see fanaticism for a soulless video game company just because they wear their likeable mascots' faces like a mask. You wouldn't be mad at little ol' Mario, that's just mean- look how sweet and wonderful he is!
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I legit read that as "hunting women" and thought "holy shit somebody stop her!"
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don't normally do this kinda thing but if I can help add just one more view to this it's all I need. youtu.be/JoQwUc5IE6U?...
youtu.be
Noble Son - Blood in the Honey (Official Video)
YouTube video by Noble Son
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Five Nights at Freddy's imo is just too simplistic, you can see the scaffolding of the gameplay beneath the art to an extent that breaks immersion. It boils down to pushing buttons at the right time, the fail state is that you didn't push the right button at the right time. It's Simon fuckin Says.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Nobody ever talks about the Gay of Hormuz.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Pop-up ads are so funny cause you're just trying to download an ISO of Lego Batman 2 and some picture of someone's nana pops up "OLD YUCKY GRANDMAS WANT TO SUCK AND FUCK" and you're just like "good for them, what am I supposed to do about it?"
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Or stagnant design philosophy, or undervalued labor, or undervalued product, or limited release windows, or remakes of existing games, or aimless open world design, or unrealistic development schedules, or ever-increasing graphical fidelity standards with lower yeild each generation...
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@bsky.app Could y'all please figure out algorithmic curation so I don't have to keep getting flashbanged with unlabeled fetish art in my feed?
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
God Releases New Commandment: "Thou Shalt Not Pay for EA Games."
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sony Announces New Update for PlayStation 4 That Erases Entire Console OS and Boots to Stationary Image of a Middle Finger.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I love that YouTube broke Bluetooth with their latest update, and the error message they put up as a bandaid doesn't have the link, just {Insert forum link}. This is the number one platform for videos on the internet.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I resent the misogynistic implications of this "jackin' the box" restaurant I keep hearing about.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hey so actually I think if we're sposed to be the good guys it might be a bad angle to shame sex work.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Remember when Mythbusters was a well respected show with educational value? Anyways here's the corpse of the show being paraded around on YouTube using 2013 clickbait strategies to make some moronic CEO an extra $5.00 a month.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Y'know, having gone back to play a bunch of their games- I don't think Bethesda has made a game better than mid since Skyrim. Skyrim is the only thing I've played from them that isn't hindered by a lack of polish that needs to be made up for with mods. Haven't played Oblivion or Morrowind yet tho.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I just realized I saw Mario Galaxy in theaters and simply forgot the entire film 💀
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I was gonna play modded Fallout 4 till I remembered @bethesda.net's bitchass forced an update back in 2024 that completely slaughtered mods. Now you gotta get a 90GB mod to reverse it so the game can be fun again.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
C'mon, who're ya talkin about even?
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I sincerely believe higher standards should be set.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I can't remember if I posted my previous version of this stupid meme but I made it better so here you go. Sound on for best experience.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Obsession is fantastic and I really didn't expect it to be going into it. I assumed it would be that kinda misogyny tinted "hysterical woman" trope but it's more thoughtful than that. It acknowledges how evil it is to try to possess someone by making it literally about possession, it's awesome.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Had the thought last night; nobody ever talks about how DSP is probably the last guy ever to use his imagination when jorkin it. He said "Free porn on the internet? No thanks, I've got my godess in my mind's eye" and I think that's oddly respectable.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It's not called morning wood anymore, it's called a wake-up wand.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Blooberz is learning to animate.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
TheFaithfulSherrif every 3 seconds;
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Damn nvm Obama had 11.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Do we have a new record for most amount of times someone has tried to kill a president?
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Rob Schneider takes off one of his many ill-fitting hats, flips it upside-down, and points to it. "You put your weed in there." As he speaks, the faint whisper of an old smile twitches upon his face- but is quickly overwhelmed with grief. "Or some change," his voice breaks, "anything would help."
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
You may run from it, hide from it, but the embers of your past still glow in the hearth of reality.
Kum & Go disguising itself as an inferior gas station called "Maverik"An artifact of the past, an ancient water receptacle emblazoned with "Maverik's" true name; Kum & Go®
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The lettuce restaurant is really busy, I'm gonna order a head.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'm like 90% sure my previous manager was a passport bro. I can't prove it, but he's a 50 year old libertarian, lives in a trailer, and his girlfriend is in her 20's and has just the tiniest suggestion of a Ukrainian accent, like Captain Disillusion.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Glad I bought gas yesterday 😬
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
DO NOT TRUST THIS GUY. I had his burger last night and woke up today blasting so much ass it lifted me off the seat.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Death Battle thumbnail with Buck Cluck and Foghorn Leghorn.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
When do we get to rip all the rich people apart like Domino's cheesey bread?
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
People who claim the restroom is the bestroom have clearly never shit in the sun room.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
T-cap would've been 1000% funnier if Chris Hansen had lunged at the predators to make them flinch like he was a 90's bully.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Sexy Why Doesn't My Dad Reply To My Texts
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Did Michaelina's TV dinners always smell like feet or is that just like a new thing they're trying out?
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I'm so excited for this AI dogshit to be the entire Internet aren't y'all? Isn't it such a cool idea to give people with 2 entire brain cells an infinite garbage making tool?
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Fucking LOVE Breaking Benjamin dude, what's that one song they had? Diarrhea Jane?
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Happy Scary Month, here's old art cause I'm too lazy to draw.
A monster representing blind rage and self destruction, it does not know it is alive.1-900-490-FREAKThe Postman, a monster I've seen in a few nightmares, he lumbers towards me with a bag of unknown contents.A very friendly smiling fellow :)
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Had to draw him, absolute legend.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
"America" *looks inside* 10 investors.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Imagine how much more awkward it is to get multiple takes for a scene where a character says the N word.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Saw this on the corpse of the bird app today.
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BOOzby @bloozby.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Suddenly it becomes more "acceptable" to eat half a pound of cheese in one sitting just because it's cubed and put on toothpicks.
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